I'm not sick anymore, so here we go!

Room: 1328

Exits: North
South

muhfucking theseus in this bitch

and i already don't like tyrese

So, the room one south of this was the start, and only exits north to this room.

Damn, I missed an entire phase. Fuck.

Also, quoting for myself the appearance of Theseus:

e sparks were spiraling towards the wall. When they collided there was a crashing sound. It was followed by a barely audible hum which seemed to be growing in frequency. Everybody braced themselves. This didn't look good. The sparks were whirling into life at an excessive rate now.

At their centre, a cascade of colours filled the room. Shades of violet and dark blue. Clouds of some kind of noxious purple energy leapt up from the surface. Nobody wanted to breathe as the light show picked up tempo. The room became awash with the sound of crackling energy as finally a great whooshing noise filled the air.

In the middle of the wall was a dark black hole. It swirled around. Cold air blew from it and the sparks and purple energy danced over the surface. It seemed to suck in the light from the room somehow but there was a faint image in it. An image of something that looked almost like...

A man.

And right at that moment, he was flung forth. He hurtled across the room, crashing hard into the far wall. The group scattered, taking care to avoid either him or the black hole in the wall. The sparks leapt away as slowly the mysterious energy portal vanished into dust.

Rubbing his head and cursing to himself quietly, the man looked up. He was dressed in a full suit of armour, and he had flowing blonde hair that cascaded down his shoulders. He seemed to reach for a scabbard but it was empty. Frantically darting his eyes around, he spied an enormous silver sword on the ground. It commanded a certain presence.

He dived stealthily and grabbed the hilt, swinging it up in the air in a furious arc. The sword seemed to slice through the sky, leaving a faint trail everywhere it went. He held it aloft and looked from person to person with a frantic and disturbed expression. All eyes were on him.

"You can put down the sword. What's your name? And where did you come from?" Said Mikhail diplomatically.

The armoured man snarled.

"My name is Theseus. I am the greatest hero the world has ever known. And I don't answer to the likes of you." He said bitterly.

Theseus is from 743. The year of the twin serpents.

Oh boy.

He came in yesterday (like us), moved once (like us), and now is here with us.

He came with a large group, which includes a golem.

Yup, shit is cray

Well, I personally thought it was obvious Theseus was a NPC, tbqh. Kane is stupid. Of course you try to get the NPC to join. See also: every RPG ever.

Thank you, Mark, for this:

Thomas, in classic literature, Theseus thought he would gain honor by killing the minotaur, he went to the maze/labyrinth where it was, he fell in love with a woman by the name of Ariadne (she was in love with the minotaur), who gave him a spool of thread which he attached to himself to guide him to the Minotaur who was in the middle of the maze, then he used the thread to guide him back.

It was red.

It was really vintage.

Theseus was a badass.

Walton claims to have to stay in this room this phase. He made this announcement, then fucking disappeared.

Normal Helios response is to call him lying fucking scum and push for his murder. But...I'm trying to play it cool(ish).

##unexits 8 (Maybe 9) (Not including people who follow others)
Walton
Eleanor
Sophia
Sr. Culo
Ezra
Taylor
Katy
Angela
Dennis (if he posts)

FINAL DECISIONS:

Ezra, Sophia, Sr. Culo, Walton are together.
Everyone else goes North.

Or maybe not. I think...I don't actually know who the fuck is going.

Also, fuck Carl.

Oh, and Boone is softclaiming. Possibly a trap finder?