Hi! I am Tijuana and I will be absolutely obnoxious and annoying during this game.

I already hate my tribe. As a self proclaimed feminist warrior, I can already see major issues. First off, I am the only woman on this tribe other than that random blonde skank that is named after a color. It concerns me greatly because I do not want to be picked off because of the gender imbalance. I realize that tribes were done on random.org, but there should've been a request form sent my way if I would be okay with this.

Anywho, I already that that fucking skank blonde whore Purple because she is using annoying gifs that promote racism and I am already over her. I smited her without realizing she was on my tribe but I DO NOT EVEN CARE. I have no fear of the vote. If I get voted off for smiting a bitch, at least I evoked fear into her body first. So done with this tribe already.

My strategy right now is to not murder them all. I am such an obvious first boot on my tribe that I need to force the fake laughter and happiness. Watch this space.

Oh Lordy......you go girl!

After discovering that we could pick our own tribe colors, I had to take the reigns. The other tribes chose awful colors. As a female, I get the love for pink but there is a time and a place for hot pink and its in a ratchet girls bedroom. DISGUSTING.

Also, beige is a unique choice but beige is also a neutral tone and I just think that maybe a yellow would be a better option for them. Whatever. They are not competition.

I want our tribe to have a fierce color and not like Tyra Banks fierce, but like warrior fierce. I want it to make people stop and stare. It has to be striking and it has to properly define our tribe. I am not going to let it be something that I do not like.

Jay is such a weirdo.

Oh, nvm he's just foreign. Subtract that last opinion.

Jay is calling me Tiji for no apparent reason. Does he know that Tiji rhymes with kiwi and not like bridge-y?

Tiji also rhymes with "Fiji."

How many of the others have you spoken to? Anyone else stand out?

I am livid over our tribe colors. I hate that other tribe who used "turquoise" as their tribe color. I am literally foaming at the mouth here.

I don't know what this Peih Gee creature is trying to do (obviously she wants attention) but she is a walking mistake. Creatures like that are why abortion is a thing, just saying. I work in the FASHION industry. This is a factual thing about my life and she thinks she is SO clever bringing up bio info on Tijuana Bradley when she's going by some ratchet ass name as 'Shontayla'. It's a no from me there, babe. Aim better.

I actually like my tribe. Granted I've only spoken to two thirds of them (seriously, these people are never on AIM. If you're going to play an alias, at least be dedicated). Jay is harmless. Pocket ally. Charlie is really easy to talk to. I briefly spoke with Aras but I don't remember what we spoke about and I haven't seen him since. I messaged Kelly Purple last night but the bitch ignored it and went offline. I see what she's doing. Brendan is NO WHERE to be seen.

Jay is actually a sweet person. Foreigners, especially ones from East Europe always are. There is a language barrier, it's apparent, but it's mostly because he doesn't understand MY slang, which I don't blame him for at all because it is a tad ridiculous. Jay LOVES me though, he calls me Tiji which only works because English isn't his first language. I think a nickname is first steps into an alliance.

I need feeble and meek people as allies because I constantly bud heads with other people who try to take power. If there are any other headstrong people, I need to watch.my.step. because I know that I am a player who WOULD have a hilarious downfall.

Penner and I just decided that if we lose the first challenge, BRENDAN is going because he hasn't spoken to anyone and it's so easy to paint him as inactive because of that. BOOM.

I'm not one to be an ableist, but is Sandra retarded? We live in a world full of spell-check and she just doesn't seem to grasp it.

Example A:

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Bye Jack,Welcome anthony :)

Like I cannot even imagine what her English essays are like (it's obvious she's still in High School... maybe Elementary). If she makes it far in this game, I will be SHOCKED.

Why does Katie have -5 reputation, I think she's hilarious.