The man sits alone in his house, patiently waiting for the door to open. He has waited for this moment throughout this entire crisis. Could it be? Footsteps are heard. The door creaks. An intruder enters!

"Hello, wwelcome to my house! :P " he says. The intruder, startled, draws his gun and quickly fires. But he finds his hand held up high by a tongue, extending across the room.

"No sorry :P Not today" The two men clash as the long tongue begins wrapping itself around the intruders neck. He begins to gasp and gag for air before firing his gun several more times. Suddenly a thud is heard, the homeowner has been struck in the head and falls dead onto the ground. But his long tongue is still wrapped around the neck of the intruder. He fights to escape, but to no avail. Not before long, the intruder dies right next to his victim.















































































































































































Christian has been banned!

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Name: Christian Alignment: Town Role: Bomb Christian is probably the only KC recruit that has actually stuck around for a decent amount of time. He's probably one of the friendliest people on the board, but has still somehow earned the ire of Mal's group of friends and Chris, who still smites him daily to this day due to shenanigans that occurred in IBBY. Moral of the story? Stay the fuck away from Brian's Big Brother games. Though he's got the reputation for being very nice, Christian has a temper that is slowly rising up with each passing day. Should Christian ever find himself banned, he will unleash fury with his dying breath to take out whoever is responsible. He will kill his killer on night phases and if lynched, he will take out his hammer vote.

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Primate has been banned!

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Name: Primate Alignment: Mafia Role: Goon Primate is most known as the GLB member who finally met Curtis' ban hammer. After an extended outcry, Primate's posting ability was brought back on a limited basis, although he still can't seem to use the PM system. The oppression of apes from FE continues to be a widely discussed topic. Primate has recently come back from the dead and if you think this monkey wants FE to come back to what it was, you are sorely mistaken. Primate is on board with Roos to ensure FE stays what it is now. Though he has no abilities to help make this any easier, he is the support of his team to help get them there.

"UNLOCK GIRLS!!!!! UNLOCK!!!!! I MADE THIS!"

The man pounds at the fortress of Hitler, risking his life in the middle of the night to yell at admin of FE. With his empire crumbling beneath him, Hitler cowers in his room as the man continues to bang on the door. "LET ME SEE PROFILES AGAIN, DON'T TELL HITLER!!!!!"

As he continues to knock, the killer stalks their prey. "FUCK HITLER!" he shouts. "FUCK HI---UUUUUGGGGGH"

A knife pierces his heart from behind. The killer casually strolls away as the man falls to the ground, dead. A small sprout begins to grow from his wound, but quickly goes black with death. No tree will be grown here.









































































Vernon has been banned!

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Name: Vernon Alignment: Town Role: Tree Stump You are the ONE AND ONLY! You are the sternest of the stern! The old sport himself! He hung out with E-40! He wrote and performed BoFEmian Rhapsody! He has a "number" that'd make Wilt Chamberlain double take! Author of the Hot Dog Story! He's been to DALLAS! He has been in contact with the Snowmen! He is.... Vernon of 2016! Oh yes! YAW YAW YAW! Despite being such a prominent member, Vernon is useless to everyone about 90% of the time. At any point in the game, Vernon can post that he is planting himself during the day phase. From that point after, Vernon is immune from death of any kind. Consequentially, he cannot ever cast a vote ever again.

It is now Day 8. With 7 players remaining, it will take 4 to achieve a lynch. You have until Friday, 8 PM EST

Boc
Dr
Dylan
Henry
Moose
Nofo
Shadow

What a lucky break!

Christian wanted to lynch Henry a few days in a row. Maybe he was on to something? I'd say he's a top suspect today for mafia, if there's any left. There has to be, right? We had a usurper so there must be a gf. Dr and Nofo have both survived a night attack because Dr claims to be the doc.

I mentioned yesterday that Nofo could the gf but I forgot that he killed someone during the day. I don't think he was given the gun by someone, I think he started with it. That mean he likely started as town. Could still have been recruited to cult?

Dr claiming doc and nobody countering points to her telling the truth. Could still be recruited cult. But if she's not the gf, then maybe it's someone really inactive.

I think Shadow was outed as Town too late for Grim to have recruited him. That doesn't count him out as gf though.

Someone made a post about Boc yesterday that sort of cleared him from being some kind of scum, I'll have to go back and read it.

But I think Henry or Dylan are our best bets.

I temporarily forgot that Tim scanned Shadow when I said he could still be gf. Ignore that part of the previous post. It made no sense at all.

##Lynch Henry

Ugh. I kept dismissing Primate as scum because I thought he was being too obvious. Silly me (:

Anyway, him flipping Goon COULD mean there is a Godfather left to oust. It could also mean there isn't a Godfather and the Mafia are now all gone.

Which means we are either left dealing with Cult, an SK, or both.

If now isn't the time for a mass claim, I don't know when is.

I'm surprised Vernon didn't trigger his tree stump. That's puzzling to me

The chances of Henry and Dylan showing up are slim, but I do think a mass claim is worthwhile at this point, if only to narrow the lynch today between those two.

-dr @ 22/9/2016 20:08

Anyway, him flipping Goon COULD mean there is a Godfather left to oust. It could also mean there isn't a Godfather and the Mafia are now all gone.

Uhh, then what was the point of Jeffrey?

Oh...yeah. There has to be a Godfather

Moose @ 22/9/2016 19:29

I temporarily forgot that Tim scanned Shadow when I said he could still be gf. Ignore that part of the previous post. It made no sense at all. ##Lynch Henry

doesn't the godfather usually scan as town tho?

i guess i don't mind an inactive lynch but i feel like theyre probably not scum?
i still think moose is the scummiest person left

lately she keeps trying to push an inactive lynch for really no reason
and before that she was giving all kinds of ~~~scum tells~~~

like this one for example

Moose

Shadow i don't like Moose's posts today why not? Because you wanted Brian dead yesterday and I didn't think it was a good idea? Or because I'm happy that mafia was hurt in two ways?

sooooo scummy