Hello and welcome to the Best Thing's Hunger Games! In a strange turn of events, you can now add 36 contestants to the Hunger Games simulator so everyone has made it in! May the best thing survive!!

The Bloodbath






Lots of things grab weapons and run, leaving us with a pretty clean bloodbath. Hatch smashes The Rex VHS with its door for some bread. Yoda and Dog Targaryen fight for a bag but Yoda rolls Dog Targaryen back up for good. RIP!

Everyone else escapes!

Day One





Corndog goes in for the kill with Homer but restrains after seeing how broken down he already is. Surely nature will take its course with it before. Hatch smashes the crystal glass wedding gift for good, ruining the beautiful chain of thoughtless gift-giving. Painting sneaks up behind the Garfield pez dispenser and dispenses of her while the brain proves that head IS over heart by stabbing the metal figure in the heart repeatedly with a sais. Pocahontas, Racist Cooke Jar, & Statue Collection try to finish off the smaller objects but they prove that they're not to be messed with -- fighting them off and killing them instead.

Remembering the Fallen: Day One

Night One





Dead Skin Remover & Painting talk shit about the other tributes while the green tributes, Yoda & Goblin, fall in love. Has Yoda finally found a soft side after going on a murder spree? Bed Pan proves that it has what it takes to win -- taking out the trio of Glass Head, Gun, & Bowl with a single explosive. Race Car tries to do a simple task but fails, falling to its death before it sees any real action.