The world has not stopped turning since I've been gone neither have the lives of all 4 of the active members left on this site.

I have decided for the next few days/weeks/ until I get bored, to write a short paragraph or two guessing about what these people have been up to since I've been gone.

Enjoy.

who are the four?

Chris hello

Curtis:

Curtis dealt with a severe case of depression only partially related to me leaving the site. He contemplated suicide almost daily for a few months.

Eventually due to a failed attempt where he swallowed 2 bottles of Flinstone vitamins (everything except the Barney shaped pills, Curtis had recently discovered a severe disdain for midgets) Curt finally got the help he needed.

After getting properly medicated Curtis started dating a 5'6 brunette named Rhonda with a severe Boston accent (she pronounces it Rhoondah) who has a severe drinking problem and likes to get hammered and tell Curt how mulch of a pussy he is compared to her exes and how he's not man enough for her.

Last weekend, Curt bought an engagement ring.

The end

Christian @ 15/3/2020 13:31

who are the four?

Of course you're one

Vic @ 15/3/2020 13:31

Chris hello

VIC MA NIGGGGGGGAAAAAA

Rodney:

It's been a long road to recovery for Rodney after being struck in the head with a bike lock by an Antifa protestor during Pittsburgh's first "Make America White Again" rally during the summer of 2018.

Not only has Rodney needed to relearn to walk and talk again but he still hasn't quite figured out how to recognize when it's time to "make a doodie" as he calls it, but the doctors believe in time he should be able to make a full recovery and should have no trouble casting his ballot for Trump in 2020.

Thoughts and prayers Rod, thoughts and prayers.

Christian:

After an early thaw during the spring of 2019, Christians Mom's basement flooded and she let him move upstairs to the guest room since they don't really have a lot of guests over too much any more and when they do they usually stay at the Holiday Inn express because it doesn't reek like despair.

Gratz on the upgrade homie.

My favorite part:

tell Curt how mulch of a pussy

What was prison like?

Vern:

After his last two YouTube followers (Perry and Simplton) finally unsubscribed to his YouTube channel, Vernon spiraled out of control as he realized his dreams of becoming a famous YouTube star would never come to pass.

Vern became a raging alcoholic and constantly put himself in extremely destructive situations not caring if he lived to see another sunrise.

Fortunately for us all he fell in love with a 47 year old recovering heroin addict named Starla that brought him to his first AA meeting. Vern is now 6 months sober and has never been happier.

Good for you Vern

Rodney @ 15/3/2020 13:52

What was prison like?

Not married yet, I'll let you know though.

Chris25 @ 15/3/2020 13:36

Curtis: Curtis dealt with a severe case of depression only partially related to me leaving the site. He contemplated suicide almost daily for a few months. Eventually due to a failed attempt where he swallowed 2 bottles of Flinstone vitamins (everything except the Barney shaped pills, Curtis had recently discovered a severe disdain for midgets) Curt finally got the help he needed. After getting properly medicated Curtis started dating a 5'6 brunette named Rhonda with a severe Boston accent (she pronounces it Rhoondah) who has a severe drinking problem and likes to get hammered and tell Curt how mulch of a pussy he is compared to her exes and how he's not man enough for her. Last weekend, Curt bought an engagement ring. The end

The ring is just a loaner but the rest is accurate

Chris25 @ 15/3/2020 14:49

Christian: After an early thaw during the spring of 2019, Christians Mom's basement flooded and she let him move upstairs to the guest room since they don't really have a lot of guests over too much any more and when they do they usually stay at the Holiday Inn express because it doesn't reek like despair. Gratz on the upgrade homie.

I was hyped for this but then ended up disappointed. You probably get that reaction a lot I assume.

Christian @ 15/3/2020 15:00

Chris25 @ 15/3/2020 14:49 Christian: After an early thaw during the spring of 2019, Christians Mom's basement flooded and she let him move upstairs to the guest room since they don't really have a lot of guests over too much any more and when they do they usually stay at the Holiday Inn express because it doesn't reek like despair. Gratz on the upgrade homie. I was hyped for this but then ended up disappointed. You probably get that reaction a lot I assume.

I missed you too Christian