Rodney was a bit of a recluse. He was loud, obnoxious, and drooled a lot. He wore a bid 24/7 because he couldn't help but wear his food. He didn't know when to keep his mouth shut and he never figured out when to sit back and listen.

Someone had enough. They used brute force to push him into a corner. Rodney liked to talk, and talk A LOT.

"Now see here my good person! You get your hands off of me right this instance!"

The attacker couldn't stand it anymore. He pulled out some gasoline and doused Rodney in it.

And Rodney kept talking.

"I'll let you know this is an Osh Kosk B Gosh sweatshirt you animal. I'm going to send you my dry cleaning bill as....."

The attacker couldn't take no more. He lit a match and threw it on Rodney. He continued to talk as he burned to death.

The remaining members saw the site and grabbed marshmallows and roasted them over Rodney's burning body.

Rodney	+
Jack Jack VANILLA TOWNIE You are town and you have a voice and a vote. Unfortunately, you don't have a night action. WIN CONDITION You win when all threats to the town are eliminiated.

As the group was enjoying their toasted marshmallows roasting of Rodney's corpse someone else was not having a good time. No one was paying attention as poor Cody was taking hostage and tortured. First he was forced to listen to a 15 minute cover of the Spice Girls song "Wannabe" sang by Wikey.

Then he was forced to read every single post by DS in every mafia game he's played in at FE.

At this point he was demanding death.

But his torture session wasn't complete just yet.

Cody was then forced to read and decipher every Igor post on FE.

That was the last straw. Cody begged for mercy and prayed to the gods. Finally the figure, pulled out a grenade and shoved it down Cody's throat and pulled the pin. A couple seconds later Cody splattered all over the room.

Cody

+

Russell CULT RECRUITER You are the cult recruiter and your mission is to recruit a team and over power the rest of the game. Each night you may recruit 1 person into your gang and if you attempt to recruit someone who is not recruit-able, you will die. You also have a 1 time BP vest that will thwart an attempt on your life. It will not protect you from a bad recruit. WIN CONDITION You win when the cult has 51% of the remaining players and have eliminated all other threats.

game on

I was blocked last night

ENJOY YOUR BABY FLESH FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS, GET FUCKED, SOY TOY BOY SCUMMMM

Rodney @ 28/10/2019 20:04

ENJOY YOUR BABY FLESH FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS, GET FUCKED, SOY TOY BOY SCUMMMM

Now this is a quality use of the 1 post-death post :claps:

Hmmm.

Rodney! Noooooooooo!!

Also, f*ck.

So bad recruit by Cody or he had already had his vest used?

so we can't know for sure that Cody hadn't survived an attack previously? Or can we?

farlig @ 28/10/2019 21:11

So bad recruit by Cody or he had already had his vest used?

get out of here! :P

Christian @ 28/10/2019 20:13

farlig @ 28/10/2019 21:11 So bad recruit by Cody or he had already had his vest used? get out of here! :P

Copy cat.

But obviously he wouldn’t admit to it.

Spoiler	+
Don’t tell nav he was right

time to look for clues. lol