"Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. They will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die...like flies."
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Ser Alliser Thorne is a member of the Night's Watch. He is from House Thorne, a noble house of the Crownlands sworn to the Iron Throne. Thorne serves as the master-of-arms at Castle Black and is responsible for training the new recruits; he has the habit of giving them demeaning nicknames.

vs.

"I'm a knight!"
"An anointed knight, yes. Tell me, did Cersei have you knighted before or after she took you to her bed?"
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Lancel Lannister was the squire to King Robert Baratheon and ensured that Robert had plenty of wine during his final hunt. Following Robert's death he becomes the lover of Queen Regent Cersei Lannister, his cousin, and is also elevated to knighthood.

Ewww, do I really have to choose between these two?

Gimme Lancel, I guess.

Voted for Lancel purely for the comedy factor. I hate Thorne, and not in a love-to-hate way like Joffrey

Hard choice because they're both utterly awful.

First poll I'm stuck on since I have to choose the lesser of two evils.

Went with Lancel, both are pretty meh in my eyes so I don't care who goes through.

I went with Lancel. Even though he's a simpering dick, he at least has a touch of sympathy about him. There's literally nothing even remotely sympathetic about Alliser Thorne.

meh. I picked Lancel as well.

lancey