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| Post #1: 2nd Nov 2018 11:49 AM | |
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"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #2: 2nd Nov 2018 10:35 PM | |
Not really sure wtf I just watched. Need to think on rating. Had a couple funny scenes and not really a horror flick, but more of a thriller |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #3: 3rd Nov 2018 11:30 AM | |
I’m not sure how to score this one because if the genre. It wasn’t made for this pole. Lol.
There are parts that are so bad it’s awesome. Some really funny parts. And some just awful parts. But that what’s it supposed to be. It hits the mark for sure. I have to really think how to rank this |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #4: 7th Nov 2018 7:25 AM | |
gave it a 5 I guess. |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
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| Post #5: 7th Nov 2018 4:38 PM | |
Nice pick! I've seen this before, I'd probably give it a five too. | |
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Josh Frost
my pronouns are they/them
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| Post #6: 7th Nov 2018 5:27 PM | |
Watching it now! | |
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Josh Frost
my pronouns are they/them
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| Post #7: 7th Nov 2018 11:16 PM | |
There were some funny parts for me, but a lot of it felt like cheap humor to me. I love some raunchy humor as much as the next person but I can only laugh at so many bad dick jokes in the span of an hour and a half.
I think there were some high points to the movie, but overall it just felt a bit.. pointless? I don't know. There wasn't really a great plot to follow that made me want to keep watching. The characters didn't leave a huge impact on me that much. And it seemed like they just kind of killed off the likable guys at the end just to kill them?
I'd probably give it a 5 because I feel like it'd be a more enjoyable for people who are more intrigued in the darker side of horror like this?? But it felt like unnecessary gore porn to me. | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #8: 8th Nov 2018 10:55 PM | |
This one didn't reallyyyyy do it for me
I agree with Josh, the word pointless comes to mind. It was so clearly influenced by Evil Dead and Braindead which is great because I love them both, but it really added nothing new (except for the metal theme) and just felt........POINTLESS! There was no heart to it really, nothing was making me care very much at all
The humor was more miss than hit for me for sure. I chuckled a few times but it was never anything very smart or original. A lot of the jokes were kinda just cringey and were exact jokes you've seen elsewhere several times
Some good kills and practical effects from time to time, it had that going for it. Pretty bland characters. Zach was the only standout really
Giving it a 4 overall. Could've been good but the writing was just not there | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9: 8th Nov 2018 10:56 PM | |
I bet they had fun making it though so hey, GOOD FOR THEM! | |
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Josh Frost
my pronouns are they/them
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| Post #10: 8th Nov 2018 11:31 PM | |
I went to type the words, “I think the sex toys for weapons trope is just too overdone.” when I first reviewed this but it just felt wrong | |
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Sugarboogerz
Devil's Island
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| Post #11: 9th Nov 2018 10:46 AM | |
Watched this with Curtis and I agree with pretty much everything everyone has said.
Very piss poor writing and acting. Effects were okay but nothing crazy. It felt very BASIC and boring.
4/10 | |
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