Inspired by Rose, come on to this thread and tell us what you want to happen to your body after you die. Do you want cremated? Do you want mummified? Do you want to be taxidermied and placed on a shelf? Do you want to be frozen in carbonite? Or just thrown in a box and put in the ground? Is chocolate pudding involved?

Let us know, right here in this thread.

don't care what happens, I'm dead.

also, you created a poll thread without a pole

Nah, this is a write in your own. I don't want to limit people to the crazy shit I would come up with. Just tell us what your crazy death wishes are.

honestly my ideal answer is cryo freezing to revive later. I just think it'd be neat, and I'm okay with it if it all goes horribly awry because at least it'd be exciting

You forgot a poll dumbass

vladykins @ 3/10/2018 13:03

Nah, this is a write in your own. I don't want to limit people to the crazy shit I would come up with. Just tell us what your crazy death wishes are.

Then I choose chocolate pudding

I want my consciousness stored somewhere, maybe in a clone.

Then I can show up to my own funeral.

Igor @ 3/10/2018 13:09

You forgot a poll dumbass

No I didn't, but I guess if things aren't broken into easily-clickable options with one or two syllable word descriptions it is too tough for you to handle. I'll remember that next time.

Don't really care what happens to me, since, you know, I'll be dead.

Huh

That’s one poll strategy

vladykins @ 3/10/2018 13:15

Igor @ 3/10/2018 13:09 You forgot a poll dumbass No I didn't, but I guess if things aren't broken into easily-clickable options with one or two syllable word descriptions it is too tough for you to handle. I'll remember that next time.

You can't have a poll without answers to vote for
But you're too retarded to know what words mean

I have no idea what to do with my body because my family lives back in Oklahoma. Would they fly my body home I have no idea

Josh @ 3/10/2018 15:02

I have no idea what to do with my body

Me at parties

Igor @ 3/10/2018 14:02

vladykins @ 3/10/2018 13:15 Igor @ 3/10/2018 13:09 You forgot a poll dumbass No I didn't, but I guess if things aren't broken into easily-clickable options with one or two syllable word descriptions it is too tough for you to handle. I'll remember that next time. You can't have a poll without answers to vote for But you're too retarded to know what words mean

Apparently you don't know what words mean:

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: a questioning or canvassing of persons selected at random or by quota to obtain information or opinions to be analyzed b : a record of the information so obtained

See, you would like to limit it to the earlier definition, which includes recording votes on a specific issue or election. But the very act of questioning a group of people itself becomes a poll.

I know the educational system in Indy may not be as good as elsewhere (we've all witnessed products of your state like Pence and Quayle), so we will strive to help and educate you in the future. Thanks you for indicating that you need additional help, as we sometimes forget your limitations.

Whatever is cheapest for my family.

Ideally, just buried in the woods without a box or embalming like one of Igor's dates..