:matt:

I have or had a vanity license plate
No. My grandfather always had one now owns a mailvan with writing all over it to match the plate and it looks awful.

I've used a riding lawnmower
No.

I've been stung by a bee
ALMOST! I stepped on a bumblebee once while I was barefoot but it somehow did not sting me or even hurt me. I've been strung twice by a wasp, but never a bee.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
A few actually. On my old YouTube account I have one that has like 500,000.

I've gone surfing
No.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
Yes, but not for a cut. I skinned the back of my foot on some bad shoes and used one to reduce friction.

I like my job
I... do! There's some aspects of it that I hate and I really dislike the company as a whole but what I do as of this moment, I like. I'm currently the overnight manager which means I run a crew of people who are mostly my friends and we just throw freight all day long. It's stressful and I get in trouble a lot since it's expected to be perfect and it never is, but I don't care. Day shift sucked balls, but I've been happier since being on nights again.

I've played the party game version of mafia
No.

I own a smart speaker
...yes! I own Amazon Alexa. I still have no idea why I have it. I use it as an alarm clock, a music player and sometimes I'll play ambient noises like rain/beach/whatever when I'm having trouble sleeping.

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
Yes, I use a plastic bottle which is about half full right now.

I've flown first class in an airplane
No.

I have an unopened old toy
Nope. I was terrible as a kid. I got SO MANY beanie babies when I was younger. My garage has a duffle bag FILLED with them but they were all opened and had their little nametags ripped off. I could have made some serious bank if I just left them the fuck alone.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
Surprisignly yes! A pinball machine at the Days Inn in Liberty, NY (: My mom use to go to the weight watchers there and I'd play the pinball machine while I was waiting for her.

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
No.

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
No. I've dated two girls who smoked and never really cared about them smoking around me. One of them really tried getting me to do it with her but I wouldn't. I already don't drink or smoke so I never saw the point in starting up weed, even though I don't think it's really a bad thing.

I've had surgery
Yeah, on left leg. Had a golf ball sized benign tumor when I was a young lad.

I have or had a vanity license plate
I have not! I don't even have a car anymore.

I've used a riding lawnmower
No. I haven't even used a regular one.

I've been stung by a bee
I've never been stung by anything.. Thank GOD.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
I recorded a video that got a ton of views but I've never been in one.

I've gone surfing
I did once for a brief amount of time but the waves weren't big enough and I gave up cause I just wanted to lay on the beach.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
Not that I can really remember.

I like my job
Yes and no! I don't hate my job but my boss is a nightmare, and I just told them I'm leaving at the end of the semester.

I've played the party game version of mafia
I have! Lots of times at summer camp.

I own a smart speaker
I have an Amazon Alexa.. somewhere. I think she's back in Oklahoma.

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
I do! I have to save up quarters for laundry.

I've flown first class in an airplane
I have when I was younger. It wasn't anything to write home about.

I have an unopened old toy
Not that I can think of, but I haven't really looked at any of my old toys.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
Yes! I worked at an indoor amusement park and I'd go out and play arcade games when I was bored and I got the high score on a few of them.

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
Nope!

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
I use it occasionally. I enjoy it a lot more than drinking usually but it's not as convenient to get obviously.

I've had surgery
UM. I have had like my wisdom teeth and tonsils removed but that's all.

I have or had a vanity license plate - Still do:




I've used a riding lawnmower - Never had enough property to need one, plus I hate grass.

I've been stung by a bee - Yep.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views - I doubt it. Never looked back and the tiny fraction I've uploaded.

I've gone surfing - If you call falling off a surfboard "surfing". See my previous entries for skiing and skateboards.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid - I tend to not use them.

I like my job - Yeah- I've been doing it for a while, so I should.

I've played the party game version of mafia - I've only ever played online.

I own a smart speaker - My speakers are all dumb.

I have have a bank for extra change in my home - No, I pile my extra change in places and my wife takes it all and sticks it in the self-checkout lanes.

I've flown first class in an airplane - Yep.

I have an unopened old toy - A couple, but even my collectibles I like to open and play with usually.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine - Not in a long time.

I've had my arm in a sling or cast - Yep- broken wrist back in seventh grade.

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana - Yep, but THC has no effect on me so it wassn't as fun for me as everyone else, apparently.

I've had surgery - Nope.

- Had a vid on social media with over 1000 views. It's a crappy LOST video with the great escape theme tune playing over it. I made it back in FI days.

- I like what I do for money, yee

- used to do maharishi quite a lot, but haven't in years. Like Josh says, it's not really convenient to get.

Mike @ 6/5/2018 9:00

- Had a vid on social media with over 1000 views. It's a crappy LOST video with the great escape theme tune playing over it. I made it back in FI days.

Let’s see it bub

ughhh here ya go



I wanna see the vid Josh recorded. And KC's vid with 500k views

Mike @ 6/5/2018 7:31

ughhh here ya go I wanna see the vid Josh recorded. And KC's vid with 500k views

The 500k one is of Missy Hyatt, a slutty wrestling valet from the 80's, revealing the penis sizes of several old wrestlers. :shadow:

I have or had a vanity license plate
No

I've used a riding lawnmower
Yeah. Gonna do so again this evening.

I've been stung by a bee
Yeah several times.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
My daughter did a vid of my dig that got a lot of views, but I don't know how many.

I've gone surfing
No. Did the little boogie board thing with my daughter once when she was little, though.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
I'm sure I have, but probably didn't use one.

I like my job
Yeah. It's challenging and pays ok.

I've played the party game version of mafia
No.

I own a smart speaker
Not sure what that is. I have a speaker I can use with my phone, but not one of those "Give corporate America, the government, and anyone else who wants to know all my personal info" dealies that you talk to.

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
We have a place for change. Not really a bank, though.

I've flown first class in an airplane
Nope. Been on a private jet a few times.

I have an unopened old toy
No.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
Yeah. When I was a kid and arcades existed.

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
Yeah. Broken collar bone.

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
Yeah in high school and college.

I've had surgery
Several times.

I have or had a vanity license plate
nope

I've used a riding lawnmower
nope

I've been stung by a bee
quite a few times

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
nope

I've gone surfing
nope

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
nope

I like my job
nope

I've played the party game version of mafia
sure have

I own a smart speaker
nope

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
I put my change inside the mouth of a ceramic frog.

I've flown first class in an airplane
nope

I have an unopened old toy
nope

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
nope

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
a cast, broke my arm in two places when I was a young lad

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
nope

I've had surgery
only oral surgery for wisdom teeth

I have or had a vanity license plate
No

I've used a riding lawnmower
Yeah, we had one when I was a kid, because I lived in the country and we had a big yard. If I had a riding mower now, I'd have my lawn mowed in about 2 minutes.

I've been stung by a bee
A couple of times, yeah.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
Nope, not in the video creating business.

I've gone surfing
Yeah, on my honeymoon in Hawaii. It was a ton of fun.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
No

I like my job
Despite the shitty pay, apathetic/lazy students, and unbearable levels of bureaucratic bullshit, yes, I actually do like my job.

I've played the party game version of mafia
Yes

I own a smart speaker
What's a smart speaker?

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
Me? No, but my daughter has a piggy bank where most of my change probably ends up.

I've flown first class in an airplane
Yes, once. We got bumped from an original flight due to a mechanical issue and the only seat left on the flight we moved to was first class, which should have been awesome. Problem was, it was a red-eye from Phoenix to Atlanta, and all I wanted to do was sleep, but since it was first class, the arm rests were gigantic and I couldn't lean over far enough to get to the side of the plane, so I didn't sleep a wink. Fuck you first class.

I have an unopened old toy
I do not, but my wife has an old 'Paleo Barbie' in its original box from a while ago.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
Yeah, my brother and I would set the high score on 'Area 51' as kids at the county fair.

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
Arm? No. I've had other things in casts/slings though.

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
Directly, no. I'm pretty sure I got a second-hand high a couple times in college though, as my room was adjacent to the deck where people would smoke, and all the smoke would be drawn into my room while I slept.

I've had surgery
Yes. Wisdom teeth + foot + appendix

I have or had a vanity license plate
No

I've used a riding lawnmower
No

I've been stung by a bee
About 5 or 6 times - all when I was a kid. I'm deathly afraid of bees now.

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
No.

I've gone surfing
Body surfing lots of times. Wind-surfing once.

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
Yes, but the cut was in an odd place so I ignored it and it healed.

I like my job
Yes and no.

I've played the party game version of mafia
No... but reading Josh's answer reminded me we used to play a game called "Murder" in summer camp which was similar.

I own a smart speaker
Yes, I have two Amazon Alexas - I got an extra one for Christmas which I haven't opened (they're the small versions and I was planning on using one in another room, just haven't yet), and I have some smart plugs and smart speaker separately.

I have a bank for extra change in my home
A dish with some change. I also have a place in a drawer at work where I keep extra change. Also in my car.

I've flown first class in an airplane
No

I have an unopened old toy
I misread and didn't see the "old" part. I have some unopened toys which are gifts.

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
No

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
Yes, I broke my arm and it was in a sling.

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
I don't currently use marijuana.

I've had surgery
Appendix, wisdom teeth, ankle, wrist.

only ones:

I've been stung by a bee
I have have a bank for extra change in my home
I have an unopened old toy
I've had surgery

I have or had a vanity license plate
nah

I've used a riding lawnmower
no

I've been stung by a bee
ya, a couple times. The first I ever got stung by anything was a bumblebee that uncharacteristically chased me down and stung me in the back of the head

I have a video on social media with over 1,000 views
hey yeah! There's a few >1K on my youtube channel that I used to post on. The highest was this stick figure fight video way back when those were a thing which got a little over 30K views on it

I've gone surfing
no

In the last 30 days, I've needed a band-aid
nope. If I ever do get a cuts I just use liquid bandages now anyway, way more convenient

I like my job
kinda. For a couple years I genuinely looked forward to going into work, but now it's more of just a job, don't love it/don't hate it. I still like a lot of the people I work with so that's the main thing keeping me there

I've played the party game version of mafia
I've played some similar concept games but not straight-up mafia

I own a smart speaker
no

I have have a bank for extra change in my home
ya. I got a souvenir cup from the opening weekend of The Dark Knight which I've used for change ever since

I've flown first class in an airplane
nope

I have an unopened old toy
no

I've gotten a high score on an arcade machine
don't think so

I've had my arm in a sling or cast
no

I have tried (or currently use) marijuana
no but wouldn't mind trying it if it was legalized in my state. Don't have enough of an urge to try it otherwise tho

I've had surgery
only wisdom teeth surgery

It was a video of my friend singing opera after breathing in helium let me see if it's still on her page