Okay folks, it's time to DEBATE



Self explanatory. Two of the nine will defend you, the other seven are gonna try to kill you. WHO YOU GOT ON YOUR SIDE? What's the best possible combo to ensure your survival? Choose two and discuss

I chose the Wolves and the Gorillas, I think between those two they can turn aside the other threats. Particular the 15 wolves vs the small speedy ones. And the gorillas can mess up the hunter and the bulls, larger animals.

Well the Hunter is definitely on board. He has a gun, and smarts. He can also probably set bear traps to get rid of those bears, and will know all the best hiding spots.

The hawks are numerous and dangerous, plus they give me air superiority!

So those are my two picks

Mike @ 12/3/2018 18:31

Well the Hunter is definitely on board. He has a gun, and smarts. He can also probably set bear traps to get rid of those bears, and will know all the best hiding spots. The hawks are numerous and dangerous, plus they give me air superiority! So those are my two picks

10,000 rats would surely devour the SHIT outta that hunter no?

I remember this askreddit question!

Rats/birds are out for sure, the bigger animals would destroy them. The human is most definitely out, no way that guy can fire fast enough to kill everything else there. Alligators are slow in movement and limited range so I'd say they are out too. Oxen (?) are probably out as well. I can't see them having as much killing power compared to the others.

The most dangerous to human here are probably bear, lion, wolf, gorilla.

I think I would pick gorilla lion. Gorilla stature alone should denture/protect against a wide range of enemies. Them vs bear was close but having 2 extra and a little more speed makes me chose them. I'd pick the lion due to the shear killing power. They are predators and devour everything. The biggest hindrance would probably be the bears but I'm sure they could team up or some shit

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 17:39

I remember this askreddit question!

You get outta here! Curtis is super-original and creative!!!

Curtis @ 12/3/2018 17:32

Mike @ 12/3/2018 18:31 Well the Hunter is definitely on board. He has a gun, and smarts. He can also probably set bear traps to get rid of those bears, and will know all the best hiding spots. The hawks are numerous and dangerous, plus they give me air superiority! So those are my two picks 10,000 rats would surely devour the SHIT outta that hunter no?

No, cause he would set up a big net to trap them all in, then set them all on fire.

Mike @ 12/3/2018 17:40

Curtis @ 12/3/2018 17:32 Mike @ 12/3/2018 18:31 Well the Hunter is definitely on board. He has a gun, and smarts. He can also probably set bear traps to get rid of those bears, and will know all the best hiding spots. The hawks are numerous and dangerous, plus they give me air superiority! So those are my two picks 10,000 rats would surely devour the SHIT outta that hunter no? No, cause he would set up a big net to trap them all in, then set them all on fire.

It's a hunter, not Jason Bourne!

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 18:39

I remember this askreddit question!

I’ve maybe been on reddit twice and neither time was for this

It’s a p popular topic!

I'm thinking similar to Igor on this topic, I'd be worried if I didn't know what fraud was.

If you don't choose the rats they will devour you.
If the rats line up in a single file you will have 1.6 miles of rats which weigh about 6 metric tonnes, they will swarm and kill everything but the hawks.

So you also choose the hawks, and they can make sure the hunter doesn't shoot you.

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 18:56

If you don't choose the rats they will devour you. If the rats line up in a single file you will have 1.6 miles of rats which weigh about 6 metric tonnes, they will swarm and kill everything but the hawks. So you also choose the hawks, and they can make sure the hunter doesn't shoot you.

The two that Igor says are out for sure

lolol

I had a hard time picking two. I really wanted to pick the 50 hawks for their number and the fact that I'm afraid of birds...oh man, I should have picked the hawks. Instead I went the wolves, a suitable substitute with their speed and pack mentality, and the gators, which I'm definitely second guessing. I'm going to die.

I'm with Merc. If his last post reflects his votes. Give me the rats and hawks. Though I like to imagine a scene where all the alligators are simultaneously death rolling through the horde of rats killing them.