The norm! Every two is a pair! Pick which one you would prefer and then discuss!

Capable.... Of what?

Capable of murder?

Capable of personal hygiene

Capable of being extremely lucky

Live in the Sky. Just have to worry about falling instead of accidentally drowning.
Travel to the past just to relive some things. Going to the future would be cool, but scary.
True love is surely worth more than $10,000?
Sweat Gatorade. That way nobody can "see" you farting, and your sweat, though coloured as well, would taste okay.
I'd rather read minds since I'm already living in the sky. :P
I'd take more money so that I don't have to work, which in turn would give me more time.
Overdressed for sure. It's less embarrassing.
And I'd rather be capable than extremely lucky. It's better to do/get things on your own merit.

Live in the sky - Columbia > Rapture

Travel to the future - more risky since it'd be less certain what the state of the world would be, but traveling to the past would probably kinda suck tbh since a lot of the current amenities wouldn't be available. Plus I'd be curious to see what's in the future, especially as far as technological advances go

Find true love - ya? I doubt any dollar amount can compete with that, but certainly not $10k

Sweat Gatorade - I feel like this wouldn't be nearly as weird. Plus if we're talking loopholes it could be white frost gatorade (:

Be able to fly - definitely. Read minds would be useful now and then but hearing people's true thoughts all the time wouldn't always be the best thing

Have more time

Be underdressed at any function - I mean I pretty much am already anyway

Be extremely capable

Susan @ 13/12/2017 20:15

Capable.... Of what?

Pretty much either be lucky and luck into a lot of things or be capable and do things by skill and ability

i'm sad to be the only fartist

Poll Question: Would you rather...

Live in the sky
Live under water

UNDATHESEA assuming it wasn't too deep and I could swim. I have a fear of heights.
...though i also have a fear of dark unfathomable depths below me! But I'll live under a bay that is totally fine.

Travel to the past
Travel to the future

Normally I would pick the future but thats not looking terribly bright these days. Send me to the 90s for a vacay and I'll be happy there.

Find true love
Get $10,000

10k ez gimme the $$$

Sweat Gatorade
Fart colored, visible clouds (and what color would they be?)

Gatorade is, overall, less weird.

Be able to fly
Be able to read minds

Reading minds is more lucrative but it sounds like a headache and flying sounds useful.

Have more time
Have more money

CLOSE ONE but I think a lack of money is currently holding me back more than a lack of time. I would fuck up my extra time the same way i fuck up my normal time, but more money could only help.

Be overdressed at any function
Be under-dressed at any function

Originally I was gonna say under because I like to be comfortable but I don't go to that many functions anyway and being that person would be kinda fun if i made it a habit. Showing up to the toddler's birthday in a tux or sequinned dress or some shit. That'd rule

Be extremely lucky
Be extremely capable

Lucky would win against almost anything else but I'd feel much better with things under my control than I would lucking out all the time, always wondering when my luck might run out.

itsbrianyay @ 13/12/2017 21:19

i'm sad to be the only fartist

I was going to pick this one until I remembered that clear Gatorade is a thing.

Plus if you're sweating that means you could really use some Gatorade so it would be very convenient and would keep you going

Curtis @ 13/12/2017 22:07

Plus if you're sweating that means you could really use some Gatorade so it would be very convenient and would keep you going

this is not how perspiration works...

Sky - Less predators, idk if you'd get eaten by sharks in the ater or some shit. Plus I could go everywhere in the world
Future - Make those fat stacks
True love - 10k is a stupid low numbber. Make it 100k-500k and you have a real question
Gatorade - the other would be horrible and this would be kinda cool/interesting
Read minds - Make fat stacks and be able to spit mad game
Money - Duh, with money you can buy time essentially, you'd have a shit ton more time at least
Under-dressed - I'm pretty much already this, I dress how I want where I want unless it's like a funeral
Capable - With capability you wouldn't need to rely on luck

Susan @ 13/12/2017 21:15

Curtis @ 13/12/2017 22:07 Plus if you're sweating that means you could really use some Gatorade so it would be very convenient and would keep you going this is not how perspiration works...

rly????