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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 4th Dec 2017 9:54 PM | |
"This is a great final two." said Nofo confidently as he stood side by side with Igor.
"How the fuck did you two get here?" asked a puzzled Curtis. "Wasn't this supposed to be a popularity contest? Anyway it doesn't matter now, we're losing this battle. We need more soldiers!"
Yards away, General Igor brought his heavy battle axe straight down into Ahoda's groin, severing his extra appendage completely.
When the witch heard the cry for more soldiers, she knew exactly what to do. As she ducked for cover beneath a wooden table, she removed a dusty book from her bag, closed her eyes, and began to read a passage.
Just then, a horn sounded out. The fighting stopped as everyone looked to the east. Several figures appeared in the hillside...
"OH SHIT" yelled both Igors as they squinted their eyes towards the horizon line.
"How is this possible??" Curtis asked.
"They are merely spirits of your fallen friends, but they are here to help." the witch said. "They have the tools to aid us. If I'm able to melt down enough coins, I can complete a potion that will make one of you stronger than you can imagine."
"One of us?" asked Nofo.
"I'm afraid so, yes." replied the witch.
The ten fallen spirits charged downhill and rallied towards the heroes. "We're here to help!!" said Bryce.
"I CBF." added Merc.
"I'm uhh...not a spirit." began Nav. "I never died, remember? I've just been wandering around the forest alone for weeks..."
"holy shit dude you look fuckin real for a spirit." replied Igor as he poked Nav's flesh with his hoof.
"There's no time to waste!" said the witch. "One must be given this advantage. Make your choice!"
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FINAL QUEST
- The ten spirits have arrived. Each one has a different number of coins. Via PM to me, they must choose to give their coins to the two remaining players.
- You can give all of your coins to one person, or if you're really torn, split them up however you'd like. You have 24 hours.
- The player with the most coins at the end of it all will be declared the winner.
- You may ask questions about the game if you're curious about anything. The finalists may choose to answer if they wish. Please do not go overboard with anything at all, this is meant to be quick and lighthearted. Anyone may post statements including the finalists.
- Do NOT outright say who you are giving your coins to, please reserve some mystery for the final story.
- The current coin total is below:
Alive
Buck: Igor - 69 coins
Owl: Nofo - 43 coins
Deceased
Wolf: KC - 59 coins
Sparrow: Bryce - 29 coins
Raccoon: Rose - 33 coins
Doe: Brian - 59 coins
Rabbit: Jamie - 24 coins
Cub: DS - 43 coins
Fox: Patrick - 10 coins
Mouse: Merc - 14 coins
Squirrel: Zach - 14 coins
Skunk: Nav - 8 coins | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #2: 4th Dec 2017 10:00 PM | |
wait did people actually take this game seriously | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Nofo
The Butcher
| Reputation: 2 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,246 | Joined: | Jul 20, 2013 |
| Post #3: 4th Dec 2017 10:00 PM | |
Give me those coins, I've consistently given you all life. I've played my own game on my own terms and I should win because it'd be funny.
It was fun chatting with you all one on one throughout the game so I hope you'll all feel like sliding me some of those coins so I can win this shit, thanks. | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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Nofo
The Butcher
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| Post #4: 4th Dec 2017 10:01 PM | |
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wait did people actually take this game seriously |
not really | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #5: 4th Dec 2017 10:02 PM | |
please compare each of the jurors to flavours of kool-aid | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Igor
Minotaur
| Reputation: 147 | Group: | Deceased | Posts: | 6,270 | Joined: | Aug 8, 2014 |
| Post #6: 4th Dec 2017 10:06 PM | |
I had a lot of fun this game and it was fun messing around in something less serious.
I don't have as much time for ORGs so this was a chill break.
Overall I'll keep it short and sweet.
I tried my best in these challenges to be creative and to keep myself safe and get myself to the end.
I definitely did some people dirty but it was all part of the game.
I worked with a lot of people and tried to communicate with everyone.
I made friends out of my enemies as I'm sitting here with Nofo, I feel we squashed our beef, as we never really went after each other.
I'd love your coins so I can kill old Igor :garydance:
| Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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KC
Shooore
| Reputation: 93 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 11,472 | Joined: | Mar 1, 2013 |
| Post #7: 4th Dec 2017 10:06 PM | |
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wait did people actually take this game seriously |
Yeah. |
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Nofo
The Butcher
| Reputation: 2 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,246 | Joined: | Jul 20, 2013 |
| Post #8: 4th Dec 2017 10:09 PM | |
KC is watermelon because he's FAKE. Watermelon flavoring doesn't taste like Watermelon
Bryce is pink lemonade because everyone love pink lemonade and everyone loves bryce
Rose is cherry because she is also criminally underrated
Brian is orange because he is a orange moderator and I have nothing but respect for him
Jamie is lemonade because I love him the most
DS is strawberry
Patrick is black cherry because it's good
Merc is Raspberry because I didnt know that was a kool-aid flavor and I didn't know he was in this game
Zach is grape because its the good shit and he's my husband
Nav is Sharkleberry Fin because that shit was my favorite flavor but it got discontinued | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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Igor
Minotaur
| Reputation: 147 | Group: | Deceased | Posts: | 6,270 | Joined: | Aug 8, 2014 |
| Post #9: 4th Dec 2017 10:16 PM | |
Nav is Green Apple cuz a skunky is skunky and skunky reminds me of weed and weed is green and green apple is dank
Zach is Cherry cuz cherries grow on trees and he's a squirrel
Merc is lemonade cuz mice like cheese
Patrick is orange cuz i think most foxes are orange
DS is mango cuz mango reminds me of him cuz he's chill and likes to do drugs/party and have a good time and mango is a stoner fruit, also much mango is the best arizona flavor
jamie is Mandarina-Tangerine cuz rabbits like cheese and this has two orange things in it
brian is strawberry as my life partner in this game i think this fits him well
rose is pink lemonade because duh roses can be pink, i think of rose more like pink then red
Bryce is tropical punch cuz he's a groovy dude
KC is summer punch, cuz when he zings you his hits pack a punch | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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John Snav
Confirmed misogynist
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| Post #10: 4th Dec 2017 10:18 PM | |
Ok no wonder I was first boot/first juror | |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #11: 4th Dec 2017 10:55 PM | |
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Rose even said she wanted you, her, Igor and Nofo final 4. So it's not like I'm the only one. |
This was about the final 5 you goof! I was trying to be a goat, not drag a goat.
I wanted me, Patrick, DS and KC in the F4. My 3 F2s!!!
Nofo filled a spot in my ideal f3 after the DS fiasco because I enjoyed our conversations. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
| Reputation: 192 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 17,987 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #12: 4th Dec 2017 10:59 PM | |
My question for the buck and the owl is... What challenges you liked best and your favorite moment!
I need to make sure you were both having optimal amounts of fun and frollic. I cannot, in good conscience, give my precious gold to someone who did not have both in good measure.
Also tell me a needlessly sneaky thing you did. In this game or just in life. I don't care. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Nofo
The Butcher
| Reputation: 2 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,246 | Joined: | Jul 20, 2013 |
| Post #13: 4th Dec 2017 11:15 PM | |
I really liked love letter, i'd never played it before and it was fun to play it with the other three. As far as my favorite moment, fighting with KC for fun was probably the highlight. I enjoyed it, even when KC turned off my PMs and made it so I couldnt post without being approved.
I had a tumultuous text relationship with a cousins boyfriend for two months until they broke up and he became a pothead | nav is ugly and i am pretty |
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Igor
Minotaur
| Reputation: 147 | Group: | Deceased | Posts: | 6,270 | Joined: | Aug 8, 2014 |
| Post #14: 4th Dec 2017 11:26 PM | |
My favorite challenge, as dumb as it sounds, was probably the first bridge one. All I did was go left every single time. It felt good to see my strategy pay off even though a lot of it was probably luck. I just felt like people would focus on the middle as it would be the spaces people most likely to land on. Live love letter was probably my 2nd favorite, it was pretty light hearted and just a good time. I own the card game so it was fun to play it on here, even if I got crushed lol
And my favorite moment honestly was working and becoming closer friends with Bryce. Before this I wouldn't say we were super close or talked a whole lot, but throughout the game we PMd a good amount and just shot the shit, it was fun dicking around in the game together.
Something sneaky I did back in High School was when I snuck out of the house. I think it was like Junior year? Maybe Senior year. Anyways it was late and I snuck out with my buddy to smoke a few joints and shit and get some micky ds. So I normally snuck out the garage door when everyone is asleep. I guess my sister was downstairs watching TV and I didn't notice she was awake and she locked the door behind me. So when I got home I'm like oh damn I'm fucking screwed. But then I remember my window was unlocked. So me and my buddy got a ladder on the side of the house and I climbed onto the roof and snuck through the window. Had to poke a hole through the screen to lift it. | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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DS.
SF WordSmith
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| Post #15: 4th Dec 2017 11:35 PM | |
why am i being compared to fruit | SFWordsmith.com
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