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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 24th Nov 2017 9:47 PM | |
Curtis hitched a ride on Igor's antler and the two led Merc's mangled little body behind. They ran for the treeline to meet back up with the others.
"holy shit they're going into the woods. don't they know whats out there? dumbasses." General Igor said with a laugh before ordering his soldiers to continue pillaging the village.
Curtis and Igor rejoined the group and broke the news about Merc. Only nine remained.
"Hey asshole, what do we do now." Nofo asked Curtis impatiently.
"We need to go back and save the village. We can't let that madman slaughter all of those people." Curtis shouted as loud as he could.
"Great. I'm not too keen on fighting an army as an animal you know." said KC.
"Keen." replied Bryce. KC growled in his direction.
"What about the witch?" started DS. "Igor said he stole the potion from a witch when he ransacked her place not long ago."
"wtf I never fuckin said that" replied Igor.
Darren shook his head and continued. "If the general pillaged her place it's gotta be around here somewhere. I've heard stories about these woods. Witches, trolls, and some foul beasts all live out here somewhere..."
The group took in their surroundings for the first time. The trees out here were tall and warped. The usual bright and orange autumn leaves were now grey and soggy. The air was thicker and darker, and strange sounds echoed throughout the winding woods.
"Hey this place fucking sucks." KC added.
"I hate this day." said Bryce as he perched himself on a tree branch above.
"If we can find this witch maybe she can revert us back to our human form?" posed Patrick. "I doubt we can take down Igor and his army like this."
"Looks like we've got our mission. Lets get going." said Curtis.
The group traveled a few hundred feet north. It was one month later.
"Uhhh...how do we plan on crossing that?" Brian asked as he motioned his hoof ahead.
A large valley cut through the earth and blocked the groups' path.
"We're gonna have to find a way around" said Curtis.
"that would take two months ain't nobody got time for that" said Jamie
"Over there!" exclaimed Patrick as he trotted forward.
Patrick led the group to a long, rickety wooden bridge spanning from their side of the valley to the other. The crew looked down below. A raging river could faintly be seen through the thick fog at the bottom of the gorge, lined on either side by jagged rocks.
"This should be fun." said Nofo.
ELIMINATION QUEST
- Each of you must cross the rickety bridge to get to the other side of the valley. One of you will not make it.
- Here is the bridge:
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- Each of you must PM me two things. First, you must place an [x] over TWO spots of the board. You will sabotage that part of the bridge. Anyone who steps on that part will be one step closer to death. You cannot choose the very top or the very bottom.
- Next, you must place an [o] somewhere on each row across the bridge. You need to move from one side to the other. Your spots do not have to be touching. For example you can do either of the following options:
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- You may tell your fellow players where you sabotaged, but is everyone telling you the truth? The person who hits the most sabotaged spots on their way across will die.
- You have until 7pm est tomorrow.
MAIN QUEST
You're all quite hungry since you didn't get to enjoy the village's feast. You come across some mushrooms along the side of the valley. Why not!
A. Eat the short yellow mushroom
B. Eat the sticky blue mushroom
C. Eat the dry black mushroom
D. Eat the skinny pink mushroom
E. Eat the long green mushroom
SIDE QUEST #1
Choose any three players. You cannot choose yourself. You must do this
SIDE QUEST #2
This spooky forest needs a name. Everyone has one suggestion they may post. They name I like best will become canon and the player will receive five coins. Everyone who participates will receive 2 coins.
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #2: 24th Nov 2017 11:00 PM | |
Main Quest: A. Eat the short yellow mushroom
Yellow stands for coins!! \o/
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Side Quest #1: Igor, KC, Jamie
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Side Quest #2: Diggleberry Forest | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #3: 25th Nov 2017 7:50 AM | |
nofo bryce igor
black shrooms
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I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #4: 25th Nov 2017 11:35 AM | |
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Jamie, Nofo, KC | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Igor
Minotaur
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| Post #5: 25th Nov 2017 11:36 AM | |
Name of forest:
Forest of Doom | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 63 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,435 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #6: 25th Nov 2017 12:50 PM | |
MAIN QUEST
C. Eat the dry black mushroom
SIDE QUEST #1
DS, Rose, Bryce
SIDE QUEST #2
Vern's Woodlands Sponsored by Quest Bar | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
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| Post #7: 25th Nov 2017 12:56 PM | |
MAIN QUEST
D. Eat the skinny pink mushroom
SIDE QUEST #1
Rose, Patrick, Jamie
SIDE QUEST #2
Carlos
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #8: 25th Nov 2017 1:29 PM | |
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Brian, Bryce, DS
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,169 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 78,985 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #9: 25th Nov 2017 2:07 PM | |
If a square is sabotaged multiple times it still only counts as one strike against someone who steps on it | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #10: 25th Nov 2017 2:58 PM | |
4 hours left | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #11: 25th Nov 2017 3:06 PM | |
the skinny pink mushroom isn't a mushroom at all | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,169 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 78,985 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #12: 25th Nov 2017 3:31 PM | |
MAIN/SIDE QUEST
Rose
DS
Nofo
ELIMINATION QUEST
Rose
DS
Nofo
KC
Igor | |
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SF WordSmith
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| Post #13: 25th Nov 2017 4:10 PM | |
Eat the long green mushroom
Igor rose Jamie
The Forest of Gumdrops and Lollipops
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Join The Portal for discord mafia and shit talking |
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Nofo
The Butcher
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| Post #14: 25th Nov 2017 4:12 PM | |
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Bryce Jamie and Rose
Fuck boi Forest by Igor
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 63 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,435 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15: 25th Nov 2017 5:04 PM | |
nofo why would you pick the same one as me? it's cursed | |
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