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Shadow
Mr. Cat
| Reputation: 80 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,692 | Joined: | Sep 16, 2013 |
| Post #1: 1st Nov 2017 4:34 PM | |
Feel a sense of accomplishment. If nothing else is going well for you in life, know that you were once the best. Of all your other cell mates, you were the first one to make it to that egg. But all the sperm you beat, they are dead. In life, you are now surrounded by the best. This is sperm Allstars. It's time to revert back to the sack and race once more to protect your title.....The Fastest Sperm!
You will compete against fellow FE members in this race. As you travel and race through FE's Uterus to make it to the finish line (The EGG), you will come across a series of enemies. As of the start, you are all tied and the same distance away from victory. In order to progress, you need to gamble. Over the course of the game (From Thursday to Monday) at random times I will present you with a Sperm Challenge.
"HULK SPLASH!"
What's a Sperm Challenge? Well the enemies you find in the uterus will have a task for you to beat. Defeat them and gain momentum.
You may try and take on these Sperm challenges to gain a placement up against your competition. But be warned, if you choose to play in a challenge and perform in the lower half, you will drop you further down the pack. Do well and find yourself in the top performers, you will get that much closer to the EGG. Be the best performer and you will receive the biggest boost.
Think you will do poorly at a task? Don't compete. You can not hurt your position in this race if you sit out a task. Say there are 11 FE members in the game. If there are 10 Fe members playing in a sperm challenge, the top 5 move deeper in the uterus while the bottom 5 drop. The one player who didn't play would be the Jan Brady sperm in the middle of the pack. If an odd number of people play a task, the risk of dropping in the race is worse. The top 2 would move ahead while the bottom 3 would drop.
All sperm challenge submissions will be done through Personal Message to me. Results of each Sperm challenge will be kept secret until the game's conclusion. It is at that time I will reveal which players attempted or ignored each challenge. You can choose to partake in any available sperm challenge up until Monday night. Some sperm challenges will require a time frame of completion though, so if you miss it then balls!
All FE members are free to play this game. The format allows for as many as possible. But to play, you need to put in a teenie tiny effort.
Here is the teenie tiny sperm. It has no face. It needs yours. Design your sperm just like you did your South Park or Powerpuff Girl character. That will be your body in this race.
I would like to begin this game in the afternoon of tomorrow. Sign up fast! And as you all know, being fast is key!!!!!!
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
| Reputation: 251 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,240 | Joined: | Jan 20, 2016 |
| Post #2: 1st Nov 2017 4:37 PM | |
LOL- how can anybody compete with a sperm game?
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Boc
| Reputation: 157 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 19,086 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #3: 1st Nov 2017 4:37 PM | |
1. boc | |
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Dadd
TY DADD!
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| Post #4: 1st Nov 2017 4:38 PM | |
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LOL- how can anybody compete with a sperm game?
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makes you wish you'd waited to announce your game, huh | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
| Reputation: 251 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,240 | Joined: | Jan 20, 2016 |
| Post #5: 1st Nov 2017 4:41 PM | |
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LOL- how can anybody compete with a sperm game?
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makes you wish you'd waited to announce your game, huh |
Nah, I'll still have fun with mine. But who can compete with sperm racing?
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Dadd
TY DADD!
| Reputation: 83 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 5,223 | Joined: | Nov 3, 2015 |
| Post #6: 1st Nov 2017 4:43 PM | |
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LOL- how can anybody compete with a sperm game?
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makes you wish you'd waited to announce your game, huh |
Nah, I'll still have fun with mine. But who can compete with sperm racing?
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Not me! | |
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KC
Shooore
| Reputation: 93 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 11,466 | Joined: | Mar 1, 2013 |
| Post #7: 1st Nov 2017 5:07 PM | |
Excuse me |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #8: 1st Nov 2017 5:32 PM | |
what the hell is going on here
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9: 1st Nov 2017 5:33 PM | |
In the afternoon of tomorrow | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #10: 1st Nov 2017 6:22 PM | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #11: 1st Nov 2017 6:29 PM | |
I have an idea for my sperm. I’ll have to do it at work first thing |
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Boc
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| Post #12: 1st Nov 2017 6:30 PM | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #13: 1st Nov 2017 6:32 PM | |
IN! | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #14: 1st Nov 2017 6:33 PM | |
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This is some Vic level shit | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #15: 1st Nov 2017 6:38 PM | |
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This is some Vic level shit |
I was just about to post how I wish I had my photoshop. :( | |
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