You can have two of the following perks for the rest of your life:

Moneybags: $250 (or 250 of equivalent currency) is given to you everyday, at midnight, without fail. It can be given as cash or deposited into an account of your choice. The amount automatically adjusts for inflation at the start of every year.

Superhuman: Your physical power increases by 20% across the board. This applies to all aspects of your ability, such as lifting strength, sprinting speed, reaction time, and jump height/length, as well as your stamina. In addition, the 20% affects your current ability, not your initial one (ie if when the change took place you could only bench press 100 pounds & 120 enhanced, by the time you trained to be able to lift 200 pounds, you could lift 240 enhanced).

Prodigy: Your IQ is 'raised' 50 points. This affects your reasoning, problem solving, and overall ability to retain new information.

Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

Madman: You're given the ability to experience the effects of any drug on command. You control the duration, intensity, and dosage, and you undergo no negative health effects or dependencies/addiction (ie constant meth useage with no neurotoxicity, no hangovers, not even paranoia). This includes recreational (weed, LSD, heroin etc) pharmaceutical (advil, cancer meds, antibiotics etc) and performance enhancing (steroids, HGH etc) drugs.

Efficient: You no longer require sleep, food/drink, or the need to use the bathroom. You'll run at 'optimal' settings for the rest of your life, with your body automatically adjusting itself as it sees fit (ie if you are overweight, it will burn fat until you are not. if you're training to build muscle, you will do so without gaining fat. etc)

Note: perks do 'stack up' when applicable.


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Copy and pasted from some site. Choose two. DISCUSS!

darren just creamed his spanx at all these new sodope roles

I know that I don't care for Madman or Superhuman really, but between the other 4, that's tough. Will think and come back.

$91k is a bit of a joke. maybe add a zero.

I went with prodigy.

Maddie @ 22/9/2017 12:42

I went with prodigy.

and with your bonus 20% you now realize you get to pick a second one as well!

circusganesh hurdlecrushin' @ 22/9/2017 13:43

Maddie @ 22/9/2017 12:42 I went with prodigy. and with your bonus 20% you now realize you get to pick a second one as well!

LOL omg I guess I chose wisely.

I'd probably go with superhuman, or moneybags so I could be more philanthropic.

i went looper+efficient because i'm already a straightedge superhuman moneybags prodigy.

circusganesh hurdlecrushin' @ 22/9/2017 13:46

i went looper+efficient because i'm already a straightedge superhuman moneybags prodigy.

oh no, this is a monkeypaw situation and choosing prodigy means you lose your sense of humor

gg curtis

Moneybags & Efficient.

I wouldn't have to spend my money on food and I could live the best life for me. Also, I love spending money and I wouldn't ever get fat.

Moneybags: Seems ok at first sight if you're a lazy fuck, but it's probably the worst one of them all.

Superhuman: If I was 15 years younger and had any drive this wouldn't be shit.

Prodigy: Top 3 probably, how good it is depends on how smart you are though. Might stop being able to relate everyone else though, not sure if that's a bad thing.

Looper: Top 3, probably #1, easy money, save lives, fuck with people, this one has it all.

Madman: This one is pretty sweet, especially if you get sick, but I'm not sure if it's better than Efficient or Prodigy, would be for some people.

Efficient: Top 3, combos well with superhuman and prodigy (and looper maybe?), would be really good not to sleep 1/3 of your life and be sleepy for the rest, eat when you want to only etc.

Easy looper & efficient.

Looper - literally could make infinite dollars day trading or trading stocks in general

Efficient - Time is so valuable and being able to never have to sleep again would give you time to do whatever the fuck you want and just be optimal.

Maddie @ 22/9/2017 13:42

I went with prodigy.

"Choose two"