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Poll of the Day #85; one or both hands
 Poll Question: Which would you rather?
Only one hand
 
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Always both hands
 
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Post #1: 20th Sep 2017 7:54 AM 
Today's question IS.....

Would you rather only be able to use one hand for everything you do, or HAVE TO use both hands for everything you do?

A goofy one, but throw out different scenarios where either would suck

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Post #2: 20th Sep 2017 8:19 AM 
U know what they say

2 is better than 1

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Post #3: 20th Sep 2017 8:27 AM 
I feel like there are too many scenarios where only one hand would be such a hindrance:

I wouldn't be able to play video games (at least not well and it would be slow as hell)
I would never be able to throw a ball in for soccer ever again
Typing would be a pain
Swimming would be really hard

But there are some things that it would just be actually stupid to use both hands:

Writing with a pen/pencil/coloring
Using scissors
Drinking from cups would make you look like you're constantly 2
Wiping your ass would be so hard having to use both hands to get behind there; I'd prefer a bidet at that point
 
   
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Post #4: 20th Sep 2017 8:28 AM 
I'm not entirely if eating with utensils is possible in either scenario, but I think that depends on how you interpret the question.

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Post #5: 20th Sep 2017 8:30 AM 
Since there are too many things I love to do that involve using both hands, I'm willing to look past some of the more awkward things for it

2 HANDS!!! \o/
 
   
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Post #6: 20th Sep 2017 8:31 AM 
ZacharyB @ 20/9/2017 9:28
I'm not entirely if eating with utensils is possible in either scenario, but I think that depends on how you interpret the question.


Like using two hands, but one on knife and one on fork?

I was thinking about that for a few things. Didn't know the official ruling
 
   
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Post #7: 20th Sep 2017 8:55 AM 
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ZacharyB @ 20/9/2017 9:28
I'm not entirely if eating with utensils is possible in either scenario, but I think that depends on how you interpret the question.


Like using two hands, but one on knife and one on fork?

I was thinking about that for a few things. Didn't know the official ruling


Yeah, I'm wondering if you could technically do that, or if you'd have to just hold a fork and knife in both your hands at once

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Post #8: 20th Sep 2017 9:20 AM 
You'd still be using two hands to eat = no go

Just imagine your second hand is behind your back when you wanna do anything
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Post #9: 20th Sep 2017 9:43 AM 
Always use both.

There are some things that require you use both hands, whereas using two hands instead of just one is just a minor inconvenience.
 
   
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Post #10: 20th Sep 2017 10:45 AM 
None of us would look cool driving anymore :(
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Post #11: 20th Sep 2017 10:46 AM 
What would be the dumbest/most awkward looking thing you'd have to use two hands for
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Post #12: 20th Sep 2017 10:51 AM 
I'm eating my pretzels right now with two hands. I don't like it
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Post #13: 20th Sep 2017 10:52 AM 
it would be cheating to use your feet as hands, as the intent of this poll is that you either have to use all your extremities or none of them.

i like walking, therefore i will choose (B)
 
 
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Post #14: 20th Sep 2017 10:58 AM 
Let's all spend 10 minutes of our day only using two hands and report back the dumbest thing we had to do. So far mine was try to use a non-automatic soap dispenser and catch it into my hand
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Post #15: 20th Sep 2017 11:00 AM 
i'll just use these scissors tomorrow
 
 
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