ALIVE: (8)
5. Merc
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
15. Angi
20. Stephen
25. Miko
26. Timmah


DEAD (21)
Lynched Day 1: Spin (Jean-Ralphio Saperstein - Chaos Team Lyncher)

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Name: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos) Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher You are Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Tom's best friend. You're slimy, obnoxious, irresponsible, and just a douche-bag. You make your money the old fashioned way, getting run over by a lexus. You are first introduced when you apply for the job as Ron's assistant and pretty sure had you got that job, Ron would have murdered you. You had a company with Tom (Entertainment 720) which was a total bust. You lie on your resume to get jobs, only to get fired almost immediately and at one time you were living at Tom's because ♫♬technically you were hoooomelessss♫♬. You share amazing advice such as "When life gives you lemons, you sell grandma's jewelry and go clubbing". You secretly have loved Leslie from the moment you met her. Awwww. Action: [REDACTED]

Killed Night 1: Darren Sanders (Joan Callamezzo - Whistleblower)

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Name: Joan Callamezzo Alignment: TOWN Role: Whistleblower You are the host star of the local talk show called Pawnee Today. While you often try and defame Leslie basically every time she appears on your show, you have put aside your differences this one time. It must be the end of the world, never thought we'd see today. You credit yourself as a journalist so this is why you are choosing this life. You have your famous Gotcha Dancers when you bust a breaking news scandal, like that time you found a mistake in Leslie's book. Boy was that embarrassing for her! Action: The first night anyone visits you, these Gotcha Dancers will stop them in their tracks and using your talk show, will broadcast to everyone that they tried to visit you. That'll show them not to mess with Joan Fucking Callamezzo.(If more than one person tries to visit you the night your dancers go off, they will all be announced) You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Lynched Day 2: Mittens (Shauna Malwae-Tweep - Watcher)

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Name: Shauna Malwae-Tweep Alignment: TOWN Role: Watcher You are a reporter for the Pawnee Journal and are seemingly the go-to reporter for the Parks Department. You're writing a memoir based on your blog called "Tweeping Up Appearances" following your journey to find happiness while smiling through the pain. You are pretty, fragile, make terrible life decisions, and when Ann leaves you "win" the spot of Leslie's New Best Friend. Well... you win because everyone left the running, so basically you won by default. Yay you! Action: Each night you will watch someone's house and use your impressive journalism skills to report your findings. You will be told who (if anyone) visits that person. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 2: Lamps (Ken Hotate - Vengeful)

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Name: Ken Hotate Alignment: TOWN Role: Vengeful You are the Chief of the local Wamapoke tribe. You consider your casinos the best way to get back everything Pawneeans stole from the Wamapoke, one quarter at a time. You are a troll and definitely exploit the White Guilt to get what you want. One thing you do know is that white people are terrified of curses and this reflects your role. Action: If you are ever lynched, you will select a member of your lynch train and put a curse on them, bringing them to the graveyard with you. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 2: Curtis (???)

Lynched Day 3: Ahoda (Jessica Wicks - Tracker)

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Name: Jessica Wicks Alignment: MAFIA Role: Tracker You are the current CEO of Sweetums, a candy corporation that employs half of the town. You married Nick Newport, Sr. for his money and now you have it! You and Leslie have never seen eye to eye on anything and her becoming a member of the city council really annoyed you as her objective was to make Pawnee a healthier place. Yuck. You want to sell more of your good, delicious sugary snacks to all the fat little children and their parents. Yay money! You have joined forces with other people who share your disliking of Leslie and want to take her down. Each night you will use your fortune to hire some men to track another player of your choice. You will be told where they visit that night. Action: Each night you will use your fortune to hire some men to track another player of your choice. You will be told where they visit that night. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

Killed Night 3: Farlig (Jerry Gergich - Lie Detector)

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Name: Garry ""Jerry""/""Larry""/""Lenny""/""Terry""/""Barry""/""Gerry"" Gergich ""Gengurch""/""Girgich""/""Gergrench"" Alignment: TOWN Role: Lie Detector You're the office busy body and the one who gets all the shitty tasks. You constantly get picked on at work, being the butt of every joke but outside of work you have a beautiful family and a gorgeous wife, causing confusion amongst everyone who meets them. How did Jerry land such a bombshell?? Dammit Jerry get back to work and stop reading this! Action: Each night you may select a quote from the previous day and will be told if the statement was true or false. However, your motto is that it's not government work unless you have to do it twice so unfortunately you have to wait a night to get back the results. You may still lie detect while waiting for results of the previous request. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated. Hidden From Player: DAMMIT JERRY. You suck at your job, how shocking. You may have a beautiful wife, an amazing family, and the biggest penis Dr. Harris has ever seen but that doesn't help you here as your results will be totally randomized.

Killed Night 3: patrick (Tammy (II) Swanson - Roleblocker)

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Name: Tammy (II) Swanson Alignment: MAFIA Role: Roleblocker You are a manipulative bitch and the deputy director of the Library Department. Disgusting. Libraries are THE WORST. The Library and the Parks Department are mortal enemies and you even went as far as almost committing perjury to get Leslie fired. You have teamed up with the gang against Leslie and want to see all the people she loves die. Leslie is one of the few people who can break your connection with Ron and you hate her for it. You want Ron to be your hot lover. Just thinking about this has got you hot and bothered. Each night you can be sent out to go and sleep with someone, doesn't matter who, you just want to get off. They will be so overcome after you have sex with them that they will not be able to do anything else that night. Action: Each night you can be sent out to go and sleep with someone, doesn't matter who, you just want to get off. They will be so overcome after you have sex with them that they will not be able to do anything else that night. If you are sent out for the mafia kill, you will unable to use your night action. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

Lynched Day 4: Maddie (Perd Hapley - Interviewer)

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Name: Perd Hapley Alignment: TOWN Role: Interviewer Lights, Camera, Perd. Welcome to The Final Word with Perd. Perd here to talk to you about things, like Perd will be doing after this brief segment, which is a commercial. You are Perd Hapley, news reporter and local celebrity. You call the fans of your show Perdverts. That's... something. You have had Leslie on your show plenty of times and are much nicer to her than other local celebrity Joan Callamezzo, mainly because you never really seem to know what's going on. Action: Once per game you may select a player during the day phase and will be given a private forum with that person to talk at night. You will not be told the alignment of this player but your identities will be shared. Both of you will be exempt from being killed that night and neither of you can be roleblocked, though your guest will not be able to submit their night action should they have one. That would be awfully rude to do during an interview with a Pawnee celebrity. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 4: im317 (Tom Haverford - Hopeless Romantic)

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Name: Tom Haverford Alignment: TOWN Role: Hopeless Romantic You work at the Parks Department and are in charge of scheduling park activities and are aspiring to be a media mogul. You once live tweeted your car crash. Sorry, "alleged" car crash. Networking, hot women, expensive suits, hot women, slacking off, and hot women are just a few of your favorite things. As much as you love hot women, you want to settle down. Everyone around you has found love, Leslie has Ben, April has Andy, even JERRY has a hot beautiful wife. Just let that sink in. Action: Each night you will select a player and try and find yourself a lover. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated Hidden From Player: Give the desperate state you are in, you are definitely looking to settle down ASAP. If you visit Tammy II, you will fall under her trance (she will call you Glenn) and will become a MAFIA GOON. You will be given access to the private mafia forum. [REDACTED]

Killed Night 4: Josh (Ben Wyatt - Even Night Vig)

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Name: Ben Wyatt Alignment: TOWN Role: Even Night Vigilante You are a state auditor who comes to evaluate the funds in Pawnee and end up staying here because you fell in love with Leslie. D'aww how adorable. You have finally recovered from being an 18 year old mayor of your hometown where you left the city bankrupt. Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown. Yikes. With all of that behind you, you have opened up and made some friends in Pawnee and on a Treat Yo Self shopping occasion, purchased a Batman costume. Sick bro. Action: On every Even night you may go out dressed in your Batman costume and kill one player of your choice. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 4: Dr (Sewage Joe - Janitor)

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Name: Sewage Joe Alignment: MAFIA Role: Janitor You are head of the Pawnee Sewage Department... until you get fired after you send a picture of your genitals to every woman in the Pawnee city government. After Ann Perkins saw the picture, she went to see Chris Traeger, as she was concerned, and diagnosed Joe with the mumps. Upon being told of this, Joe exclaimed "Sweet, someone's got mumps on his lumps!" You had joined forces with the team against Leslie Knope since she's best friends with the jerks who fired you. Action: Once per game you can be sent out for the factional kill on behalf of the mafia if successful in your kill, (if you choose to use this part of your role) you will clean away their role description. You will be told the information about their role in private. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

Lynched Day 5: Zach (Greg Pikitis - Ninja)

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Name: Greg Pikitis Alignment: MAFIA Role: Ninja You're a little shit disturber and love to torture Leslie Knope. You vandalized the Parks Department one Halloween night and then you hired a fake mom off craigslist to get you out of trouble with Leslie. Pretty epic. You have joined forces with fellow people who aren't too fond of her because your favorite thing to do is mess with her. Doing it for the lolz. Action: Twice in the game when you are sent out for the fractional kill you will be undetectable and completely invisible. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

Killed Night 5: Helios (Leslie Knope - Motivator)

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Name: Leslie Knope Alignment: TOWN Role: Motivator You are the main character of Parks & Recreation, which was literally the best show on television. You are a lover of everything breakfast and were the deputy director of the Parks Department in Pawnee, Indiana until you ran for city council and won! You won by 21 votes, it was pretty epic. However, the crabby people in Pawnee want to recall you because they don't like the changes you are making for their obese town. You have made some enemies along the way but you don't care about them, you are doing your job to better Pawnee and it's a shame some people don't see that. It's time to hit the streets and motivate the citizens of Pawnee to vote in this recall election, you want to win! Action: On 3 separate nights you will be able to go to another player's house and motivate them to get out and vote. They will be happy you stopped by and will be granted an additional use of their night action (should they have one) the following night. You may not visit yourself or to the same player twice. Fractional kills by the MAFIA are excluded from this and will not be motivated to kill twice the following night. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Lynched Day 6: Nofo (Tammy (I) Swanson - Silencer)

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Name: Tammy (I) Swanson Alignment: MAFIA Role: Silencer You are the devil herself, Tammy One. You are the first wife of Ron Swanson, and have taught him everything he knows. You have known Ron ever since his birth as you were a nurse that helped deliver him. You would also teach him middle school math, Sunday school, driver's ed, and the art of sex. Yikes. Your relationship started when he was 15 and you were probably like 85, so creepy. You are cold and manipulative and are the only thing that really scares Ron. Bitch you terrifying. Action: Each night when not sent out for the factional kill you may go visit another player and will tell them not to speak the following day. Being the scary old bitch you are, they will be terrified and will remain silent the next day, unable to comment/vote/like or dislike posts/submit a day action should they have one. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

Killed Night 6: Sock (Craig Middlebrooks - Backup turned Watcher)

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Name: Craig Middlebrooks Alignment: TOWN Role: Universal Backup -> Watcher You are Craig Middlebrooks, former employee of the Eagleton Parks Department that comes to Pawnee after Eagleton is absorbed into the city of Pawnee. HA SUCKS TO BE YOU! PAWNEE RULES, EAGLETON DROOLS! You have a medical condition called CARING TOO MUCH and IT'S INCURABLE! You are a wiz at the parks department and basically know how to do everything, making you the perfect backup. Action: Once per game you may select a member of town that has died and take over their role. Please note that should you pick a role that has limited uses, you will only be given the actions that player did not use. If they had used all their actions prior to death, you will take on their role name but will basically be vanilla town. Backup Action: Each night you will watch someone's house and use your impressive journalism skills to report your findings. You will be told who (if anyone) visits that person. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Lynched Day 7: Primate (Ron Swanson - Commuter)

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Name: Ron Swanson Alignment: TOWN Role: Commuter You are the director of the Parks Department and an unapologetic libertarian who wants nothing more than the government to be completely shut down. Although you and Leslie differ on pretty much everything when it comes to how the government should work, you are a great team. Your hobbies include eating meat, making things in your woodshop, and silence. You are a simple man but you have a secret identity. By night you are Duke Silver, a Jazz artist who can make women swoon by playing that sweet, sweet saxophone. On 3 different nights you may leave Pawnee to go play some sweet sweet Jazz in your cabin in the woods. It's in such a secret location that no one will be able to find you and all actions used on you will fail. Action: On 3 different nights you may leave Pawnee to go play some sweet sweet Jazz at your cabin in the woods. It's in such a secret location that no one will be able to find you and all actions used on you will fail. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 7: Boc (Lucy - Vanilla)

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Name: Lucy Alignment: TOWN Role: Vanilla You are a hot young bartender who comes into Tom's life after he gets a divorce from his green card marriage to Wendy. You both date for a little bit and then you break up with him for still being in love with her and move to Chicago. You're back in Pawnee now though! Unfortunately for you, you do not have any active abilities. Action: None You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated. Hidden From Player: If Tom ever visits you while searching for a lover, you will fall back in love with him and will become conformed (to each other) as TOWN MASONS. You will be given a private forum for the two of you to share.

Killed Night 7: Hern (Dave Sanderson - Alignment Cop)

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Name: Dave Sanderson Alignment: TOWN Role: Alignment Cop You are a police officer who once dated Leslie and things were going great until you accepted a job in San Diego. You asked Leslie to come with you but she chose to stay in Pawnee, the city she loves. Action: Each night you will select a player and will be told if they are "Town" or "Not Town". You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated. Hidden From Player: You feelings still remaining for Leslie and you still love her. You are extremely jealous she has married Ben and should you ever scan him, he will appear as NOT TOWN.

Lynched Day 8: Kiwi (Chris Traeger - 1 Shot Bulletproof)

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Name: Chris Traeger Alignment: TOWN Role: 1-Shot Bulletproof You are the city manager of Pawnee and best friends with Ben. You are very cheerful, optimistic, and a complete health nut. You are LITERALLY so nice that when you break up with Ann she doesn't even realize it. How embarrassing for her. Luckily for the two of you, you get back together after deciding to have a baby together and it is sure to be the most beautiful and positive baby in existence! Action: The first time you are attacked at night or by a day action other than lynching, you will survive. That's what you get for being so healthy, awesome job! You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

Killed Night 8: Vlady (Mona-Lisa Saperstein - Chaos Team Lyncher)

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Name: Mona-Lisa Saperstein Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos) Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher MONEEEEY PLEEEASE! You are Mona-Lisa Saperstein, twin sister from the same mister of Jean-Ralphio. You are ♫♬the wooo-rst♫♬. The worst person in the world. Huge Skank. Terrible. Also a huge klepto, nympho, and pyro. Wow what a nightmare. You date Tom for a while and at one point Tom thinks you are pregnant with his kid but THANK GOD you fill your body with so many pills, birth control and otherwise that there is no way you could be pregnant with a human baby. Just to show how batshit crazy you are, when you initiate a three way with Tom and a girl from the bar you eventually get into a fist fight with the girl, grabbing a cinder block and throwing it through her car window, grabbing her purse and stealing her birth control and scream 'Bitch you're gonna get pregnant!" and sell the birth control pills to college kids telling them they are ecstasy pills. Damn bitch. Action: Each night you and Jean-Ralphio will rotate between 3 possible night actions (note: the order can be decided by the two of you, however no action can be repeated before all 3 have gone through a cycle) #1 - Vote Steal: You may steal someone else's vote for that day phase. You will have control of it on your private forum and will appear as ??? in the main thread. #2 - Redirector: You will choose which player to redirect their night action (if they have one, you will not be informed if they do not have one) and send it to whomever you choose (you may select yourself as the recipient). #3 - Roleblock: You may select a player at night and prevent them from using their action (if they have one, you will not be informed if you are successful) You will win the game when you get Two (2) players in the game successfully lynched and AT LEAST one of you must be on the lynch train. You will be given a player at random as your target on Day 1 and they will remain your target until they die. When they die, you will be given a new randomized target. Hidden From Player: If you are visited by Tom while he is out searching for a lover, you will manipulate him (probably by threatening to murder his family. giggles) and he will join your 3rd PARTY TEAM with you and your brother. He will be given your win condition, role, and access to your private forum.