It’s morning again in America…

The American people are still very much in mourning over the death of Jake Tapper, but hopeful that the takedown of Donald Trump yesterday may have led them on the homestretch to normalcy. Perhaps American really can be great again!

There’s a positive vibe in the air, until breaking news hits:

One of America’s most beloved Senators has died.

Oh, and like...that one slimebag who once had potential as a Congressman but now really needs some serious help..

But, ya know, that isn’t getting much press coverage because…



Herm has died.

Spoiler

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You are Bernie Sanders (I - VT) Role: Doctor Alignment: Town You are the beloved Bernie Sanders, Independent U.S. Senator from Vermont and former candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016. You’re probably the closest to a “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” type that DC currently has, and the people love you for it. The two things you care about most are killing Wall Street and making sure everyone in the country has adequate healthcare coverage, and you see the Trump Administration as the physical embodiment of everything that’s currently broken in America. You want to get to the bottom of this Russia stuff not just because you’re deeply concerned for American democracy, but because the investigations are taking so much attention away from the issues that are truly important to make a difference in people’s everyday lives. All you want is to heal America and make government an effective mechanism for change that will help the underprivileged, and you know you can’t do that without those who share your values on your side. Each night, you may choose a player to heal. You cannot choose the same person to heal on back-to-back nights. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Darren Sanders has died.

Spoiler

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You are Anthony Weiner aka “Carlos Danger” Role: Town Whore (Roleblocker) Alignment: Town You are Anthony Weiner, former rising (no pun intended) star in the Democratic Party and former Representative for New York’s 9th Congressional district. Your career ended in 2011 when you were caught up in a sexting scandal, often called “Weinergate,” in which you sent dick pics (concealed by your briefs, of course) to a college student. Your biggest screw up, however, wasn’t getting caught sending the photos, but failing to own up to what you did in the first place. In 2012 People did a feature article on you and your wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin stating that you were a changed man, but then in 2013...YOU DID IT AGAIN, this time under the alias “Carlos Danger.” You’re currently under FBI investigation for allegedly exchanging more creepy messages with a 15 year-old girl (super creepy!). During this investigation, the FBI uncovered emails that related to the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server. The link between you and Hillary Clinton arguably helped the Trump campaign, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, you’re a constant distraction, and the more you send out dick pics, the more tempted Trump and his cronies will be to publicly attack you on Twitter and distract from the Russia investigation, giving your “friends” in the Democratic Party a chance to go on the offensive. Being gross is all you really know how to do, so you might as well make sure it helps the country somehow. Each night, you may choose a player to send a lewd tweet to. They will be so distracted by your tweet that they will not be able to carry out their night action. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

It is now Day 6. Plurality is in effect and with 14 alive it takes 8 to lynch.

Alive:
1. Mercator
2. Badger
6. Zersch
8. Ahoda
9. farlig
11. Spin
13. Jamie
15. Angi
17. TIB
21. Brian
22. Timmah
23. Zach
24. Josh
28. Dyl


The day will end at 21:00 EST tomorrow.

yo vig wtf

1. Mercator - claimed cop
2. Badger - mason
6. Zersch - inventor
8. Ahoda - ???
9. farlig - claimed miller
11. Spin - ???
13. Jamie - voyeur
15. Angi - shrink
17. TIB - ???
21. Brian - meme-ologist
22. Timmah - ???
23. Zach - ???
24. Josh - claimed nurse
28. Dyl - mayor

roles we know of
redirector/busser
GF


anything im missing

I'm the vig and I shot timmah last night.

did you get anything to inform u that u were redirected?

ZacharyB @ 4/5/2017 19:49

I'm the vig and I shot timmah last night.

Interesting. Do we think that Timmah is scum because of that? Or do we think they just transferred it from scummy looking town to useful town.

I got no notifcation that I was redirected no

Well Zach's good

Was Vlady the only one who got notified that they got redirected? He was probably full of crap

There redirector died. Maybe a bidder?

Buser

Mercator @ 4/5/2017 20:54

Well Zach's good

not who i thought you'd go scan

Dylan @ 4/5/2017 20:56

Was Vlady the only one who got notified that they got redirected? He was probably full of crap

brian also mentioned something about going to the wrong person

I was also thinking maybe scum had a like back up role? But it'd be weird since I thought you had to take the first death, and their redirector died second.

That or Timmah is a Nexus. Or it was a buser situation

jamie ♂ @ 4/5/2017 18:00

Mercator @ 4/5/2017 20:54 Well Zach's good not who i thought you'd go scan

Who did you think I'd scan?