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Curtis
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| Post #1: 29th Dec 2014 8:07 PM | |
Corky
Played by: Chris
Game: ATTWS V: Cirque de Joie
Alignment: Town
Role: The Intruder
Death: Lynched on Day 3
Description: Corky is 36 years old and still lives with his parents, diagnosed with Down Syndrome shortly after birth. He's a special guy with the intelligence of a 10 year old. Sometimes he poops his pants but only lets his mom put a diaper on him when they go to church because mom told him if you doo-doo your pants in God's house you'll go to hell. Corky gets very angry when people call him a retard, he's special. GOT IT?!?! He considers himself a deep thinker and spends alot of time staring off in the distance trying to figure out all of life's little mysteries. Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why are my balls so hairy? Corky gets very nervous around pretty girls, they make his pants tight and that makes him uncomfortable. Mom said if you play with your ding-a-ling you'll go to hell so Corky tries to limit that activity. Unfortunately, Corky has trouble regulating his voice so almost everything he says comes out as a yell. When Corky grows up he either wants to be a teacher or Spiderman.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND ME? I AM RETARDED AND THERE IS TOO MUCH VIOLENCE. MOMMY SAYS I WAS A VIOLENT BABY AND SAID NO MORE KILLING SMALL ANIMALS", I screamed.
What was happening?? Everyone argued all around me. Fingers, wings, claws, and pom-pomps were pointed left and right. I heard the grown ups yelling all around me. It brought back memories of my childhood when my mommy and step daddy would yell before he left.
I did what I did back then. I laid down on the ground belly first and covered my ears with the palms of my hands. The noise drained out.
I heard the loud Xander man screaming. I saw a small crowd surround Kemper and Murph, ready to hurt the men. I saw violence as everyone attacked someone different.
"I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS" I screamed as I shut my eyes.
"EHHH I DONT LIKE THIS MAN'S FACE!!! IT MAKES ME CLAWFACE..... I MEAN FACECLAW. LETS GET HIM!!!" the lobster said while looking down at me.
I felt arms wrap around my big tummy. It was the hooded man Paulus and the brown man Rafi. I knew a brown man once but it was just me in a mirror with poo smeared on my face.
The group threw me into the ring, where the scary magician and the scary clown approached me and lifted me up.
"It's time to become the star you were born to be!! HA-HA!!" the mean clown said to me.
I did not like circuses but I always wanted to be a star. I smiled as the two put me over a big metal hole.
"For our next act!" the magician said "We shall make Corky....disappear!"
The clown dropped me into the big metal hole. It was cramped in there but no more cramped than when I hide from mommy in the trash cans. The clown put goggles on my face and a silly hat as the metal hole was cranked to aim straight into the air.
I looked at the crowd over the lid as they cheered for me. They were happy for me I think.
The magic man lit a fire stick that mommy tells me not to play with and moved it onto a string at the end of the metal trash can I was in.
"Any last words, young man?" the magician said as he smiled at me.
First I thought about it real hard..
Then I thought more in my head and came up with the only thing I needed to say to my new friends before I went bye-bye.
"I WORKED AT HOME DEPOT BUT I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT IT WAS MY REAL HOME AND POOPED IN THE FAKE TOILETS AND THEY FIRED ME--"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I felt my butt get hot and the trash can spat me out like poo from my butt. I was flying. I was flying!! I broke through the top of the curtain and flew all the way up into the air until I passed out from the excitement.
Corky, The Intruder (Town), has been lynched
TWICE during the course of the game, you may barge into someone else's tent for the night. All actions used against you that night will be unsuccessful. HOWEVER, if someone is killed in the tent you intrude, you will die too. |
Caveman Lou
Played by: Dylan
Game: ATTWS II: Comfort Enn
Alignment: Mafia
Role: The Bus Driver
Death: Lynched on Day 3
Description: After being frozen for 30000 years, Louis was recently thawed and thrust back into civilization. During his short time in the 21st century, there's one particular individual that has pissed him out of his prehistoric mind, so he has traveled to the Comfort Enn to be rid of them once and for all.
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James' final words were still fresh in everybody's mind. They immediately knew who their target would be. The group charged at Lou and tried to restrain him.
But Lou was big, burly man. Lou grew up eating stegosaurus meat fresh off bone. Lou not go down without fight.
Lou whipped out a dinosaur bone and charged at Pastor Verga.
"Caveman Lou innocent! Pastor is scum you seek!" he cried desperately.
Zurakk and Obadiah quickly wrested the bone away from him and threw it to the floor.
Lou then heard a sound behind him...
hiss
He turned around just in time to see Mr. Bigglesworth spring up onto his face and start clawing the shit out of him.
While Lou was distracted, Alice seized the opportunity and fashioned a noose. Time to finish this shit, 1920's-style.
She snuck up behind him and wrapped it around his throat. Verga took the other end of the rope.
"Forgive him father..." he whispered as he hoisted the rope.
Lou squirmed around desperately as his face soon turned blue.
In his final moments, he thought of his beloved Caitlyn...
"Caitlyn... Lou coming for you in Sky Valley. Lou learn how to poo in shiny rock... just for you..."
Lou smiled peacefully as the last remaining life got choked out of him.
"Look! There's something hidden in his leopard tunic!"
Trixie yanked a bloodstained piece of paper that he had hidden next to his overwhelmingly smelly body.
It had Timmy's name, picture, room number, and a list of the remaining guests in the Comfort Enn. The dead guests had been crossed off.
Caveman Lou, Mafia Bus Driver, has been lynched.
Every night, you may select two players to bus with one another. Any player targeting Player 1 will instead target Player 2, and vice versa.
And Then There Were 26 |
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