I shined my flashlight up at the dripping corpse and took a step backwards to avoid the dripping. As I did, I slipped on something and fell to the ground hard. Bollig let out a belly laugh and I shot him a look. He approached me and studied the substance that I had slipped on.

"Uhmm...did you SHIT yourself, Swanson?"

"Very funny." I said as I rose to my feet.

"No...I'm serious. You're covered in shit."

I looked down at my pants and saw that Bollig was right. In the corner of the bathroom by the toilet was a considerable amount of feces, and now I was coated in it. I studied the toilet and noticed the brown fecal matter seeping out of the sides.

I carefully lifted the lid with a pen and peered inside. The toilet bowl was overflowing with dark brown poo.

"Looks like someone took a mighty poo in here." said Bollig.

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Poo slinked through the crack underneath his door and reformed on the outside of it. He jigged down the hallway, leaving a massive stain of brown on the carpet behind him.

"NOW IS MY TIME
TO PREVENT ANOTHER CRIME"

He stopped at the door he wanted and was about to enter, but then he saw it. A dark figure ran out of Montgomery's bathroom. It was too dark to see who it was or where they were going. Poo snuck his way into the bathroom.

He inspected the place for a few moments before looking up. The corpse of DJ Whiz was still fresh. Poo looked up in shock, but he could hardly react. A pair of hands shoved The Mighty Poo hard. Poo felt the assailant's arms start to sink into his translucent poo body. Poo smiled. He wouldn't be defeated that easily.

But Poo's smile soon turned sour when the figure began to force him into the open toilet bowl.

"OH..
NO!" Poo yelled.

Soon, most of Poo's body was sinking into the bowl. His attacker eyed the flusher and slammed it down. Poo let out a wet scream as he swirled around in the bowl. His arms flailed and tried to pull him out, but it was much too late.