Hey guys, I just found this on my computer and wanted to share it. For a school assignment I had to choose any show (with 5+ seasons) and write a spec script, only a few pages. I chose THE SIMPSONS and it's actually pretty fucking funny. If you're a Simpsons fan then please read and enjoy :)

EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING SHOT - MORNING

INT. SIMPSON KITCHEN - MORNING MARGE is in the kitchen, holding brown paper lunch bags.

MARGE
Kids! Hurry up! You’re going to be late for school!

INT. BART’S ROOM - MORNING

BART lies down in bed, covering his ears. His Krusty the Klown clock rings.

(SFX - repeated clown laughter)

LISA (O.S)
Bart! Let’s go!

BART
Alright already!

EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MORNING

Bart and Lisa approach the bus, backpacks on, holding their lunch bags. Lisa runs. Bart trudges.

POV - They notice OTTO is not driving, instead, it’s GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE.

LISA
Hey..? Where’s Otto?

WILLIE
I doon’t know what yer talkin about.

BART
What gives, man! Where’s Otto!?

WILLIE
Who?

BART
Bushy black hair. Wears headphones all the time. Talks like this... Radical, dude!

WILLIE
Acchh! There’s never been no Otto on this high-tech tractor, just me, Willie! Now hop aboard lads, the both of ya!

INT. BUS - MORNING

Bart sits next to MILHOUSE. Lisa sits across the aisle.

BART (frustrated)
Can you believe this!?

MILHOUSE
Believe what, Bart?

BART
No one cares that Otto’s gone!

MILHOUSE
I care! ... but who’s Otto?

BART
Aye carumba!

A car cuts off Willie.

WILLIE
CUT ME OFF WILL YEH!? I’LL SMASH THIS RIG INTO YA FOR THAT!

He accelerates and the children scream.

INT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - DAY

Marge is vacuuming. She tries to get under the couch but the vacuum won’t fit.

MARGE
Homey!

INT. HOMER’S BEDROOM - DAY

HOMER is sitting on the edge of his bed, balancing a donut on his nose. Sitting next to him is SANTA’S LITLE HELPER, who is balancing a dog treat on his nose.

MARGE (O.S.)
Homey!

Santa’s Little Helper slurps the dog treat from his nose and quickly eats it. He turns to Homer, who then struggles to copy the dog’s expert technique. He attempts to slurp the donut into his mouth, but it falls to the floor.

HOMER
D’oh!

MARGE (O.S)
Homey!!!

HOMER
Yes Marge?

INT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - DAY

MARGE
I need help moving the couch!

Homer appears in the living room, eating a dirty donut.

HOMER (mouth full)
MMmm.. okay!

They each take an end of the couch.

MARGE
1.... 2.... 3!

At "3" they each lift, but Homer falls backwards into the wall, causing a picture frame to shatter over his head. An old document can be seen lying in the shards of glass.

MARGE
What’s that?

Homer picks it up.

HOMER
Whaaaaa?

POV - Marge looks over his shoulder.

HOMER
Jacques Pierre Francois Simpson!?

MARGE
Homer..... you’re French!

They are both in shock and awe.

INT. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY

Bart and others are sitting at the lunch table.

BART
I don’t like this one bit. Willie’s had an eye on me all day.

MARTIN
Perhaps he is smitten with affection!

NELSON punches Martin in the gut, causing him to collapse to the floor, his food flying all over him.

NELSON
Maybe he’s your real dad.

BART
No. There’s something else going on. Something strange.

MILHOUSE
I feel that too Bart! I think it’s the fish tacos.

Nelson punches Milhouse in the gut. He too falls.

NELSON
HA HA!

Nelson throws his arm around Bart.

NELSON
Listen Bart. You got nothin to worry about. Here, I’ll show ya.

Nelson approaches Willie, who is aggressively gripping his pitchfork and death-staring at Bart.

BART (nervous, tugging on collar)
Gahhh!

Nelson and Willie engage in a heated conversation that we cannot hear. Willie grows angrier. Nelson shouts back. Willie points down the hall and bangs his pitchfork on the ground, crushing a tile. Nelson rebuttals. Willie grabs him by the collar and marches him away.

A set of eyes are seen peeking through the blinds. Bart notices them. The blinds close. He races towards the room and swings open the door. The lights turn on to reveal...

BART
A-HA!

GRANDPA (startled)
WHAT-THE-HOOJAH-GAJAH-AWA. I made a wrong turn somewhere!

Milhouse rises from the floor, covered in food and dirt. He uses Bart as a lift up.

MILHOUSE
Someone else’s food went into my mouth, Bart! INTO MY MOUTH!

EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING SHOT - NIGHT

INT. HOMER’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Marge is lying in bed wearing her sexy lingerie. Homer is in the bathroom with the door closed.

MARGE
Come on out, mister.

The door opens to reveal a new Homer, a French Homer. He is wearing a beret and has a skinny mustache. His shirt has black and white stripes.

HOMER
Wee wee, Marge, esto fabuloso!

Marge is shocked. Homer wafts the smell of a glass of wine toward his face.

HOMER
Magni’fic

This would make more sense if I watched the Simpsons.

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