CURTIS.
THE GINGER SOUL-LESS ASS FACE.
THE DEAD WOLF.
THE BROTHER OF SHAWN, FUCKHEAD McFUCKERFACE, BABY BITCH.
BUFFY.
THE GODDESS OF WAR.
THE SAVIOR OF SAINTS.
THE WOMAN WITH CRAZY HAIR THAT LOVES WINE AND GLITTER.
I stand here today looking at the two last people I want to see in the Final 2. That said, I need to vote for one of you. Do I congratulate you on making it to the end? No, I do not. I think you had it easy. I think I made a move that no one else DARED to make and just like always, everyone was afraid to act with me, and they quite easily let you both make it to the end. I thought my move would strike SOMETHING in the MINDLESS brains of the others, but alas, they are TOO DUMB, and all my move did was make ME look like the bad guy, when in fact, I, the LONE WOLF, was, not the bad guy, but the hero you all so desperately needed.
I need you both to know that me turning on you both was not from the hatred of my heart. I do like you both. Games can get the best of me. And I am quite bi-polar at times. Please do not look at MY actions and think of me in a different way. This, I do not want. I am a good man who can make rash decisions out of nowhere. Turning on you both was a move I needed to make if I wanted to win this game. Put me in the finals with either of you, I almost certainly lose. But put me in the finals with Christian or Raptor or Shadow or Chris... and that ole' bald fucks got a chance!!!
HARK! I SAY!
H-H-H-H-H-H- HARK !!!!!
I must vote for one of you. Alas, I do NOT wish to do so! But I must... oh.... woe is me......
All this said!!!
... I am a fair man.
Curtis, I know I said "I will turn every juror against you if you vote me out," but that was merely a ploy for you to keep me in the game. KC is stern, YES, but HARK, goddamit, he is a FAIR as FUCK juror!
My vote is 100% up in the air. I WILL vote for the better of you two. The one who deserves to be crowned the winner of Shitfuck Island.
Now... let us get to the inquiries.
CURTIS.
1.) You claim Hot Cocoa to have been your final 2 compadre. And yet? You had F2 deals with everyone else. I have many conversations with you on Day 1 where you speak with so much giddy excitement about how Me/You/Hot Cocoa/Matt would be F4 friends. OH KC, YES, finally it will be US to go to the end together! And yet, you have a F2 with Buffy? And with Hot Cocoa? And what about your ally Dylan who you betrayed on week one? All your constant F2 deals are meaningless, and I find it quite HILARIOUS that suddenly your main F2 was secretly with Hot Cocoa ALL ALONG, after you told me time and time again how we need to eliminate him and his, and I quote, 'gay friends. Please elaborate on your alliances in this game and list, in numbered order, who you actually wanted with you in the F2, and F3, and F4, and so on. I cannot possibly vote for you until I know, and hear it from your own BULLSHIT mouth, on who you were "actually" aligned with.
2.) F6. We contemplated making a F2 deal. Did you ever plan on accepting that deal? Did it cross your mind? I need to know. I was being truthful, by the way.
BUFFY.
1.) Do you understand the moves I made in this game? Do you understand why I turned on you?
2.) Do you now look at me differently based on the actions I made in this game?
CURTIS AND BUFFY.
1.) Compare each member in this game to a character from The Walking Dead and give reason for your picks. I want to use this to see if we actually played the same game, and thought equally of the other players.
2.) Rate the players of this game IN ORDER from Most Deserving (1) to Least Deserving (14) in terms of who should win the game.
These are all of my questions. Please answer them as best as you possibly can as this will 100% decide my vote.
NOTE to all jurors: My above post has parts edited out. I spent a ton of time on my questions, and I'm not sure what else Curtis got rid of, but it's mostly the parts where I showed quotes that made him look bad.
My jury thread is the only time in the game where I can say what I'm thinking. Where I can finally ask things I want answered. To have someone completely come in and edit your hard work is total fucking bullshit and unforgivable.
TO CLARIFY! This is Vernon's annoying speech/questions from the end of another game we played on here. KC posted it as a joke and changed the names around
Lol, well played KC. Something about all this felt Vernon-esque to me. This questionnaire is a pretty good one though, because we want to find out as much as possible so the Jury can determine the best winner.
