Since the Oscars are tonight, I figured we could do a fun little FE themed creative game thing! I was browsing the past threads in the general board and realized there are many strange thread names. That, coupled with the fact that I'm currently watching the Oscar red carpet, I thought...why not mix both? Basically, go through the general discussion board and find the oddest thread titles and write an Oscar-winning synopsis if that title was the name of the movie. For example:

Matt @ 2/3/2014 19:57

Since the Oscars are tonight, I figured we could do a fun little FE themed creative game thing! I was browsing the past threads in the general board and realized there are many strange thread names. That, coupled with the fact that I'm currently watching the Oscar red carpet, I thought...why not mix both? Basically, go through the general discussion board and find the oddest thread titles and write an Oscar-winning synopsis if that title was the name of the movie. For example: So The Nukes Are Flying Written By: Paulus Directed By: Kathryn Bigelow Starring: George Clooney, Gwyneth Paltrow, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong'o, Zac Efron, Anna Kendrick On the brink of World War III, the threat of nuclear warfare affects the lives of many across America and the world. Colonel Rodgers (Clooney) struggles when his wife (Paltrow) decides to enlist in order to serve her country. A special operative (Damon) is tasked in escorting a Nigerian diplomat (Nyong'o) to safety after her country is invaded and destroyed. College freshman Eric Johnson (Efron) fears the frontier, and things get more complicated when his high school flame (Kendrick) arrives to let him know that he has an infant son. In a story of love, longing and loss, will war separate love and friendships both old and new?

let's ignore the fact that George and Matt were literally just in a movie together...#awk

Written by: Hitler
Directed by: Von Paulus
Starring: Wikey, Simplton, Curtis, krkv6

A poignant yet uplifting coming-of-age teen comedy. It's the hottest spring break since record began and freshman Wikey is determined to finally let Linda know his true feeling. However things take a turn for the worst when she falls for an amateur jazz musician Simplton passing through town on his way to the state trombone championships. Enlisting the help of his oldest and best friend Curtis Page, the two devise a harebrained scheme to beat Simplton and for Wikey to win the heart of his true love. Just read what the critics are say:

"It was brillant, dont remember much of what happened but I enjoyed it, what annoyed me most though was I was late returning the video to the store so had to pay a fine" - Robert Mann

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