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Choose Your Hero: Hard Time
 Poll Question: Who should we send off to prison?
Paul
 
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Curtis
 
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Henry
 
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Vernon
 
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Dylan
 
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Post #1: 10th Feb 2014 9:45 AM 
Since the Survivor Ultmate LP got a favorable response, I've decided to continue doing these silly things. Following in the steps of Richard Hatch, we will be transitioning from Survivor to prison.

Hard TIme is an utterly horrible "prison sim" made by MDickie, an indy game developer with a god complex who excelled in copy and pasting his broken engine into several different games throughout the mid-2000's. Among these were a game where you're stranded on an island, a world war game where you play as soldiers from the future fighting barbarians from the past and even a game where you play as a disciple of Jesus Christ - ironically his last game which may or may not have been direct symbolism. Hard Time is often considered one of the worst of this bunch.

We will be playing this game!

Since the game also has a character creation system in which we will be playing our own hero, why not subject one of you bastards to the hells of Southtown Correctional Facility? Whoever wins will be sentenced to a 32-day stay at the prison where they will likely die horribly.

I've listed seven people off the top of my head to vote on, but you can choose someone else with the eighth option too. In any case, most of you will probably make an appearance anyway as all characters in the save's "universe" can be edited and named however you want.
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Post #2: 10th Feb 2014 10:01 AM 
lol the Bible game, I saw a funny LP that took a big shit on it.

 
   
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Post #3: 10th Feb 2014 1:26 PM 
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Post #4: 10th Feb 2014 2:06 PM 
Paul. He would run any prison he stepped foot into.
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Post #5: 10th Feb 2014 3:59 PM 
Henry for sure
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Post #6: 10th Feb 2014 4:01 PM 
Damnit, I didn't see Henry as an option until I voted Paul. HENRY
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Post #8: 10th Feb 2014 4:03 PM 
Forgot about that topic. Henry would indeed be "top lel" for this one.
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Post #9: 11th Feb 2014 8:20 PM 
DR @ 10/2/2014 14:01
Damnit, I didn't see Henry as an option until I voted Paul. HENRY


I'm going to use this post to break the tie between Dylan and Henry. Henry it is!
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Post #10: 12th Feb 2014 12:17 AM 


On this episode..

- Henry's adventure in prison begins
- ...and ends

Well! I was intending to make this the "informative" video and to do the more zany shit later on. Did not expect to die that early but that's MDickie games for ya. Thanks Bryce (:

I'll probably give this another swing later on but in the meantime, enjoy Henry's absolute failure in Southtown Correction Facility.
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Post #11: 12th Feb 2014 12:19 AM 
Uh oh spoilers
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Post #12: 12th Feb 2014 12:20 AM 
Maybe it's funnier and more tragic to watching knowing that Henry will be slain by the end of the 30 minutes
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Post #13: 12th Feb 2014 12:24 AM 
"We can PUNCH!" *kicks*

Laughed way too hard at that
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Post #14: 12th Feb 2014 12:28 AM 
:jeff: Haha! You're a little runt, Henry! I'd love to break that pencil neck of yours...

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Post #15: 12th Feb 2014 12:28 AM 
Should have picked me. Prison aint shit for me. I'd run the yard.
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