Clipart is amazing. There is clipart of nearly everything. Anything you can imagine, really, and plenty of things you cannot.

For instance: a chicken leg holding a megaphone:



or the somehow more bizarre human heart holding a megaphone:


or human heart hanging out with Ari


he funniest thing about that is the site in which you can buy that.

http://www.imageenvision.com/clipart/24346-clip-art-graphic-of-a-human-heart-cartoon-character-holding-a-megaphone-by-toons4biz

Just 77$ for an 11x14in poster!!

I tried to find "broccoli as a bank robber" and "Mr. Saturn as a bodybuilder" clipart and failed. I might need to contact the experts at IMAGE ENVISION directly and see how much it would run me to have these unique and exciting concepts brought to life by one of their masterful artists. You best believe I'd be shelling out the 154 dollars for the posters, too.

You're a pretty good artist - you might want to consider dulling down your talents while seeking employment in the seedy clipart underworld. Artwork circa Geocities in '96 is sky rocketing in demand in the past few years.

The rabbit hole runs a lot deeper. Some of the monstrosities we came across towards the end of this crawl are beyond words.

With titles like:
Clip Art Graphic of a Tired Cowboy Smoking A Pipe And Drinking A Beer While Sitting In A Rocking Chair With His Tired Old Hound Dog Sleeping With One Eye Open Beside Him

You know you're in for a treat.

That result is so specific that I think it transcends clip art and becomes modern art.

Now I want to open some sort of Clip Art Museum.