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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 21st Dec 2013 9:39 PM | |
December 24th, 2013. Christmas Eve.
Boc and Paco were the last two men standing. They left KC and Sansa's ice block and looked for a way out of the factory.
"NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vernon screamed. "Suck a DICK KC!!!!"
The Jew Bear appeared before the two. The end of the battleaxe that he held onto was shaped like a Jewish star. He gripped it in his hands and yelled out furiously.
"YOU MADE ME KILL PERRY....YOU KILLED SIMPLTON.........YOU KILLED SANSA!!!!!!! AND FOR WHAT?!?? CHRISTMAS?!?! HARK!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED IF I SAW ITS CANCELLED....ITS TIME TO END YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vernon charged forth and swung his battleaxe downwards......
It was stopped midair.
"WHAT THE?!?" he yelled.
The invisible forces appeared before him...all eleven of them.
          
"AHHH!!! IT'S THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST......FUCK ALL OF U!!!!!!!!"
The eleven spirits flew across the room as Vernon swung at them. He sliced through Perry, but his axe had no effect on him. "WE WERE BOYS FOR LIFE!!" Vernon yelled angrily.
The eleven continued to distract Vernon long enough to give Boc and Paco a chance to free Rudolph. The final, beautiful reindeer was on a pedestal in the middle of Vernon's fortress.
Ghost Patrick looked up with glee at the creature.
"Please go quicker guys :P " said Ari the Snowman. "We can't hold him forever ;) "
"Yeah, seriously..." Bryce added as he spat on Nofo. Nofo charged at him but Samm stepped in and protected Bryce.
"Guys....I can't even. Focus on the task please." DD said.
"Wait what task?" asked Vic, confused.
"JESUS can we just finish this please??" Greenday yelled out.
Curtis came to, once again. He faintly looked out across the fortress floor and watched the spectacle before him. "The gifts..." he said faintly. "..give one...the gifts.."
The spirits grabbed hold of their bags and reached down at the gifts they each had. Paco and Boc were trying and failing to fend off Vernon. The spirits had bought them time, but they wouldn't last long. Whatever was in those gifts would help one of them to defeat him, once and for all.
It was time for the ghosts of Christmas past to make a decision.
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FINAL QUEST
 
- The eleven ghosts of Christmas past have arrived. Each one has a different number of presents. Via PM to me, they must choose to give their presents to the two remaining players.
- You can give all of your presents to one person, or split them up however you wish. You have 24 hours.
- The player with the most presents at the end of it all will be declared the winner.
- The current present total is below:  Penguin: Boc - 52 presents
The Grinch: Paco - 40 presents
Deceased
Jack in the Box: Samm - 10 presents
Herbie: Panda - 5 presents
The Abominable Snowman: Bryce - 23 presents
Jack Frost: Nofo - 18 presents
Mrs. Claus: DD - 16 presents
Elephant: Greenday - 35 presents
Frosty the Snowman: Ari - 16 presents
Rudolph: Patrick - 18 presents
Elf: Vic - 68 presents
Santa Claus: Dylan - 49 presents
Yukon Cornelius: KC - 58 presents | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #2: 21st Dec 2013 10:03 PM | |
Since I was not good enough to be mentioned in the ghost of Christmas past flavor tell me what I would of said!
Best answer gets my presents! | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #3: 21st Dec 2013 10:14 PM | |
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Since I was not good enough to be mentioned in the ghost of Christmas past flavor tell me what I would of said!
Best answer gets my presents! |
"Take that beautiful Christmas music and blow it out of this long thin Santa hat!" | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #4: 21st Dec 2013 10:51 PM | |
## kill Paco
## boc wins ! | --------------------
Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Boc
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| Post #5: 21st Dec 2013 11:30 PM | |
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Since I was not good enough to be mentioned in the ghost of Christmas past flavor tell me what I would of said!
Best answer gets my presents! |
:dylan: Hey Rudolph, want to meet up at the panera bread in between our houses? |  |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
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| Post #6: 22nd Dec 2013 12:20 AM | |
Paco you didn't talk to me all game so why should I give you my presents?? | | |
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jks
HONK HONK
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| Post #7: 22nd Dec 2013 1:17 AM | |
boc, did you lie to me about where you placed your bombs?
boc, did you lie to me about where paco placed his bombs?
paco, tell me 3 things about yourself and what you'd do with the million dollars if you won survivor. | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #8: 22nd Dec 2013 1:18 AM | |
Guys for the last time you didn't place bombs on the bridge you sabotaged the boards c'mon | |
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Boc
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| Post #9: 22nd Dec 2013 1:22 AM | |
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boc, did you lie to me about where you placed your bombs?
boc, did you lie to me about where paco placed his bombs?
paco, tell me 3 things about yourself and what you'd do with the million dollars if you won survivor. |
yes and yes...sry!
I think I only told the truth about my bomb placements to Paco and KC if it makes you feel any better (: | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #10: 22nd Dec 2013 1:35 AM | |
YOU FIEND | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #11: 22nd Dec 2013 2:26 AM | |
Is this like a Jury?
I just based it off the fact that Paco at least talked to me where Boc didn't. And I'm pretty sure most people lied to me about voting my team with Ari and I so I don't really care about that. | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #12: 22nd Dec 2013 2:30 AM | |
Nah, no one has to ask or answer any questions | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #13: 22nd Dec 2013 4:34 AM | |
1) Compare every jury member ghost of Christmas Past to a cast member of Perfect Strangers.
2) Compare every jury member ghost of Christmas Past to a color!!!!!!
3) Compare every jury member ghost of Christmas Past to a state!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) List every jury member ghost of Christmas Past in order by who played the best game because I'm a total narcissist and in my head imagine I have to be on top, or I'll hold a bitter grudge against anyone who doesn't put me on the top cause I'm extremely fucking petty.
5) Have you ever played with
this young boy?
6) What if I told you he was your son?
7) Why is Shadow so mad at me right now and what can I do to make him love me again like I love him?
8) If there was an All-Star game for X Days of X, who would be the top 5 to make it? Once again, I'm obviously on top, right? RIGHT?
9) I have 58 presents. Tell me what you think is in each one in a list of 1-58. And each one must be unique cause creativity ya'know.
10) How many lies have you told to me I MUST KNOW
11) Would you say I was the best ally of all times?
12) Wouldn't you agree that you could not have made it here if was not for me?
13) List each day in the game and tell me something great I did on each one.
14) COMPARE EACH JURY MEMBER GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST TO A CHRISTMAS SONG
If either of you dweebs actually go through the effort of answering this bullshit for this silly game, or anyone else's questions for that matter, you will automatically lose any chance at getting my presents. | 
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #14: 22nd Dec 2013 7:21 AM | |
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| Paco you didn't talk to me all game so why should I give you my presents?? |
It's true we didn't speak but I think it's because I knew you were trying to get me out for the majority of the game. The only thing I can say is at least I didn't try to trick you by feeding misinformation. Also it was Boc's idea to get you out before Dylan towards the end. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #15: 22nd Dec 2013 7:36 AM | |
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boc, did you lie to me about where you placed your bombs?
boc, did you lie to me about where paco placed his bombs?
paco, tell me 3 things about yourself and what you'd do with the million dollars if you won survivor. |
Mmmmm okay 3 things that you may not know about me but might be common knowledge for some others here:
1. Even though I work in IT I sometimes have trouble with menial technology tasks. Such as I don't know how to make a banner here or create a gif. I can only make simple avatars etc.
2. My original member name (pacojonezl40) is derived from a joke about Mexicans winning the lottery in New York.
3. Along with Boc, Mal, Roos and a few others I was part of an event that literally wiped out somebody's website. I believe we referred to it as something like Internet Warz II or III. It was a while ago so I don't remember the actual name but it was extreme lulz.
Now if I won $1 million, I would do the lame thing and get myself out of debt. Pay off bills, mortgage, student loans etc. but mind you that's only because I'm a family man. Anything left over would be put away for my kids once they turned 18. Then they could do what they want. Use it for college, go on a trip somewhere, buy a car I don't care. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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