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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 16th Dec 2013 4:52 AM | |
Curtis and the remaining eight bundled up and left the bridge behind them. With the map unfolded, Curtis led them to their next destination.
The group arrived at a large, dome shaped structure in the middle of a snow field. The structure was carved from pure ice. The walls stretched high and nothing could be seen from the outside.
Patrick approached the large wooden door and knocked against it with his hoof. The double doors were swung open and the group piled in. In the center of the arena was Vixen, frozen in a block of ice.
The group ran towards the reindeer, but as they stepped into the center of the arena, they realized it was full of life. Raised up on the sides was stadium seating, filled with ugly and vicious looking elves. They screamed and cheered as Curtis and the eight were led inside and into the middle of the arena. Trumpets blazed as a figure stepped forth onto a balcony.
"WELCOME! My name.....is Simplton." he said.
"Oh Christ." said Curtis. "You're with the Jew Bear aren't you?"
"That is right. Welcome to your next test. It's time for some good old fashioned entertainment!"
The gates shut, trapping the travelers inside. The crowd roared once again.
"What is this?" asked Vic.
"The eight of you will fight in a brutal death match. One of you will fail, and the victor will receive a prize. You will put on a little show for me and my band of reject elves. Our town grows bored without it."
"This is SICK." complained Greenday. "This isn't healthy!"
"HA! What do you know?" Simplton began. "You're telling the guy with over 6 years experience in these games. I know what's good for the town and what isn't."
"What kind of fight is this" asked Vic, still confused. Simplton reached behind him and tossed something down.
"A snowball fight." he said with a smile. Simplton raised two fingers into the air. "One will die. One will receive a prize. Fight hard and most importantly...put on a good show."
Simp flicked his fingers as a signal. The horns blasted once more as the crowd of hillbilly elves roared even louder. They wanted blood, and they were gonna get it.
MAIN QUEST
You're stuck in a snowball arena and must fight one another. What do you do?
A. Immediately begin attacking
B. Run to gather up snowballs
C. Take cover behind a snow bank
D. Try to escape the arena
SIDE QUEST #1
The Key Ring has been randomized to...Paco!
SIDE QUEST #2
Simplton is keeping a prisoner locked behind a gate in the arena. A regular key will free him. If you have one, do you wish to rescue him?
ELIMINATION QUEST
- Each of you has TEN snowballs. You must throw all ten at your opponents. The player who gets hit the most times overall will be eliminated.
- You must spread your ten throws between at least three different people. Any snowballs you do not throw will be counted against you. PM me your choices.
- Furthermore, each of you must choose one person to block. You will PM me your choice. Any snowballs thrown from that person will not be counted towards your total. Choose very wisely.
- The person you chose to block will be revealed, but your throws will not. Each persons total number of snowballs against them WILL be revealed.
- You have 24 hours to submit everything. | |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #2: 16th Dec 2013 9:13 AM | |
C | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Boc
| Reputation: 157 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 19,129 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #3: 16th Dec 2013 10:37 AM | |
MAIN QUEST
B
SIDE QUEST #1
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SIDE QUEST #2
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Ari
Snowman Overlord
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| Post #4: 16th Dec 2013 11:24 AM | |
Main: A
Side 2:
Sure why not. I have so many items! ##unlock prisoner. | |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
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| Post #5: 16th Dec 2013 1:09 PM | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #6: 16th Dec 2013 2:32 PM | |
D sounds like it should work quite well. |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #7: 16th Dec 2013 2:49 PM | |
D too | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Greendasshole
Count Vertical
| Reputation: -18 | Group: | Veteran | Posts: | 2,151 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #8: 16th Dec 2013 3:05 PM | |
A pls | Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it. |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9: 16th Dec 2013 3:17 PM | |
If everything is sent in soon, the day will end early to get the start time back on track. If not then I'll just set a deadline for the next day | |
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Vic
Sole Survivor
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| Post #10: 16th Dec 2013 7:59 PM | |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
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| Post #11: 16th Dec 2013 8:31 PM | |
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If everything is sent in soon, the day will end early to get the start time back on track. If not then I'll just set a deadline for the next day |
#blamevic | |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #12: 16th Dec 2013 8:40 PM | |
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"HA! What do you know?" Simplton began. "You're telling the guy with over 6 years experience in these games. I know what's good for the town and what isn't." |
Just had to point out that this actually made me chuckle out loud on the bus this morning. But it must have been louder than I thought because at least 4 or 5 people turned to look at me with that 'shut the fuck up it's too early' kind of look. | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #13: 16th Dec 2013 10:22 PM | |
Waiting on two people! | |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #14: 16th Dec 2013 10:46 PM | |
WTF slackers? | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #15: 17th Dec 2013 12:14 AM | |
Hey I was sleeping motherfuckers |
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