The remaining eleven travelers and Curtis cowered behind Santa Claus, who stood his ground against the attacker, the Jew Bear.



"THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M BACK. You thought you could count me out of your little adventure and get away with it? NAW!! I'M THE FUCKING GREATEST. I WON HALLOWEEN, AND EVERYTHING ELSE WE'VE EVER DONE! I WON THEM ALL!!!! I AM CANDYLAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Vernon.

That's when Vernon looked down and discovered who his Jewish throwing star had struck. "NO!!! NOT PERRY!" Vernon ran to Perry's corpse and cradled his body. "WE WERE TIB BROTHERS MAN!! TIB FOR LIFE! TIB IS THE GREATEST!!" Vernon bent down and kissed Perry on his cold, dead lips. Perry's mouth curled to a smile.

Santa looked on uncomfortably as the rest of the crew silently laughed to themselves. "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!" Vernon yelled.

"Where are my reindeer you son of a BITCH!" yelled Santa Claus.

"OH THEM!! They're safe........for now. I've frozen each of them and spread them far across the North Poll. You'll never find them! NOT in time for Christmas anyway!"

"Why.....why are you doing this?" Santa cried out.

"Because every year, you ASSHOLES have Christmas without me while I'm stuck celebrating Hanukkah alone! I need to be INCLUDED...IN EVERYTHING!!! If I'm not included....IT'S CANCELLED! IT WILL BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A snowball flew from the group and struck Vernon in the side of his Jew fro. "OW! WHO THREW THAT?! YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!!! YOU GUYS ARE DICKS." Vernon clutched the side of his head and ran out of the house. "TEN DAYS SANTA!! YOU'LL NEVER FIND THEM!" he screamed as he ran out of Santa's Village.

Santa rose to his feet and turned to Curtis. "You and these eleven....please...you need to search the land and discover the locations of my nine frozen reindeer, and you need to do it in time for Christmas." Santa begged. "You can all save Christmas."

Curtis turned to his merry band of travelers, each one nodded with approval. "We're in!" he said.

"OH THANK FUCK!" yelled Santa with a smile on his face.

Curtis and the remaining eleven packed their things and prepared to set off. Each one piled out of Santa's house. Dylan picked up some of the stuffing from his fake fat Santa stomach that had fallen out and stuffed it back in. Santa stood before him and the two eyed each other awkwardly. "Get the fuck out." Santa said.

The eleven set off with Curtis in an attempt to find the nine frozen reindeer. They weren't even out of Santa's doorway when Greenday spoke up. "Vernon said we'll never find them and they're hidden all over the North Pole, how exactly do we plan on finding them?"

"Oh there's one." Patrick said as he pointed a hoof forward.



Vernon had hidden one just a few feet from Santa's doorway.

"DAMNIT!!!!!!!" Vernon yelled from a nearby bush as he watched the group. He cursed the group and fled the scene.

Dasher was frozen in a solid block of ice, halfway embedded in the snow. "So...how do we free him?"

MAIN QUEST

You must find something to help unfreeze Dasher. What will you try?

A. Find a torch to melt it
B. Use a hammer to chip at the ice
C. Attempt to push it over and shatter it
D. Lick the ice until it melts

SIDE QUEST

Here are your scores from yesterday:

DD: 185k
Ari: 171k
Greenday: 157k
Vic: 154k
Boc: 144k
Nofo: 132k
Paco: 129k
Dylan: 116k
Bryce: 110k
KC: 84k
Patrick: 82k

For coming in first, DD will receive the Key Ring, a very valuable item. Look in the item thread to learn more about it and discover how to steal the Key Ring from him.


ELIMINATION QUEST





Each of you must split into pairs of two. To claim a partner, post ##Chooses [Name]. You can post as many as you'd like. Once one person reciprocates, the two of you are locked as partners. One person will be left out

Furthermore, each individual must send me two names of players they would like to see eliminated. These names will remain private and will weigh in on the elimination.

Locked