Dedicated to the greatest guy out there. We love you Herm
Herm @ 2/8/2021 23:42
Alright, lezz go!
Herm @ 30/5/2018 16:33
Once upon a time there was a great man called King Curtis, who ruled over a small, but prosperous kingdom, called Fewermore. The kingdom had a diverse populace, but there were also a long list of tournaments the King created for his people to keep them entertained.
King Curtis, a man of the people, for the people, usually participates in these so-called tournaments. Thus, he was worshiped as a loved figure. These tournaments also had people from neighbouring kingdoms to participate, so it was great for kingdom to kingdom relationships.
Despite what some say, the King of Fewemore didn't just create his prosperous kingdom overnight. No, King Curtis had to face many trials before he could grow into the man who would one day create his own kingdom. It all started when Curtis met the man known as Von Paulus...
Herm @ 12/5/2021 15:27
:durtis:
Herm @ 30/8/2019 14:00
This is a really good show.
I finished the first season earlier today.
Herm @ 21/1/2019 15:52
Don't ask me why I made this poll.
Herm @ 17/7/2018 18:35
It's time to ball.
Herm @ 17/7/2018 18:45
Fighting these balls off!
Herm @ 17/7/2018 18:50
This ball is on FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRE!
Herm @ 17/7/2018 18:55
Magic Eight Ball time!
Herm @ 16/11/2018 2:52
Anyone else watching this?
I started on Season 2 recently. It's been surprisingly good so far.
Herm @ 13/11/2018 10:09
For things that are cool, like an ice sculpture of a wolf.
Herm @ 13/11/2018 10:11
WOOF!
Herm @ 21/12/2017 2:43
I kind of want to think it is something, even though I necessarily don't believe that flying saucers is the answer. Pentagon looking into it for all this time makes me wonder though.
Herm @ 21/1/2018 9:33
Herm @ 17/12/2017 9:04
Is it good?
Herm @ 16/12/2017 14:34
Thousands upon thousands of people all across the globe had gathered at New Washington to listen to the Emperor's annual speech, the security was air tight with imperial troops stationed all around the Imperial Palace, and even on the streets of New Washington itself. Imperial drones surveyed the sky, scanning the area for potential troublemakers and anarchists. In the midst of this crowd, four friends stood.
Von Paulus was the de-facto leader of the group, he had dirty blonde hair and clad in a white and blue vest. His glasses solidified his leadership role.
"It is raining." He said as he watched how the rain started to fall from the rain clouds forming in the sky, promptly unfolding his umbrella.
"Yes." The man known as Keith Chevrolet acknowledged and unfolded his own umbrella, a stern look on his face. His head was clean shaven and he was clad in a black coat.
"Convenient timing." The third man said with a smile. His name was Curtis Cunnington, the joker of the group. He had curly red hair and was clad in a black and red uniform.
"This is a sad day." The final man said. His name was Boctavius Boda. He had dark black hair, and was clad in grey and orange clothes.
The four men watched as the Emperor took the stage, an elderly man in his early nineties clad in a black and crimson red robe. The crowd quickly grew quiet upon the entrance of this man, he stood on top of the balcony at the top of the Imperial Palace. Donald Trump IX, the Emperor of all of Earth, spoke into the receiver placed in front of him.
"I am great!" He simply stated and the crowd cheered. "My rule is great!" He continued and the crowd went completely bananas. "Anyone who disagrees is an enemy of the Empire!" He brilliantly stated. "They must all be destroyed!"
The crowd goes wild, except for four specific individuals, hiding their facial expressions under the shadow of their umbrellas.
"So when do we make our move?" Boc asked.
"Not today." KC stated.
"Either way, I can't wait." Curtis giggled. "It's gonna be fun."
Von Paulus adjusted his glasses and stared at Emperor Donald Trump IX ambitiously.
"Patience my friends." Paulus said. "It's not long now."
Von Paulus had it all planned out, they would usurp the Emperor and take the throne for themselves. He knew he could pull it off, he had run the schematics over and over for years, the plan would soon be put into motion.
Herm @ 30/5/2017 18:22
Congrats congrats!!!
Herm @ 19/8/2015 15:34
I'm not sure if I am a few hours early or late, but HB nonetheless.
Herm @ 23/12/2014 21:27
How's it like having your birthday one day before Chrismas?
Do all Amandas have birthdays on December 23rd? My friend's ex also had a birthday this day.
Herm @ 12/12/2014 18:32
Made by request. Talk about everything Sweden related here. I'll start.
Sweden is a great country, but the weather is usually very shitty.
If there's anything you'd like to know about Sweden just ask me and I'll answer.
PS. We don't live up in the mountains and we don't have polar bears. That's Switzerland, duh.
Herm @ 12/12/2014 18:46
I'm not sure what this means.
Herm @ 13/12/2014 3:39
He makes funny faces.
Herm @ 8/9/2014 7:56
Here's some swedish smurf music:
Herm @ 23/6/2021 17:46
She put her down
Herm @ 30/4/2021 14:17
I once climbed a small barbed wire fence when I was 10 years old with some friends. I had to hurry up when the train was coming and got myself cut a bit.
Herm @ 31/1/2020 21:33
Maybe there's still time to close the gates before the Corona Virus arrives.
Herm @ 28/8/2020 10:06
GG Mafia.
Herm @ 28/8/2020 23:13
RIP
Herm @ 30/12/2020 9:05
Take your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Herm @ 30/12/2020 4:14
I haven't decided which songs are better yet. I will vote later.
Herm @ 31/12/2019 7:24
I'll be over at a friend's place where a bunch of us gather eating food, drinking and playing various games together etc.
Herm @ 29/12/2019 22:39
Maybe the bear needed a shave?
Herm @ 28/9/2019 23:13
Congrats on getting married TIB.
Herm @ 26/9/2017 20:40
Happy birthday!
Herm @ 30/5/2017 18:22
Congrats congrats!!!
Herm @ 29/1/2017 1:20
Finally watched Arrival.
It was good.
Herm @ 27/1/2017 17:54
Herm
Herm @ 31/1/2016 17:39
Well, I had fun writing my story. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. :)
Herm @ 20/8/2016 15:40
Stand up comedy has never been any of my strong suits.
