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| Post #1: 9th Dec 2020 9:10 PM | |
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"Alien is a sci fi thriller for me. It becomes more obvious that its basis is not horror as you go through the franchise.
Again, you can have scary elements, but what is the basic premise of the story? It's about mankind running into something in space and the corporate greed that leads to most of the crew dying- it's almost more cyberpunk in that respect than anything.
Here's part of it for me: Jaws makes you afraid to go swimming, because a shark might eat you. Psycho made you worried you might get killed in a shower by a guy who thinks he's his mom in a weird hotel somewhere. Freddy makes you afraid to go to sleep. Jason makes you afraid to be the sexually-active teenage counselor out in the woods
Alien makes you.....not want to investigate derelict spaceships you find while tugging a huge platform across space? Sure, it has scary elements, but any of the former I deal with on a semi-regular basis. I don't even have a chance to fly on a space tug, let alone run into derelict spaceships. I blame your generation for this: you haven't even gotten me flying cars yet and Bladerunner takes place next year. Where's my spinner?" |
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"Toppings on pizza are an inconvenience." |
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Curtis
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| Post #2: 9th Dec 2020 9:13 PM | |
Alien ez | |
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| Post #3: 9th Dec 2020 9:30 PM | |
Horror in a sci-fi setting is an inconvenience | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #4: 10th Dec 2020 7:36 AM | |
As a fat guy, don't you dare disgrace pizza KC! |
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Curtis
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| Post #5: 10th Dec 2020 8:07 AM | |
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As a fat guy, don't you dare disgrace pizza KC! |
He’s not. He’s saying he enjoys pizza at its purest form. You guys are the ones who have to SMOTHER it! You hate pizza at its base state. You disgrace it. Smh | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #6: 10th Dec 2020 8:10 AM | |
There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
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Curtis
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| Post #7: 10th Dec 2020 8:19 AM | |
Sounds like you kinda hate pizza | |
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| Post #8: 10th Dec 2020 9:06 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #9: 10th Dec 2020 9:19 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? |
nope. he eats like a toddler and he's in his late 20s. |
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Curtis
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| Post #10: 10th Dec 2020 9:41 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? |
hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: | |
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Curtis
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| Post #11: 10th Dec 2020 9:41 AM | |
I'm 30 | |
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Milk Bowl
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| Post #12: 10th Dec 2020 10:18 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? |
nope. he eats like a toddler and he's in his late 20s. |
Don't put down the tastes of toddlers. My toddler just had jambalaya last night, and will probably have indian curry tonight (if I get to the store after work). He also likes toppings on his pizza. | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #13: 10th Dec 2020 10:21 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? |
nope. he eats like a toddler and he's in his late 20s. |
Don't put down the tastes of toddlers. My toddler just had jambalaya last night, and will probably have indian curry tonight (if I get to the store after work). He also likes toppings on his pizza. |
well we have established you're not Curtis's dad. My kids used to eat a lot of things and now they won't even try it even though they used to love to eat it. Pizza is 1 of those things that they used to love and refuse to eat now. |
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Curtis
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| Post #14: 10th Dec 2020 10:27 AM | |
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There is 0 cases where cheese pizza is the best pizza. Toppings make the pizza. |
Are you surprised that the guy who only eats chicken nuggets likes cheese pizza? |
nope. he eats like a toddler and he's in his late 20s. |
Don't put down the tastes of toddlers. My toddler just had jambalaya last night, and will probably have indian curry tonight (if I get to the store after work). He also likes toppings on his pizza. |
well we have established you're not Curtis's dad. My kids used to eat a lot of things and now they won't even try it even though they used to love to eat it. Pizza is 1 of those things that they used to love and refuse to eat now. |
They probably wont eat it because youre ruining their pizza by smothering it in mushrooms and peppers
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Christian
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| Post #15: 10th Dec 2020 11:31 AM | |
What if you go to to a party and they were serving pizza, but the hosts only ordered pizza with some topping on it that you don't enjoy at all, like pineapple or something. Then you'd either have to pick them off or eat around them, or just eat the whole pizza and hate it. How inconvenient is that?
Now what if you got to that same party and they were serving cheese pizza, but the hosts also had other toppings beside the pizza, like hot peppers, or something like that, that you could add to it. lol Isn't that convenient? But also, isn't it inconvenient that you'd have to add your own toppings??
Now what if at this party, they're serving your very favourite pizza with all your favourite toppings and you go to take your first bite, and the toppings all fall off? Oh my goodness, how inconvenient! So you either pick them up and slop them back on, and try again (spoiler alert: they're just gonna fall off again) or you eat them separately on their own. And then it's just an old reliable cheese pizza after all, unless the cheese has also fallen off, but that would be the fault of the other toppings. :P | |
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