1. Tocantins - Coach. The best Survivor bromance to date. Tyson is the best when he's not even trying to win. Coach again.
2. Vanuatu - Ice Queen almost beats all men forever. Only a redneck in a red tanktop can save them. Eliza is shocked all season.
3. Pearl Islands - So many good storylines including Fairplay. Sandra wins a cool mil.
4. HvV - Sandra is the best player of all time: A case study.
5. Cagayan - Psycho T Vlachos is king of the jungle. Spencer "Charlie Brown" Bledsoe. Would be #1 if Brice and Jeremiah/LJ had switched in the boot order.