Some of my favorites
NOTE: The spoiler tags are in place to keep the snowflakes from getting too offended
Setup: Some say Junkyard dogs are the meanest dogs around.
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| Punchline: But the truth is they're nowhere near as mean as the dogs that guard concentration camps |
Setup: A large golden chain seems like a fantastic retirement gift
Setup: A new study shows that men can identify a homosexual man just by looking at his face.
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| Punchline: Its the face of a man buried in another man's asshole |
Setup: Opinions are like assholes
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| Punchline: Neil Patrick Harris wants to stuff his cock in them |
Setup: Elton John recently will begin his farewell tour later this year, so whats next for Sir Elton?
Setup: Its common knowledge that pimpin aint easy
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| Punchline: But i have to believe its much much more difficult to be a whore |
Joke:
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| I still remember the good old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker |
Setup: Dance like noone is watching, Sing like noone is listening, love like you've never been hurt,
Punchline: |
| And fuck like a goddamn retard |
Setup: Catherine Zeta Jones recently admitted that shes bipolar, half the time shes deliriously happy,
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| Punchline: And the other half she has to suck an old man's cock |
| Q: why don't women need wrist watches?
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| A: Because there's a clock on the stove |
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