1. Sinbad - By far the worst. Had he not solicited sex from Abigail, none of the other things which followed would have happened. Plus, he's a riverboat captain, and I'm sure it would have been nothing for him to transport someone across the river. This guy sucks.

2. Abigail - What is this girls problem? Can't she just wait until the bridge is safe to cross? She may only have to wait one night! Dumb idiot. And then taking delight in watching John beat up Gregory. This hoe got a funny definition of love!

Also, the alligators were only man-eaters, so I'm assuming she could have swam across unharmed

3. John - He is a terrible friend

4. Elizabeth - For raising such a dummy

5. Gregory - Gregory reacted the way most would to the news that his girlfriend slept with a sailor (who probably has a bunch of STD's) just to come and see him, when she obviously could have waited one night for the bridge to clear.

Laughing at Gregory! Shows she has a sadistic side!

Anyone else concerned that all these morality based polls are actually psychological tests and that Curtis is gradually building a profile on each of us, to be presented publicly at the end of the week?

I can't speak for everyone here but personally, if the genders were reversed and Abe tried to cross the river to see his bae Gregorella, and he had to have sex with a female riverboat captain to get across, my rankings would be exactly the same

In that scenario, Gregorella would have to be accept her boyfriend's bisexual promiscuity, otherwise she's a bigot

Curtis @ 15/3/2018 16:20

Lets swap things! Once upon a time there was a man named Gregory who was in love with a woman named Abigail. Abigail lived on the shore of a river. The river, which separated the two lovers, was teeming with woman-eating alligators. Gregory wanted to cross the river to be with Abigail . Unfortunately, the bridge had been washed out. So he went to ask Elizabeth, a riverboat captain, to take him across. She said she would be glad to if he would consent to sleep with her preceding the voyage. He promptly refused and went to his father Sinbad to explain his plight. Sinbad did not want to be involved in his son's situation at all in the situation and turned him away. Gregory felt his only alternative was to accept Elizabeth's terms. After he slept with her, Elizabeth fulfilled her promise to Gregory and delivered him into the arms of Abigail. When he told Abigail that he had to sleep with Elizabeth in order to cross the river and be with her, Abigail cast him aside with disdain. Heartsick and dejected, Gregory turned to Abigail's friend Jane with his tale of woe. Jane, feeling compassion for Gregory, sought out Abigail and beat her brutally. Gregory was overjoyed at the sight of Abigail getting her due. As the sun set on the horizon, Gregory laughed at Abigail as he and Jane ran off together to form a new relationship. ---------------------- Genders swapped. Read it again as a refresher and to see how things change. Does your order change at all? What feels more wrong or less wrong? DISCUSS

Worst

1. Abigail - Her man has gone through thick and thin just to come and see her , and the first thing she does is chastise him for something as silly as sleeping with a riverboat captain? What a bitch, as if. So much for romantic gestures, fuck sake. Typical MODERN woman.

2. Elizabeth - Man, where were all these horny female riverboat captains when I was a kid, heh heh? Sexy.

3. Sinbad - Like any good father, he is letting his son figure things out for himself and offering no advice.

4. Jane - Jane knows that Gregory has been treat harshly by Abigail, and she was right to beat up her ungrateful friend.

5. Gregory - Clearly the hero of the story.