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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #1: 1st Nov 2017 4:34 PM | |
Feel a sense of accomplishment. If nothing else is going well for you in life, know that you were once the best. Of all your other cell mates, you were the first one to make it to that egg. But all the sperm you beat, they are dead. In life, you are now surrounded by the best. This is sperm Allstars. It's time to revert back to the sack and race once more to protect your title.....The Fastest Sperm!
You will compete against fellow FE members in this race. As you travel and race through FE's Uterus to make it to the finish line (The EGG), you will come across a series of enemies. As of the start, you are all tied and the same distance away from victory. In order to progress, you need to gamble. Over the course of the game (From Thursday to Monday) at random times I will present you with a Sperm Challenge.
"HULK SPLASH!"
What's a Sperm Challenge? Well the enemies you find in the uterus will have a task for you to beat. Defeat them and gain momentum.
You may try and take on these Sperm challenges to gain a placement up against your competition. But be warned, if you choose to play in a challenge and perform in the lower half, you will drop you further down the pack. Do well and find yourself in the top performers, you will get that much closer to the EGG. Be the best performer and you will receive the biggest boost.
Think you will do poorly at a task? Don't compete. You can not hurt your position in this race if you sit out a task. Say there are 11 FE members in the game. If there are 10 Fe members playing in a sperm challenge, the top 5 move deeper in the uterus while the bottom 5 drop. The one player who didn't play would be the Jan Brady sperm in the middle of the pack. If an odd number of people play a task, the risk of dropping in the race is worse. The top 2 would move ahead while the bottom 3 would drop.
All sperm challenge submissions will be done through Personal Message to me. Results of each Sperm challenge will be kept secret until the game's conclusion. It is at that time I will reveal which players attempted or ignored each challenge. You can choose to partake in any available sperm challenge up until Monday night. Some sperm challenges will require a time frame of completion though, so if you miss it then balls!
All FE members are free to play this game. The format allows for as many as possible. But to play, you need to put in a teenie tiny effort.
Here is the teenie tiny sperm. It has no face. It needs yours. Design your sperm just like you did your South Park or Powerpuff Girl character. That will be your body in this race.
I would like to begin this game in the afternoon of tomorrow. Sign up fast! And as you all know, being fast is key!!!!!!
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Shadow
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| Post #2: 1st Nov 2017 8:16 PM | |
just remember you did win something
there are no losers here
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Shadow
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| Post #3: 1st Nov 2017 9:01 PM | |
yeah sign ups can last longer than tomorrow just people might miss out on some stuff if they dont do it sooner than later | |
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Shadow
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| Post #4: 2nd Nov 2017 3:04 PM | |
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Shadow
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| Post #5: 2nd Nov 2017 9:03 PM | |
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Shadow
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| Post #6: 5th Nov 2017 11:36 AM | |
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Shadow
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| Post #7: 6th Nov 2017 7:01 PM | |
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #8: 6th Nov 2017 7:09 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #1
"In a Flash"
This fast flash game that requires you to click as fast as you can from numbers 1 to 5 for each set. Print screen your fastest time and send it to me via PM. You will be playing Level 1 only.
http://egg2.com/games/mouse_speed.htm
JJ: 11:08
CURTIS: 12:11
MITTENS: 13:08
BRYCE: 14:59
BOC: 16:56
HERM: 18:68
AHODA: 19:43
STANDINGS:
1. JJ
2. CURTIS
2. MITTENS
3. DS
3. JOSH
3. KC
3. MITTENS
3. BEN
3. FORESNAFFLE
4. AHODA
4. BOC
4. BRYCE
4. HERM
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #9: 6th Nov 2017 7:14 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #2
"Seeingmen Green"
For this challenge you may draw something green. You can use paint, photoshop, or even draw it in real life and snap a picture. The only requirement is that it have no other colors but green. Make it moving, make it funny, make it silly. The choice is all yours. These will be shown and voted upon anonymously.
CURTIS:
HERM:
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
2. JJ
3. MITTENS
4. DS
4. JOSH
4. KC
4. FORESNAFFLE
4. MITTENS
4. BEN
5. AHODA
5. BOC
5. BRYCE
6. HERM
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #10: 6th Nov 2017 7:20 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #3
"Jizzsaw Puzzle"
For this challenge you may compete in a jigsaw puzzle. Play it over and over until you get a time that you think will place well among your fellow FE competitors. Print screen your fastest time and send it to me via PM.
https://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=1bc5d0c6f468
BRYCE: 1:45
MITTENS: 2:22
JJ: 2:32
HERM: 3:13
AHODA: 10:36
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
2. MITTENS
3. JJ
3. BRYCE
4. DS
4. JOSH
4. KC
4. FORESNAFFLE
4. MITTENS
4. BEN
5. BOC
6. AHODA
7. HERM
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #11: 6th Nov 2017 7:24 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #4
"Come Count"
This challenge you may send me a message on the board titled "Count" or something of the sort. I will reply with an image asking you to count the amount of times something appears. Your reply must be within one minute of the time I see you view the message. You are estimating a number. Speed will be the tiebreaker.
The correct answer was 83
MITTENS: 83
HERM: 81
CURTIS: 73
AHODA: 69
BRYCE: 64
DS: 108
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
1. MITTENS
2. JJ
3. BRYCE
3. JOSH
3. KC
3. MITTENS
4. FORESNAFFLE
3. BEN
4. BOC
4. DS
5. HERM
6. AHODA
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #12: 6th Nov 2017 7:27 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #5
"FUCK ML Dare"
Using the website " http://www.fmylife.com/ " pick any random message you see and send it over text to a person of your choice. Be sure to erase the "FML" part at the end so they think it's legitimate. Screen shot their reply to you. All entries will be submitted via PM to me by Saturday night and will be posted on Sunday. Funniest texts win.
CURTIS:
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
2. MITTENS
3. JJ
4. BRYCE
4. JOSH
4. KC
4. FORESNAFFLE
4. MITTENS
4. BEN
5. BOC
5. DS
6. HERM
7. AHODA
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #13: 6th Nov 2017 7:30 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #6
"Penisguin"
This fast flash game that requires you to try and hit a penguin as far as you can. Print screen your best distance and send it to me via PM.
http://www.yetisports.org/pingu-throw-game-1/
HERM: 317
BRYCE: 312.3
AHODA: 311
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
2. MITTENS
3. JJ
4. HERM
4. JOSH
4. KC
4. FORESNAFFLE
4. MITTENS
4. BEN
5. BRYCE
5. BOC
5. DS
6. AHODA
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
| | Reputation: 80 | | Group: | Legend | | Posts: | 8,692 | | Joined: | Sep 16, 2013 |
| Post #14: 6th Nov 2017 7:33 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #7
"Wonder Words"
Message me that you are wishing to compete in Word Search. I will send you a new PM with the Word Search there and you must complete and submit as fast as possible. Use a paint or editing program to mark off the words. Reply to the PM but do not double reply so I can note the time you completed it.
BRYCE: 1 MIN
HERM: 5 MIN
STANDINGS:
1. CURTIS
2. MITTENS
3. JJ
3. BRYCE
4. JOSH
4. KC
4. FORESNAFFLE
4. MITTENS
4. BEN
5. HERM
5. BOC
5. DS
6. AHODA
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
| | Reputation: 80 | | Group: | Legend | | Posts: | 8,692 | | Joined: | Sep 16, 2013 |
| Post #15: 6th Nov 2017 7:36 PM | |
Sperm Challenge #8
"Rock hard Paper and Scissoring"
Confident in a game of chance? Submit 20 consecutive Rock, Paper, and Scissor moves as you face off at random in matches against fellow FE members. Winners battle winners and losers battle losers.
ROUND 1:
BRYCE: PAPER
HERM: PAPER
DRAW
ROUND 2:
BRYCE: PAPER
HERM: ROCK
BRYCE
HERM
ROUGH STANDINGS:
CURTIS
BRYCE
MITTENS
JJ
BRYCE
JOSH
KC
FORESNAFFLE
MITTENS
BEN
BOC
DS
HERM
AHODA
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