Curtis @ 28/11/2014 16:42

I'm excited to see how many people this confuses

1 so far

KC, do you really want these answered? I've never watched The Walking Dead but I could compare everyone to a character in SoA if you want. :)

I realize most of you probably don't even watch this (you should) but I said I'd do this so...


Sons of Anarchy comparisons:


Buffy - Opie Winston. Passionate, would give it up for his club and his life is a big tragedy.

Curtis - Clay Morrow. Being a bully and abusing his power over the club are characteristics both Clay and Curtis know all too well.

Christian - Gemma Teller Morrow. Gemma's a little bit of a control freak just like our Christian. She'll fight to the death...only somehow doesn't realize she's not the victim.

Shadow - Chibs Telford. The scotsman is tough, smart, wise...and can probably make duck noises.

Raptor - Wayne Unser. In cahoots with Clay, looks the other way and in turn enjoys special privileges for his loyalty.

KC - Tig Trager. Well, there was no way I wasn't going to make you Tig. I might not go as far as comparing this season's "affair" but, other than that, I think there are some similarities.

Spidermanda - Lyla. The sexy symbol of the season - of course she had to be Lyla the porn queen (well now porn producer).

Hot Cocoa - Agent June Stahl. Thinks she's on the right side of the law but is really on the side of Tyranny. It's okay, Opie will eventually take care of this. ;)

Chris - Happy. Doesn't let a lot bother him and likes porn.

Moose - Abel Teller. Has it out for grandma (Gemma).

Herm - Nero Padilla. Doesn't want the violence but does what is necessary. Ultimately wants to go live happily ever after on a farm and raise children...or chickens.

Vernon - Henry Lin. Had to be on the opposing side and everyone wanted him out so it seems to fit.

Shawn - Half Sack Epps. Newbie, taken under the club's (Clay's) wing.

Tim - Juice Ortiz. He's a mess. Just when you think he's going to turn it around...he gets worse.

Rose - Bobby Munson. The wise voice of reason, just without the grandma.

Dylan - Jax Teller. Someone had to be the cool, hot hero and Dylan is as cool, calm and collected as anyone on the cast.

Shiki - Ratboy. Basically a rookie. New to the game but wants to do her best.

Matt - Wendy Teller. Matt's a little crazy sometimes but has periods of sobriety and redeems himself.

Malion - Jimmy O'Phelan. Mal just seems like the IRA gun-running type to me.

Nofo - Otto Delaney. The craziest of the cast. As self-destructive as anyone.

dr @ 29/11/2014 21:18

Rose - Bobby Munson. The wise voice of reason, just without the grandma. This doesn't sound right to me

It's how I see you. Wise beyond your years.

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Nail polish remover...or try acetone if it's that tough.

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Malion @ 30/11/2014 19:26

JJ @ 29/11/2014 21:05 Malion - Jimmy O'Phelan. Mal just seems like the IRA gun-running type to me. Surely you jest

Surely

Faith @ 30/11/2014 23:30

This might not be the right place for this, but I love Walton Goggins.

It isn't. Get out.

Of course not, Faith.