Robin is a stone cold asshole. It was a slice of bread- he didn't need to cleave off anyone's hand. Note: He didn't turn the thief to the authorities, but cleaved it himself. Pretty sure Robin just wanted to cut someone's hand off and was willing to believe a druggie in order to get a chance at it.

Charles, who lied his ass off just for drugs, knowing bloodthirsty Robin was gonna cut off the person's hand. After all, if he was gonna lie, he could have said that the town dick that nobody liked did it. Didn't need to bring Joseph into it in the first place.

Amelia for listening to her father. His advice was awful but she didn't have to do it just to save herself a hand.

Joseph- he wasn't providing and knew that she took the bread. He didn't do much until Robin came looking for his blood. If it was gonna be his hand or his wife's, then he could have took it for her. After all, she provided him with food to eat and it sounds like one of them was gonna have to steal or starve anyway.

Gavin- Terrible advice to his daughter, but it's not like he forced anything. She probably thought about it herself anyway.

Hell, we all know Jean Valjean had a heart of gold and wouldn't have stolen bread if his sister's child wasn't close to death. He's just lucky that bishop came along.

And I'm not crying about Fauntine- I was cutting onions. Honest.

Buffy @ 29/5/2018 16:14

vladykins @ 29/5/2018 12:29 Robin is a stone cold asshole. It was a slice of bread- he didn't need to cleave off anyone's hand. Note: He didn't turn the thief to the authorities, but cleaved it himself. Pretty sure Robin just wanted to cut someone's hand off and was willing to believe a druggie in order to get a chance at it. Charles, who lied his ass off just for drugs, knowing bloodthirsty Robin was gonna cut off the person's hand. After all, if he was gonna lie, he could have said that the town dick that nobody liked did it. Didn't need to bring Joseph into it in the first place. Amelia for listening to her father. His advice was awful but she didn't have to do it just to save herself a hand. Joseph- he wasn't providing and knew that she took the bread. He didn't do much until Robin came looking for his blood. If it was gonna be his hand or his wife's, then he could have took it for her. After all, she provided him with food to eat and it sounds like one of them was gonna have to steal or starve anyway. Gavin- Terrible advice to his daughter, but it's not like he forced anything. She probably thought about it herself anyway. Leave it to Vlady to insert his own facts. :P

LOL- what new facts? Robin was looking to cut someone's hand off; he didn't go to the cops and make it happen, he did it himself. He's a vigilante hand chopper.

Curtis @ 28/5/2018 19:09

Robin then cleaved off Amelia's hand instead.

There is the original line that I'm using to determine that Robin is a bloodthirsty maniac out to chop off hands.

Curtis @ 29/5/2018 17:27

It's not meant to mean Robin took the law into his own hands and cut Amelia's hand off. There's a line about Joseph being sentenced to have his hand cut off because that's the penalty during whenever this time was. It's the same when Amelia is sentenced, Robin isn't just going rogue

Robin did it. It's right in the text you wrote. You didn't say "then Amelia's hand was cut off" or "the authorities cleaved Amelia's hand off" but specifically "Robin cleaved Amelia's hand off". It doesn't matter that the law may have been on Robin's side in this or not: we have plenty of examples of folks who have used their lawful "authority " to get their jollies off. You don't think that New Jersey cop loved punching that woman on the beach? You don't think George Zimmerman loved shooting a black kid and getting away with it? Some of these cases are almost psychosexual- Freud would have had a field day.

You wrote the text specifically to have Robin cut the hand off. Can't change it now because that changes the story. :P

Curtis @ 30/5/2018 6:37

vladykins @ 30/5/2018 7:04 Curtis @ 29/5/2018 17:27 It's not meant to mean Robin took the law into his own hands and cut Amelia's hand off. There's a line about Joseph being sentenced to have his hand cut off because that's the penalty during whenever this time was. It's the same when Amelia is sentenced, Robin isn't just going rogue Robin did it. It's right in the text you wrote. You didn't say "then Amelia's hand was cut off" or "the authorities cleaved Amelia's hand off" but specifically "Robin cleaved Amelia's hand off". It doesn't matter that the law may have been on Robin's side in this or not: we have plenty of examples of folks who have used their lawful "authority " to get their jollies off. You don't think that New Jersey cop loved punching that woman on the beach? You don't think George Zimmerman loved shooting a black kid and getting away with it? Some of these cases are almost psychosexual- Freud would have had a field day. You wrote the text specifically to have Robin cut the hand off. Can't change it now because that changes the story. :P Motherfucker I wrote it and can do whatever I please!!

Not once it is quoted, unless you go edit my quote. IN which case I'll have to take a screen shot.

:vlady:

Here are actual images of Robin, showing how bloodthirsty the bastard really is. This is clearly not Robin's first walk in the park:



This was Robin going after Amelia.




This is Robin after he saw Raymond run a red light.




This is Robin after he caught Julia jaywalking.

Primate @ 30/5/2018 8:56

Wait! Robin is a guy?

Yep, based on the following:

Curtis

Joseph, enraged with Amelia for staying quiet, provided evidence to Robin that it was actually Amelia who stole from him

I always scored high in reading comprehension, which is why Buffy thinks I'm reading in facts that aren't there, but I'm actually just noticing facts that others don't spot in the writing (e.g., Robin being a dude and doing the cleaving himself).

:vlady:

Robbnva @ 30/5/2018 9:25

Robin - offered drugs to a druggie to confirm her suspicions. She could have asked the question different to get at the truth. She wasn’t interested in the truth. .

Dyl @ 30/5/2018 9:31

Robin - bloodthirsty girl. A hand for a lot for of bed is a lot. Bribing the druggie was wrong but she still got stolen from.

Every time anyone calls Robin a girl, he gets mad and kills a kitten. That's how bloodthirsty he is.

What's funny is we have so many Robin guys out there, like Robin Williams, but even though the text says "he" people keep assuming it is a woman.

Curtis @ 30/5/2018 10:33

vladykins @ 30/5/2018 11:32 What's funny is we have so many Robin guys out there, like Robin Williams, but even though the text says "he" people keep assuming it is a woman. If your reading comprehension was as good as you claim you may have realized Dyl swapped the gender of everyone as a joke ;)

I didn't read Dyl's answers; was just grabbing Robb's and saw Dyl had also called robin a girl as I went by. I couldn't even tell you who Dyl put at the top. :P

DR from TV @ 30/5/2018 11:06

vladykins @ 30/5/2018 10:34 I didn't read Dyl's answers; very rude

I had very important shitposting to do.

Josh @ 31/5/2018 6:03

what if robin is poor too?? why didn't you all think about THAT!

He's a hand collector and that's an expensive hobby.