I feel like there are too many scenarios where only one hand would be such a hindrance:

I wouldn't be able to play video games (at least not well and it would be slow as hell)
I would never be able to throw a ball in for soccer ever again
Typing would be a pain
Swimming would be really hard

But there are some things that it would just be actually stupid to use both hands:

Writing with a pen/pencil/coloring
Using scissors
Drinking from cups would make you look like you're constantly 2
Wiping your ass would be so hard having to use both hands to get behind there; I'd prefer a bidet at that point

Since there are too many things I love to do that involve using both hands, I'm willing to look past some of the more awkward things for it

2 HANDS!!! \o/

ZacharyB @ 20/9/2017 9:28

I'm not entirely if eating with utensils is possible in either scenario, but I think that depends on how you interpret the question.

Like using two hands, but one on knife and one on fork?

I was thinking about that for a few things. Didn't know the official ruling

Curtis @ 20/9/2017 12:31

someone who isn't me try texting with two hands while driving

I unfortunately do this way more than I should

Shadow @ 20/9/2017 13:48

LIKE i DON'T SEE WHY PRESSING THE BUTTON FOR SOAP MUST USE BOTH HANDS BUT PRESSING THE BUTTON FOR THE LETTER 'A' ON A KEYBOARD ONLY REQUIRES ONE HAND AND THE OTHER CAN DO WHAT EVER THE FUCKKKK IT WANTS!!! oops caps but you know what im not gonna redo it

You don't use one hand to type a letter anyway. You use a finger.

I used two hands to eat a single chip

Bryce @ 20/9/2017 15:31

I used two hands to eat a single chip

I looked like a fricken squirrel

vladykins @ 20/9/2017 16:18

I realized I cannot hold my phone with two hands to record myself doing things with two hands.

I had to set the timer to take a pic of me eating my chip, but then it was ugly and it wasn't worth it, so I deleted it and made a video instead

List of things that using two hands would be terrible for:

Playing ping pong
Dribbling a basketball
Being a quarterback
Using scissors
Using a knife to cut pretty much anything/spreading butter
Reaching into your pocket to grab items
Tying your show (unless you can have one lace in either hand)
Using a tv controller
Using a computer mouse
Vacuuming
Writing with pen/pencil
Changing your pencil lead
Playing a card game (placing down a card would be awkward)
Throwing just about any object
Punching things/people
Slapping things/people/asses
Hand jobs
Changing a light bulb
Wiping yo butt

There are probably a million other things that would at least become annoying or force you to rework how you do them in order to be effective

I get the argument that you could do one thing with one hand and another thing with your other hand, but then I could just say I'm going to use a computer mouse while waving my other hand around and that qualifies as two hands

I think it's two hands doing the same thing

vladykins @ 20/9/2017 17:01

Nah, I mean if I'm going to go from no hands holding on the side of a mountain to holding onto the mountain, I'd want two on the same handhold rather than one.

Oh, I hadn't seen your post. Wasn't responding directly to you, more the people who said they didn't think two hands meant two hands doing the same thing

I think Curtis did the 2 hand soap thing correctly and it really put things into perspective for me

I wouldn't know ( ._.)

Showering would be so hard. Have you ever tried to use body wash/soap getting to all the places you need to with one hand?

Curtis @ 20/9/2017 19:27

Brushing your teeth is also awful Wiping is the funniest example by far

Video of you brushing your teeth tonight! Go!

Curtis @ 20/9/2017 23:03

Bryce @ 20/9/2017 23:02 Curtis @ 20/9/2017 19:27 Brushing your teeth is also awful Wiping is the funniest example by far Video of you brushing your teeth tonight! Go! Video of you wiping

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