Since the Survivor Ultmate LP got a favorable response, I've decided to continue doing these silly things. Following in the steps of Richard Hatch, we will be transitioning from Survivor to prison.

Hard TIme is an utterly horrible "prison sim" made by MDickie, an indy game developer with a god complex who excelled in copy and pasting his broken engine into several different games throughout the mid-2000's. Among these were a game where you're stranded on an island, a world war game where you play as soldiers from the future fighting barbarians from the past and even a game where you play as a disciple of Jesus Christ - ironically his last game which may or may not have been direct symbolism. Hard Time is often considered one of the worst of this bunch.

We will be playing this game!

Since the game also has a character creation system in which we will be playing our own hero, why not subject one of you bastards to the hells of Southtown Correctional Facility? Whoever wins will be sentenced to a 32-day stay at the prison where they will likely die horribly.

I've listed seven people off the top of my head to vote on, but you can choose someone else with the eighth option too. In any case, most of you will probably make an appearance anyway as all characters in the save's "universe" can be edited and named however you want.

DR @ 10/2/2014 14:01

Damnit, I didn't see Henry as an option until I voted Paul. HENRY

I'm going to use this post to break the tie between Dylan and Henry. Henry it is!

On this episode..

- Henry's adventure in prison begins
- ...and ends

Well! I was intending to make this the "informative" video and to do the more zany shit later on. Did not expect to die that early but that's MDickie games for ya. Thanks Bryce (:

I'll probably give this another swing later on but in the meantime, enjoy Henry's absolute failure in Southtown Correction Facility.

Curtis @ 11/2/2014 22:20

Maybe it's funnier and more tragic to watching knowing that Henry will be slain by the end of the 30 minutes

Every LP of this game will end in death. No exceptions.

Bryce @ 11/2/2014 23:48

Why did you say "Thanks Bryce"??

I was making my escape but you had to stop me and tell me about your great friendship with the warden, who then hit me in the face with a dumbbell :(

No. No you don't.

Vernon of 2014 @ 11/2/2014 22:28

Should have picked me. Prison aint shit for me. I'd run the yard.

Let's see about that.



On this episode...

- Vernon gets sick
- Vernon has a breakdown
- Vernon pisses off dr
- Vernon nearly dies in the first 2 minutes
- Can Vernon make it to his bed before he dies horribly?!

Kru @ 12/2/2014 13:50

The guard was trying the clean the filth. Does the game run like that with the shitty framerate?

Kinda but not that badly. Think it's just recording like that for some reason. My laptop is pretty shitty though.

One more for today because why not?



On this episode...

- A beach ball begins a huge brawl
- Something terrible happens
- We plot our revenge
- An epic fight to death that Vernon may or may not survive

On this episode...

- Warden Cameron terrifyingly comes back to life
- We must go to the hospital
- ...but an asshole guard does not let us enter
- We make Hupu cry like a bitch
- Yet another epic fight to the death

- The previous journey to find drugs proves a fruitless effort
- Vernon learns to fly
- The Beach Ball of Friendship makes us friends with everyone!
- ....except two admins in particular

I'm so sad we never got to run into Sansa :(