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Booberella looks at her fellow northerns and thanks them for allowing Booberella to get a solid amount of sleep and take the final shift.
##Final Watch
Booberella ain’t no scared punk bitch, let’s flush these things out!
##toss torch
##Sage
Booberella knows all about nothing at all. Booberella can make an excellent slinky for a child
##Story Time
When Booberella was still Petite Beatrice, she had worked in the C wing of Santa’s workshop. It was the fad toy department - whatever was the hot gift that year, Beatrice had to mass produce. From slinkies, furbies, moon boots, and many plush toys of Pikachu. So many pikachus.
Anyways, when Beatrice worked in the C wing she became very close with an elf named Hank. Hank was a little shit who would purposely make incorrect toys. If you’ve ever saw a pikachu with cross eyes - this was probably Hank. When the big red man caught onto Hank’s terrible work he made an example of Hank in front of all other elves. He stripped Hank naked and forced the reindeer to run him down again and again. The elf folk are strong creatures with a very thick skin so Hank did survive but was out of commission for at least two weeks, it’s hard to keep track of time when you endlessly make toys with little time to sleep. The big red man was not as jolly as humans make him out to be. The elves who witnessed this tragic event did not step out of line after that. This was yet another reason why Beatrice needed to escape and become Booberella. This was the life Booberella needed to live. | 
