Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:16

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 13:42 Igor @ 13/3/2018 13:20 Holy shit are you actually retarded? Like I'll actually feel bad if I'm arguing with a real mental defective... You just assume they'll get in a line/swarm . Like some super organized army LOL. Bro like I fucking said, give me that bat from it's always sunny and I'll fucking clobber some rats. It's all about strategy and technique. Two things you will never understand or know about Apparently you failed basic reading because the image says "THE REST ARE COMING TO KILL YOU." This means you have a swarm of 10,000 fucking rats coming at you to KILL YOU. Now maybe if one comes forward and the rest hang back until that one gets hit, then the next comes at you over and over, then maybe you might have a chance (even though swinging your bat 10,000 times is gonna get pretty tiring in and of itself and likely still lead to you getting fucked up). But they aren't gonna come one by one. And you are gonna scream like a little girl the first time one even comes near you. It's like war you fucking retard, you need a strategy and a plan Your dumbass would probably try to charge them This ain't your miniature night roleplaying game, this is something you actually have to use your strength in, something I'm sure you lack Like I said, I'd pulverize them very easily

Until you show us the video of you standing up to a single rat, there is no way anybody is gonna believe you. Say this with me "Igor is an internet tough guy who would be afraid of a real rat."

It's ok- we're here to help you. You can admit it.

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 14:17

Average rats are half a pound, not sure why Vlady is trying to put forth the small cat concept.

We've already gone over this. There are 10,000 of them. Even squishing them into 4-5 per square foot, they are covering over 2100 square feet.

You and your lasers and your push mowing apes are doomed. You made the wrong choice!

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 14:19

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:16 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 13:42 Igor @ 13/3/2018 13:20 Holy shit are you actually retarded? Like I'll actually feel bad if I'm arguing with a real mental defective... You just assume they'll get in a line/swarm . Like some super organized army LOL. Bro like I fucking said, give me that bat from it's always sunny and I'll fucking clobber some rats. It's all about strategy and technique. Two things you will never understand or know about Apparently you failed basic reading because the image says "THE REST ARE COMING TO KILL YOU." This means you have a swarm of 10,000 fucking rats coming at you to KILL YOU. Now maybe if one comes forward and the rest hang back until that one gets hit, then the next comes at you over and over, then maybe you might have a chance (even though swinging your bat 10,000 times is gonna get pretty tiring in and of itself and likely still lead to you getting fucked up). But they aren't gonna come one by one. And you are gonna scream like a little girl the first time one even comes near you. It's like war you fucking retard, you need a strategy and a plan Your dumbass would probably try to charge them This ain't your miniature night roleplaying game, this is something you actually have to use your strength in, something I'm sure you lack Like I said, I'd pulverize them very easily Until you show us the video of you standing up to a single rat, there is no way anybody is gonna believe you. Say this with me "Igor is an internet tough guy who would be afraid of a real rat." It's ok- we're here to help you. You can admit it.

Bro find me a rat and I'll destroy it
So basically what you're saying is you couldn't even kill 1 rat?
You're a joke old man

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 14:17

Average rats are half a pound, not sure why Vlady is trying to put forth the small cat concept.

He's a retard

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:23

Bro find me a rat and I'll destroy it So basically what you're saying is you couldn't even kill 1 rat? You're a joke old man

No, I'm saying you would run scared from a rat because you probably haven't even ever crushed an ant in your life. Please keep up.

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:23

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 14:17 Average rats are half a pound, not sure why Vlady is trying to put forth the small cat concept. He's a retard

This is a devastating argument. I'm not sure how people battle against such amazing facts.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 14:25

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:23 Bro find me a rat and I'll destroy it So basically what you're saying is you couldn't even kill 1 rat? You're a joke old man No, I'm saying you would run scared from a rat because you probably haven't even ever crushed an ant in your life. Please keep up.

Man, you really can't use your brain can you?
Dude I'm actually legitimately worried about your mental health
You really need to go to the doctor and get checked
Dementia is serious and can affect a lot of "men" at your age

But we'll go with Dadd's average size- we're talking two and a half tons of rats.

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:29

Man, you really can't use your brain can you? Dude I'm actually legitimately worried about your mental health You really need to go to the doctor and get checked Dementia is serious and can affect a lot of "men" at your age

It's so funny you spend time talking about my mental health when I call you out for not ever having hurt a single thing in your life. You ran away from bees on your apartment balcony, yet we're supposed to believe you have the balls to face down a rat, let alone 10,000? Please sit down while the rest of us finish this important discussion.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 14:29

But we'll go with Dadd's average size- we're talking two and a half tons of rats.

What I found said average size was 8-12 oz.

That's a lot of rat mass.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 14:35

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:29 Man, you really can't use your brain can you? Dude I'm actually legitimately worried about your mental health You really need to go to the doctor and get checked Dementia is serious and can affect a lot of "men" at your age It's so funny you spend time talking about my mental health when I call you out for not ever having hurt a single thing in your life. You ran away from bees on your apartment balcony, yet we're supposed to believe you have the balls to face down a rat, let alone 10,000? Please sit down while the rest of us finish this important discussion.

I'm worried about you man!! I feel bad that your wife has to deal with a beta cuck and now someone that may not be all there upstairs...yikes.
And that's all you got bro?? LOL
You realize bees fly...and are much harder to kill. where as rats don't....see this is why I worry about you. Please get checked old man

this is why we can't have nice things

Igor @ 13/3/2018 14:40

I'm worried about you man!! I feel bad that your wife has to deal with a beta cuck and now someone that may not be all there upstairs...yikes. And that's all you got bro?? LOL You realize bees fly...and are much harder to kill. where as rats don't....see this is why I worry about you. Please get checked old man

"I'm coming for you, Igor!"

Curtis @ 13/3/2018 12:21

I'm definitely voting rats but torn on my second choice. I sorta wanna surround myself with 5 gorillas just cuz

It's cuz you love me.

-Igor lives in Grain Country, so he has likely seen some big assed field rats.
-YOu know what Alpha males don't do? They don't run around trying to convince everyone they are tough.
-Vlady could kick Igor's ass. I guarantee it.
-This whole thing isn't even a debate. The rats win.