Or that they're the size of small cats?

Way to try to cheat Vlady.

In that case, my fifteen wolves, are really prehistoric era sabertooth direwolves, that are ill-tempered, with laser beams on their heads.

bam, they just sliced up your 10K rats.

I win.

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 12:52

Wait! Why is Vlady assuming the rats are angry? I was picturing Ratatouille ...

Because the basis of the whole thing is that they are defending you and everything else is attacking you. Given what we know of animals, the whole concept is fake, since most of that shit would run off just at the sight of a human when possible (except for rats, because those little bastards are mean motherfuckers).

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 12:54

Or that they're the size of small cats? Way to try to cheat Vlady. In that case, my fifteen wolves, are really prehistoric era sabertooth direwolves, that are ill-tempered, with laser beams on their heads. bam, they just sliced up your 10K rats. I win.

Still not gonna work- 10,000 fucking rats. Again, we're talking about even regular rats packed in as tight as you can get them covers a 200 square meter area. Anythign in that zone is gonna get covered in rats, even with laser beams.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:48

Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:46 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 10:24 Igor @ 12/3/2018 20:24 This site is full of fucking betas I'm, just waiting to watch you wade into 10,000 rats attacking you. Mr. Alpha would shit his pants so much and cry for his mama as thousands of rats crawled over him and bit him. You're once again talking out of your ass, you're such a pussy man Rats are not that scary, it's be pretty easy to kill a shit ton of them if not a majority The dementia really hit you hard huh? You've never even faced one city rat. You're imagining Fieval Mouskevitz and thinking you are gonna go singing Disney songs with a mouse. Meanwhile, a Norway rat that chews through fucking concrete is gonna be there with 9,999 of his closest relatives making a nest in your stomach cavity.

I think you are assuming things. Not everyone here is as weak or as big of a pansy as you. Like I said all you need is a weapon and not to be a fucking beta

Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:56

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:48 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:46 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 10:24 Igor @ 12/3/2018 20:24 This site is full of fucking betas I'm, just waiting to watch you wade into 10,000 rats attacking you. Mr. Alpha would shit his pants so much and cry for his mama as thousands of rats crawled over him and bit him. You're once again talking out of your ass, you're such a pussy man Rats are not that scary, it's be pretty easy to kill a shit ton of them if not a majority The dementia really hit you hard huh? You've never even faced one city rat. You're imagining Fieval Mouskevitz and thinking you are gonna go singing Disney songs with a mouse. Meanwhile, a Norway rat that chews through fucking concrete is gonna be there with 9,999 of his closest relatives making a nest in your stomach cavity. I think you are assuming things. Not everyone here is as weak or as big of a pansy as you. Like I said all you need is a weapon and not to be a fucking beta

I've seen your picture. You are gonna run like a little bitch from 1 rat.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:56

Dadd @ 13/3/2018 12:54 Or that they're the size of small cats? Way to try to cheat Vlady. In that case, my fifteen wolves, are really prehistoric era sabertooth direwolves, that are ill-tempered, with laser beams on their heads. bam, they just sliced up your 10K rats. I win. Still not gonna work- 10,000 fucking rats. Again, we're talking about even regular rats packed in as tight as you can get them covers a 200 square meter area. Anythign in that zone is gonna get covered in rats, even with laser beams.

Sure it is. Laser beams, open field, score of dead rats.

Not you're just being silly.




Not at all like the rest of this thread

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:57

Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:56 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:48 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:46 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 10:24 Igor @ 12/3/2018 20:24 This site is full of fucking betas I'm, just waiting to watch you wade into 10,000 rats attacking you. Mr. Alpha would shit his pants so much and cry for his mama as thousands of rats crawled over him and bit him. You're once again talking out of your ass, you're such a pussy man Rats are not that scary, it's be pretty easy to kill a shit ton of them if not a majority The dementia really hit you hard huh? You've never even faced one city rat. You're imagining Fieval Mouskevitz and thinking you are gonna go singing Disney songs with a mouse. Meanwhile, a Norway rat that chews through fucking concrete is gonna be there with 9,999 of his closest relatives making a nest in your stomach cavity. I think you are assuming things. Not everyone here is as weak or as big of a pansy as you. Like I said all you need is a weapon and not to be a fucking beta I've seen your picture. You are gonna run like a little bitch from 1 rat.

I would bet that I could easily kill at least half of the rats, I ain't no vlady
Does ur wife wear the pants in the relationship?
I feel sorry for her that she's married to such a beta cuck

The otehr half would peck your face off and kill you. Good point Igor.


Would anyone else buy the pay per view event of Igor vs 10k rats?

Rats don't peck idiot

Gimme the Hawks and the Hunter. The hawks will eat the shit out of the rats, and have all sorts of meat to eat from when the hunter shots and kills all the rest of the animals.

Igor @ 13/3/2018 13:07

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:57 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:56 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:48 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:46 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 10:24 Igor @ 12/3/2018 20:24 This site is full of fucking betas I'm, just waiting to watch you wade into 10,000 rats attacking you. Mr. Alpha would shit his pants so much and cry for his mama as thousands of rats crawled over him and bit him. You're once again talking out of your ass, you're such a pussy man Rats are not that scary, it's be pretty easy to kill a shit ton of them if not a majority The dementia really hit you hard huh? You've never even faced one city rat. You're imagining Fieval Mouskevitz and thinking you are gonna go singing Disney songs with a mouse. Meanwhile, a Norway rat that chews through fucking concrete is gonna be there with 9,999 of his closest relatives making a nest in your stomach cavity. I think you are assuming things. Not everyone here is as weak or as big of a pansy as you. Like I said all you need is a weapon and not to be a fucking beta I've seen your picture. You are gonna run like a little bitch from 1 rat. I would bet that I could easily kill at least half of the rats, I ain't no vlady Does ur wife wear the pants in the relationship? I feel sorry for her that she's married to such a beta cuck

Since you were educated in Indiana and thus metric is probably not your strongpoint, 200 square meters of rats is over 2100 square feet of rats. That's like a line of rats 21 feet deep and 100 feet long. Please tell me how you are going to "easily kill half" with your baseball bat. While you are singing at a couple of them, the rest are swarming over you and tearing you to shreds, Mr. Alpha Male.

Plus we all know that you are gonna scream like a little bitch because of one rat coming at you.

Ben @ 13/3/2018 13:15

Gimme the Hawks and the Hunter. The hawks will eat the shit out of the rats, and have all sorts of meat to eat from when the hunter shots and kills all the rest of the animals.

Haweks are getting dragged down as soon as the swoop. It's 10,000 rats.

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 13:16

Igor @ 13/3/2018 13:07 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:57 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:56 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 12:48 Igor @ 13/3/2018 12:46 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 10:24 Igor @ 12/3/2018 20:24 This site is full of fucking betas I'm, just waiting to watch you wade into 10,000 rats attacking you. Mr. Alpha would shit his pants so much and cry for his mama as thousands of rats crawled over him and bit him. You're once again talking out of your ass, you're such a pussy man Rats are not that scary, it's be pretty easy to kill a shit ton of them if not a majority The dementia really hit you hard huh? You've never even faced one city rat. You're imagining Fieval Mouskevitz and thinking you are gonna go singing Disney songs with a mouse. Meanwhile, a Norway rat that chews through fucking concrete is gonna be there with 9,999 of his closest relatives making a nest in your stomach cavity. I think you are assuming things. Not everyone here is as weak or as big of a pansy as you. Like I said all you need is a weapon and not to be a fucking beta I've seen your picture. You are gonna run like a little bitch from 1 rat. I would bet that I could easily kill at least half of the rats, I ain't no vlady Does ur wife wear the pants in the relationship? I feel sorry for her that she's married to such a beta cuck Since you were educated in Indiana and thus metric is probably not your strongpoint, 200 square meters of rats is over 2100 square feet of rats. That's like a line of rats 21 feet deep and 100 feet long. Please tell me how you are going to "easily kill half" with your baseball bat. While you are singing at a couple of them, the rest are swarming over you and tearing you to shreds, Mr. Alpha Male. Plus we all know that you are gonna scream like a little bitch because of one rat coming at you.

Holy shit are you actually retarded? Like I'll actually feel bad if I'm arguing with a real mental defective...

You just assume they'll get in a line/swarm . Like some super organized army LOL. Bro like I fucking said, give me that bat from it's always sunny and I'll fucking clobber some rats. It's all about strategy and technique. Two things you will never understand or know about

I'm definitely voting rats but torn on my second choice. I sorta wanna surround myself with 5 gorillas just cuz

Rats and hawks final answer