If Elizabeth would've been a father instead of a mother, he would've probably looked way worse.

Curtis stole this from a Taylor swift song

Dadd @ 15/3/2018 14:40

Tattooed Tooth @ 15/3/2018 14:31 Maybe Gregory should be the worst one because he didn't even try to go see Abigail instead. JINX

Christian @ 14/3/2018 16:42

Gregory was understandably upset, but maybe he should have cooled down and then talked about it with her. But he didn't really do anything wrong, aside from not understanding her plight, or trying to cross the river himself.

THREE WAY JINX THEN

Lets swap things!


Once upon a time there was a man named Gregory who was in love with a woman named Abigail. Abigail lived on the shore of a river. The river, which separated the two lovers, was teeming with woman-eating alligators. Gregory wanted to cross the river to be with Abigail . Unfortunately, the bridge had been washed out. So he went to ask Elizabeth, a riverboat captain, to take him across. She said she would be glad to if he would consent to sleep with her preceding the voyage. He promptly refused and went to his father Sinbad to explain his plight. Sinbad did not want to be involved in his son's situation at all in the situation and turned him away.

Gregory felt his only alternative was to accept Elizabeth's terms. After he slept with her, Elizabeth fulfilled her promise to Gregory and delivered him into the arms of Abigail.

When he told Abigail that he had to sleep with Elizabeth in order to cross the river and be with her, Abigail cast him aside with disdain. Heartsick and dejected, Gregory turned to Abigail's friend Jane with his tale of woe. Jane, feeling compassion for Gregory, sought out Abigail and beat her brutally. Gregory was overjoyed at the sight of Abigail getting her due. As the sun set on the horizon, Gregory laughed at Abigail as he and Jane ran off together to form a new relationship.

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Genders swapped. Read it again as a refresher and to see how things change. Does your order change at all? What feels more wrong or less wrong? DISCUSS

Christian @ 15/3/2018 12:17

Primate @ 15/3/2018 10:51 Christian @ 15/3/2018 9:44 Primate @ 15/3/2018 10:22 How could anyone not list the rapist as the worst one? is he a rapist? He asked for sex in return for getting her across the river. He didn't force her. And he held up his part of the bargain. Was it gross? Sure. But she made the choice. Coercion is rape. He didn't force or threaten her though. He named his price. She refused, left and later went back to take the deal, to get what she wanted.

He's the only game in town. It's coercion.

Just because Lizzy didn't care about this issue doesn't make her uncaring.

I wouldn't help my daughter take a risky journey to meet up with a BF she was obviously wrapped up in in an unhealthy way. The BF also proved to be an insecure shitbag, which I assume Liz already knew.

Curtis @ 15/3/2018 18:20

Lets swap things! Once upon a time there was a man named Gregory who was in love with a woman named Abigail. Abigail lived on the shore of a river. The river, which separated the two lovers, was teeming with woman-eating alligators. Gregory wanted to cross the river to be with Abigail . Unfortunately, the bridge had been washed out. So he went to ask Elizabeth, a riverboat captain, to take him across. She said she would be glad to if he would consent to sleep with her preceding the voyage. He promptly refused and went to his father Sinbad to explain his plight. Sinbad did not want to be involved in his son's situation at all in the situation and turned him away. Gregory felt his only alternative was to accept Elizabeth's terms. After he slept with her, Elizabeth fulfilled her promise to Gregory and delivered him into the arms of Abigail. When he told Abigail that he had to sleep with Elizabeth in order to cross the river and be with her, Abigail cast him aside with disdain. Heartsick and dejected, Gregory turned to Abigail's friend Jane with his tale of woe. Jane, feeling compassion for Gregory, sought out Abigail and beat her brutally. Gregory was overjoyed at the sight of Abigail getting her due. As the sun set on the horizon, Gregory laughed at Abigail as he and Jane ran off together to form a new relationship. ---------------------- Genders swapped. Read it again as a refresher and to see how things change. Does your order change at all? What feels more wrong or less wrong? DISCUSS

Try this in after 1 year when people won't remember their answers and discuss with less pretensions to treat everything the same.

Also, lol @ woman-eating alligators! Greg could swim safely then. :P

Curtis @ 15/3/2018 16:20

Lets swap things! Once upon a time there was a man named Gregory who was in love with a woman named Abigail. Abigail lived on the shore of a river. The river, which separated the two lovers, was teeming with woman-eating alligators. Gregory wanted to cross the river to be with Abigail . Unfortunately, the bridge had been washed out. So he went to ask Elizabeth, a riverboat captain, to take him across. She said she would be glad to if he would consent to sleep with her preceding the voyage. He promptly refused and went to his father Sinbad to explain his plight. Sinbad did not want to be involved in his son's situation at all in the situation and turned him away. Gregory felt his only alternative was to accept Elizabeth's terms. After he slept with her, Elizabeth fulfilled her promise to Gregory and delivered him into the arms of Abigail. When he told Abigail that he had to sleep with Elizabeth in order to cross the river and be with her, Abigail cast him aside with disdain. Heartsick and dejected, Gregory turned to Abigail's friend Jane with his tale of woe. Jane, feeling compassion for Gregory, sought out Abigail and beat her brutally. Gregory was overjoyed at the sight of Abigail getting her due. As the sun set on the horizon, Gregory laughed at Abigail as he and Jane ran off together to form a new relationship. ---------------------- Genders swapped. Read it again as a refresher and to see how things change. Does your order change at all? What feels more wrong or less wrong? DISCUSS

Worst

1. Abigail - Her man has gone through thick and thin just to come and see her , and the first thing she does is chastise him for something as silly as sleeping with a riverboat captain? What a bitch, as if. So much for romantic gestures, fuck sake. Typical MODERN woman.

2. Elizabeth - Man, where were all these horny female riverboat captains when I was a kid, heh heh? Sexy.

3. Sinbad - Like any good father, he is letting his son figure things out for himself and offering no advice.

4. Jane - Jane knows that Gregory has been treat harshly by Abigail, and she was right to beat up her ungrateful friend.

5. Gregory - Clearly the hero of the story.

Greg is a pimp yo

Curtis @ 15/3/2018 16:20

Lets swap things! Once upon a time there was a man named Gregory who was in love with a woman named Abigail. Abigail lived on the shore of a river. The river, which separated the two lovers, was teeming with woman-eating alligators. Gregory wanted to cross the river to be with Abigail . Unfortunately, the bridge had been washed out. So he went to ask Elizabeth, a riverboat captain, to take him across. She said she would be glad to if he would consent to sleep with her preceding the voyage. He promptly refused and went to his father Sinbad to explain his plight. Sinbad did not want to be involved in his son's situation at all in the situation and turned him away. Gregory felt his only alternative was to accept Elizabeth's terms. After he slept with her, Elizabeth fulfilled her promise to Gregory and delivered him into the arms of Abigail. When he told Abigail that he had to sleep with Elizabeth in order to cross the river and be with her, Abigail cast him aside with disdain. Heartsick and dejected, Gregory turned to Abigail's friend Jane with his tale of woe. Jane, feeling compassion for Gregory, sought out Abigail and beat her brutally. Gregory was overjoyed at the sight of Abigail getting her due. As the sun set on the horizon, Gregory laughed at Abigail as he and Jane ran off together to form a new relationship. ---------------------- Genders swapped. Read it again as a refresher and to see how things change. Does your order change at all? What feels more wrong or less wrong? DISCUSS

Gregory is an idiot, because he could just swim. This also means, he just wanted an excuse to have sex with Elizabeth, so Abigail is better off without him anyways.

I feel like my rankings would stay the same with the genders reversed. I also laughed at the woman-eating alligators. :P

This is easy. From worst to least worst:

1. Sinbad- totally taking advantage of his position of power. Doesn’t he know this gets you put on national blast and fired these days. It’s not 1950 Sinbad, you need to wake up.
2. Abigail - look, I get that you were missin your man, then come on now, you can’t go sleeping with riverboat Ron and expect Gregory to be cool with it. Conversely, Abigail could be seen as the heroine here. I mean, maybe she just likes the dick? In this story she had all the dicks.
3. John - bros before hoes you filthy animal. Enjoy your sloppy thirds you desperate fool.
4. Elizabeth - I mean seriously, what mom wants to hear about their little girl whine about having to take one dick just so she can go get the dick she wants? That’s not what moms are for. Take that shit to your friends, Abigail.
5. Gregory - the man got cheated on, and then beat up for it. You need to pick better company Gregory.

1. Gregory (decision skill isn't the best)

2. Jane (way too loyal and way too punchy punchy)

3. Elizabeth (nothing wrong here, unless she tried to tear them apart)

4. Sinbad (could have helped more with advice maybe but seems to stay out of it)

5. Abigail (rightfully upset)

Jane is not too loyal if she beat up her friend Abigail.