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foresnaffle
2017
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| Post #61: 20th Sep 2017 4:12 PM | |
the intent™ is a two-handed one hand -vs- one-handed two hands |
#banforesnaffle2017 |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #62: 20th Sep 2017 4:14 PM | |
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the intent™ is a two-handed one hand -vs- one-handed two hands |
I could just kiss you.
Oh wait, we're already doing that in the other thread.
| How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #63: 20th Sep 2017 4:14 PM | |
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I always use two hands to jerk off with anyways
2 HANDS IT IS |
But you have to get lotion out of the bottle by pressing down the nozzle thing with both hands. |
ONLY PUSSIES USE LOTION | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #64: 20th Sep 2017 4:20 PM | |
The ladies like it when it is soft and smooth. | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #65: 20th Sep 2017 4:44 PM | |
I wouldn't know ( ._.) | |
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vladykins
#1 GOAT
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| Post #66: 20th Sep 2017 4:56 PM | |
I assume the dudes like it too. | How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat? |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #67: 20th Sep 2017 5:16 PM | |
I tried getting keys from my pocket with both hands, it's impossible. | |
http://i.imgur.com/1upHc7K.png |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #68: 20th Sep 2017 5:18 PM | |
Are you using two hands to eat if you are using a fork and a knife or is that using two hands for two separate things? | |
http://i.imgur.com/1upHc7K.png |
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dr
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| Post #69: 20th Sep 2017 5:27 PM | |
ione hand as long as i can alternate between hands depending on the task | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #70: 20th Sep 2017 5:33 PM | |
Showering would be so hard. Have you ever tried to use body wash/soap getting to all the places you need to with one hand? | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #71: 20th Sep 2017 5:43 PM | |
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ione hand as long as i can alternate between hands depending on the task |
You can | |
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kden
Town Drunk
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| Post #72: 20th Sep 2017 5:58 PM | |
Here we go
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Boc
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| Post #73: 20th Sep 2017 6:24 PM | |
Two hands, cuz I figured you'd be able to do anything you can with one hand + more. Though I didn't think of the pockets dilemma | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #74: 20th Sep 2017 6:27 PM | |
Brushing your teeth is also awful
Wiping is the funniest example by far | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #75: 20th Sep 2017 10:02 PM | |
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Brushing your teeth is also awful
Wiping is the funniest example by far |
Video of you brushing your teeth tonight! Go!
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