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Poll of the Day #85; one or both hands
 Poll Question: Which would you rather?
Only one hand
 
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Always both hands
 
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Post #46: 20th Sep 2017 3:17 PM 
A future BBPE task will have people record themselves doing strange things using two hands
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Post #47: 20th Sep 2017 3:18 PM 
I realized I cannot hold my phone with two hands to record myself doing things with two hands.
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Post #48: 20th Sep 2017 3:25 PM 
vladykins @ 20/9/2017 16:18
I realized I cannot hold my phone with two hands to record myself doing things with two hands.


I had to set the timer to take a pic of me eating my chip, but then it was ugly and it wasn't worth it, so I deleted it and made a video instead
 
   
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Post #49: 20th Sep 2017 3:36 PM 
I interpreted the question as using one hand to do anything, which would free up the other hand to do another anything, and never being able to use them both at the same for the same task/chore. That's why I'm the only loser who voted for one hand. :P
 
   
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Post #50: 20th Sep 2017 3:39 PM 
Christian @ 20/9/2017 15:36
I interpreted the question as using one hand to do anything, which would free up the other hand to do another anything, and never being able to use them both at the same for the same task/chore. That's why I'm the only loser who voted for one hand. :P


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Post #51: 20th Sep 2017 3:43 PM 
If I were to pick B, I'd never be able to play water polo again...

BUT I think the convenience of using two hands for everything else outweighs that inconvenience.
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Post #52: 20th Sep 2017 3:51 PM 
Also climbing things would be very difficult. Can you imagine rock climbing having to use both hands for to grab each hand hold?
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Post #53: 20th Sep 2017 3:57 PM 
List of things that using two hands would be terrible for:

Playing ping pong
Dribbling a basketball
Being a quarterback
Using scissors
Using a knife to cut pretty much anything/spreading butter
Reaching into your pocket to grab items
Tying your show (unless you can have one lace in either hand)
Using a tv controller
Using a computer mouse
Vacuuming
Writing with pen/pencil
Changing your pencil lead
Playing a card game (placing down a card would be awkward)
Throwing just about any object
Punching things/people
Slapping things/people/asses
Hand jobs
Changing a light bulb
Wiping yo butt

There are probably a million other things that would at least become annoying or force you to rework how you do them in order to be effective
 
   
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Post #54: 20th Sep 2017 3:58 PM 
Probably easier than using one hand and trying to stay on the wall without holding on at all.
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Post #55: 20th Sep 2017 3:58 PM 
I get the argument that you could do one thing with one hand and another thing with your other hand, but then I could just say I'm going to use a computer mouse while waving my other hand around and that qualifies as two hands

I think it's two hands doing the same thing
 
   
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Post #56: 20th Sep 2017 4:01 PM 
Nah, I mean if I'm going to go from no hands holding on the side of a mountain to holding onto the mountain, I'd want two on the same handhold rather than one.
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Post #57: 20th Sep 2017 4:03 PM 
Maddie @ 20/9/2017 16:51
Also climbing things would be very difficult. Can you imagine rock climbing having to use both hands for to grab each hand hold?


Then you wouldn't go rock climbing.
 
   
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Post #58: 20th Sep 2017 4:03 PM 
vladykins @ 20/9/2017 17:01
Nah, I mean if I'm going to go from no hands holding on the side of a mountain to holding onto the mountain, I'd want two on the same handhold rather than one.


Oh, I hadn't seen your post. Wasn't responding directly to you, more the people who said they didn't think two hands meant two hands doing the same thing

I think Curtis did the 2 hand soap thing correctly and it really put things into perspective for me
 
   
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Post #59: 20th Sep 2017 4:05 PM 
I always use two hands to jerk off with anyways

2 HANDS IT IS
 
   
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Post #60: 20th Sep 2017 4:07 PM 
Chris25 @ 20/9/2017 16:05
I always use two hands to jerk off with anyways

2 HANDS IT IS


But you have to get lotion out of the bottle by pressing down the nozzle thing with both hands.
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