Vance @ 12/3/2018 18:51

Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:48 The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you They're actively defending you. Hawks would be bombing the rest of these big dummies from the sky, plucking their eyes out and shitting into the gouged sockets.

If you think these stupid hawks can actually do anything to these huge predators you're a fucking idiot
They'd just charge you before the hawks would even be able to do anything, lions/wolves are pretty fucking fast

Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03

Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time?

Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon
I'd crush 'em

Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:22

Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03 Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time? Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon I'd crush 'em

Igor @ 12/3/2018 19:22

Vance @ 12/3/2018 18:51 Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:48 The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you They're actively defending you. Hawks would be bombing the rest of these big dummies from the sky, plucking their eyes out and shitting into the gouged sockets. If you think these stupid hawks can actually do anything to these huge predators you're a fucking idiot They'd just charge you before the hawks would even be able to do anything, lions/wolves are pretty fucking fast

No Igor, you are the fucking idiot. That is my rebuttal.

Igor - how many hawks do you think you could beat up at one time?

If we're gonna talk about speed, a hawk can dive on you at like 120 mph.

That's like four times faster than a wolf runs. And a little over double the speed of a lion running.

There are enough hawks for there to be 1 hawk dedicated against every group of animals on the list (except for the rats obviously.)

Add in the rats eating them from the ground up while they've got a hawk in their face and gg ez.

Rats and hawks for me too. The sheer number of rats make them indefensible, so if they aren't on your side, you are done. Thee hawks are lightning fast and smart, your entire force is quick, mobile, can defend from every angle, and are mobile in ways and places that none of the others are.

Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:28

Igor @ 12/3/2018 19:22 Vance @ 12/3/2018 18:51 Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:48 The rats and hawks would be running around while the bears/wolves/lions fucking maul you They're actively defending you. Hawks would be bombing the rest of these big dummies from the sky, plucking their eyes out and shitting into the gouged sockets. If you think these stupid hawks can actually do anything to these huge predators you're a fucking idiot They'd just charge you before the hawks would even be able to do anything, lions/wolves are pretty fucking fast No Igor, you are the fucking idiot. That is my rebuttal.

You sir are a mental defective, you have no idea how animals work

Igor @ 12/3/2018 17:22

Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03 Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time? Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon I'd crush 'em

You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs.
They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs.

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 19:57

Igor @ 12/3/2018 17:22 Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03 Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time? Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon I'd crush 'em You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs. They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs.

Nah, that's some fucking beta shit
Gimme a weapon like Charlie has in Sunny and I'd make them my bitches

"you have no idea how animals work" is now Igor's all time dumbest insult

Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:03

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 19:57 Igor @ 12/3/2018 17:22 Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03 Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time? Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon I'd crush 'em You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs. They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs. Nah, that's some fucking beta shit Gimme a weapon like Charlie has in Sunny and I'd make them my bitches

You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing of Charlie's weapon in Sunny, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs.

You manage to shout through the pain these two words: "FUCKING CUCKS".

They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs.

A+++ Merc please write more Igor death fan fiction.

Igor Irwin please teach me about animals, I can't live this ignorant existence any longer.

Mercator @ 12/3/2018 20:18

Igor @ 12/3/2018 18:03 Mercator @ 12/3/2018 19:57 Igor @ 12/3/2018 17:22 Vance @ 12/3/2018 19:03 Igor - how many rats do you think you could beat up at one time? Probably thousands if I had a stick or some weapon I'd crush 'em You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs. They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs. Nah, that's some fucking beta shit Gimme a weapon like Charlie has in Sunny and I'd make them my bitches You manage to hit a few rats with your first swing of Charlie's weapon in Sunny, when you go for the second one, there are already 100+ rats all over you, biting through your flesh like butter, the pain is excruciating, but it is not the pain that makes you fall, it's the fact that your muscles are no longer connected to your bones in your legs. You manage to shout through the pain these two words: "FUCKING CUCKS". They now cover your entire body, biting you where they can, the last sound you hear before you die is the sound of them chomping up the bones of your legs.

You're a fucking idiot
I'd whack at least 200 if not more, it's not like I wouldn't be able to move
You all are thinking you are standing in place but no
I would outmaneuver them and be aggro with my weapon

This site is full of fucking betas