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Poll of the Day #85; one or both hands
 Poll Question: Which would you rather?
Only one hand
 
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Always both hands
 
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Post #16: 20th Sep 2017 11:31 AM 
someone who isn't me try texting with two hands while driving
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Post #17: 20th Sep 2017 11:37 AM 
Curtis @ 20/9/2017 10:31
someone who isn't me try texting with two hands while driving


I've done it before. Use your knee on the wheel - works like a charm.

Don't do it though.
 
   
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Post #18: 20th Sep 2017 11:44 AM 
Curtis @ 20/9/2017 11:58
Let's all spend 10 minutes of our day only using two hands and report back the dumbest thing we had to do. So far mine was try to use a non-automatic soap dispenser and catch it into my hand


Dumbest and hardest thing without a doubt is wiping my ass.
 
   
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Post #19: 20th Sep 2017 11:45 AM 
Honestly using my laptop with both hands for a while made me feel stupid. I realize I always fiddle with my ring on my left hand when I'm not typing so having it just rest on my keyboard was too much.
 
   
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Post #20: 20th Sep 2017 11:46 AM 
I retract that statement because I went to itch my ear and tried to use both hands and it was not fun.
 
   
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Post #21: 20th Sep 2017 12:00 PM 
Curtis @ 20/9/2017 10:58
Let's all spend 10 minutes of our day only using two hands and report back the dumbest thing we had to do. So far mine was try to use a non-automatic soap dispenser and catch it into my hand


You could have used the soap dispenser the normal way. The way you did it was basically as if you had one hand. You could have used one hand to press the soap and the other to catch it. So long as you are using both is the way I took the question. If you look at it the way you're thinking, you're basically using two hands as one. It's like how using a computer, both hands would have to hit every single key if they did the same thing.


I voted 2 hands obv
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Post #22: 20th Sep 2017 12:08 PM 
No way, you said yourself you're using one hand to press the button. Can't be done, you have to use two hands to press it. Keyboard is fine because you're using two hands to use the keyboard
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Post #23: 20th Sep 2017 12:16 PM 
okay, curtis and shadow settle down pls
 
 
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Post #24: 20th Sep 2017 12:40 PM 
Shadow I will fuck you up with only one hand
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Post #25: 20th Sep 2017 12:43 PM 
scrolling on my mac is not an easy thing to do with two hands. also like brushing your teeth?.

how would people paint their own nails?
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Post #26: 20th Sep 2017 12:46 PM 
Curtis @ 20/9/2017 12:08
No way, you said yourself you're using one hand to press the button. Can't be done, you have to use two hands to press it. Keyboard is fine because you're using two hands to use the keyboard


you're literally using two hands as if they were one tho. the way you're doing it with that SOAP is the same way you'd be doing it if you only had one hand. how does that make any sense? you will NEVER AGREE
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Post #27: 20th Sep 2017 12:48 PM 
LIKE i DON'T SEE WHY PRESSING THE BUTTON FOR SOAP MUST USE BOTH HANDS BUT PRESSING THE BUTTON FOR THE LETTER 'A' ON A KEYBOARD ONLY REQUIRES ONE HAND AND THE OTHER CAN DO WHAT EVER THE FUCKKKK IT WANTS!!!

oops caps but you know what im not gonna redo it
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Post #28: 20th Sep 2017 12:49 PM 
next person who posts is a l0s3r
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Post #29: 20th Sep 2017 1:03 PM 
Easy always both, too many things you'd be fucked and unable to do if you always used 1 hand. Sure, some things would be a little awkward and there still may be some things you couldn't do, but I feel like it would be less than the things you wouldn't be able to do with 1 hand
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Post #30: 20th Sep 2017 1:05 PM 
Stfu shadow
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