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 Poll Question: Vote for the WORST Take
Vlady’s Alien Take
 
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KC’s Pizza Topping Take
 
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Post #16: 10th Dec 2020 12:33 PM 
Christian @ 10/12/2020 12:31
What if you go to to a party and they were serving pizza, but the hosts only ordered pizza with some topping on it that you don't enjoy at all, like pineapple or something. Then you'd either have to pick them off or eat around them, or just eat the whole pizza and hate it. How inconvenient is that?

Now what if you got to that same party and they were serving cheese pizza, but the hosts also had other toppings beside the pizza, like hot peppers, or something like that, that you could add to it. lol Isn't that convenient? But also, isn't it inconvenient that you'd have to add your own toppings??

Now what if at this party, they're serving your very favourite pizza with all your favourite toppings and you go to take your first bite, and the toppings all fall off? Oh my goodness, how inconvenient! So you either pick them up and slop them back on, and try again (spoiler alert: they're just gonna fall off again) or you eat them separately on their own. And then it's just an old reliable cheese pizza after all, unless the cheese has also fallen off, but that would be the fault of the other toppings. :P



It's also an inconvenience going to a party and having to check every single pizza box only to find out it's depressing the food sucks. Is there beer? If not I'm fucking leaving.
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Post #17: 10th Dec 2020 12:33 PM 
Christian @ 10/12/2020 10:31
What if you go to to a party and they were serving pizza, but the hosts only ordered pizza with some topping on it that you don't enjoy at all, like pineapple or something. Then you'd either have to pick them off or eat around them, or just eat the whole pizza and hate it. How inconvenient is that?

Now what if you got to that same party and they were serving cheese pizza, but the hosts also had other toppings beside the pizza, like hot peppers, or something like that, that you could add to it. lol Isn't that convenient? But also, isn't it inconvenient that you'd have to add your own toppings??

Now what if at this party, they're serving your very favourite pizza with all your favourite toppings and you go to take your first bite, and the toppings all fall off? Oh my goodness, how inconvenient! So you either pick them up and slop them back on, and try again (spoiler alert: they're just gonna fall off again) or you eat them separately on their own. And then it's just an old reliable cheese pizza after all, unless the cheese has also fallen off, but that would be the fault of the other toppings. :P


You go to some crappy parties.
 
   
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Post #18: 10th Dec 2020 12:34 PM 
If you are that big of a pizza snob, then just bring your own.
 
   
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Post #19: 10th Dec 2020 2:39 PM 
I like toppings on pizza but I don't think it needs them. I'm not going to whine and cry like a bitch if someone offers me a slice of cheese pizza.

Alien is a horror movie.
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Post #20: 10th Dec 2020 5:14 PM 
Zersch @ 10/12/2020 14:39
I like toppings on pizza but I don't think it needs them. I'm not going to whine and cry like a bitch if someone offers me a slice of cheese pizza.

Alien is a horror movie.


I mean in equal measure I wouldn't say is that a topping what are you doing I can't balance that on the slice are you mad?
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Post #21: 10th Dec 2020 5:17 PM 
I never said or implied otherwise.
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Post #22: 10th Dec 2020 5:20 PM 
Zersch @ 10/12/2020 17:17
I never said or implied otherwise.


Well the take in question is that toppings are in some way annoying. Not that cheese is a viable option.
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Post #23: 10th Dec 2020 5:34 PM 
Yeah he just likes cheese pizza, that's okay imo.

Alien is horror.
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Post #24: 10th Dec 2020 5:40 PM 
My point is that there's nothing wrong with what KC said. :P
It's just a take, neither good nor bad.
 
   
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Post #25: 10th Dec 2020 6:16 PM 
Christian @ 10/12/2020 18:40
My point is that there's nothing wrong with what KC said. :P
It's just a take, neither good nor bad.



Says the skinny guy.
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Post #26: 10th Dec 2020 7:00 PM 
oh, thank you.
 
   
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Post #27: 10th Dec 2020 7:13 PM 
Genre takes are the blandest of the bland. I've seen enough IMDb message board arguments to not care anymore, unless you're trying to convince me Alien is a buddy comedy or something.
 
   
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Post #28: 10th Dec 2020 7:27 PM 
Cool Lego Guy @ 10/12/2020 19:13
Genre takes are the blandest of the bland. I've seen enough IMDb message board arguments to not care anymore, unless you're trying to convince me Alien is a buddy comedy or something.


Funny you should mention that, because in the same thread Vlady tried to say Jaws isn't horror and is more of a Buddy Cop movie if anything
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Post #29: 10th Dec 2020 7:27 PM 
Also food takes are far more bland ez
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Post #30: 11th Dec 2020 9:10 AM 
Christian @ 10/12/2020 17:40
My point is that there's nothing wrong with what KC said. :P
It's just a take, neither good nor bad.


Canadians have no right to opine on pizza. You guys have a prominent pizza chain dedicated to the city of Boston for fuck's sake. Boston?!?
 
   
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