so per Zersch's idea I went ahead and put this to the test. I started with the consensus picks: 10000 Rats + 50 Hawks vs. the rest. As this was a highly scientific simulation, I should point out the small liberties I had to take due to some animals not being available:

- No bulls so they were swapped out for water buffaloes. p much the same thing
- The hunter was swapped for a crossbowman
- The regular human was swapped for a maceman, the weakest human available
- No rats or hawks so I swapped them out for their closest equivalents:
-- The 50 hawks were swapped for 25 compsognathuses (the smallest terrestrial dinosaurs, coming in at 1 foot tall)
-- The 10000 rats were swapped for 700 seagulls (which are basically rats with wings), i.e. 7% of the rat count


THE RESULTS:

also, Igor and his rat bashing stick vs 50 seagulls:

Guys, actually that's an eagle.

The golden eagle (Aquila chrysaetos).

omg Boc I bought the game earlier with the intention of carrying out that same test!

It was supposed to be rats idiot

It's a shame there are no rats in the game.

But seagulls are close enough, and they are probably weaker to be fair.

Igor vs mouse

Igor son you got FUCKED up.

I came in here to see Igor saying he could take out over 3,000 rats with a baseball bat and I'm laughing.

That was pretty cool ... I'm a believer now.

Give me the seagulls and the tiny dinos!

I've seen a SINGLE rat get kicked against the side of a moving subway car and bounce back like nothing happened.

There ain't NO WAY a baseball is going to take over even 100 before the other 9,900 take you down.

Hey where did the bat come from I didn't see that option.

Igor @ 13/3/2018 16:33

vladykins @ 13/3/2018 16:32 Igor @ 13/3/2018 16:23 vladykins @ 13/3/2018 16:07 Igor @ 13/3/2018 16:05 Would you take it up the butt to survive vlady? U can admit it here, we ain't judge. This is LGBT positive community. I've never claimed I would rule the roost. You clearly don't understand social politics and the shit that goes on behind the scenes. You'd get rekt in Survivor homie You can't even remember your own conversations. It looks like only one of us may have issues with dementia. Man you're clearly retarded. So I see you're essentially admitting you'd take it up the butt to survive Remember when I told you Michael Jackson was a pedophile and you cried and cried? Good times. I think you're projecting something...I mean accusing innocent men of being pedophiles is shitty. I think I know now why you did, did your father touch you when you were a boy?

You know, you used to be fairly mellow and cool, but ever since a year ago when you decided to become the discount version of chris, you've frankly gotten pretty boring. Your "insults" have been fairly predictable and, if you are going to troll someone, you need to know where their goat is tied. Calling someone older than you "old" doesn't work. Neither does implying that a guy who grew up in the SF Bay Area and who used to wear makeup and go to goth/industrial nights at gay clubs where androgyny was the order of the day is "gay" have any effect, though it says a lot about your own deep-seated issues. I understand that may play well in your state where Pence was elected governor, but it pretty much doesn't effect anybody who is comfortable with their sexuality. The closest you have gotten to an interesting insult was the "you'd never make it on Survivor" insult- this was more original, but considering I have zero interest in the show, not very hard hitting. You might as well say "lil yachty is never gonna mumble rap about you" with the effect that will have on me.

Please- either step up your troll game or we'll send 50 seagulls at you- and all of us already know how that's gonna end.

I'm printing that response out, framing it, and putting it above my bed so I can see it every day.

Ben @ 14/3/2018 9:32

Hey where did the bat come from I didn't see that option.

From the same place I got lawn mowers and lasers!