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Chris Harrison 9th Apr 2018 11:14 AM

Here, I just worked really hard on this. Presenting the epilogue featuring the mystery suitor's fate: Spoiler + 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😲🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 Posted in Stories Behind the Rose

Chris Harrison 9th Apr 2018 10:47 AM

I'll add night actions soonish. I'll have to go through and reconstruct N1 because I accidentally edited over N1 with N2's actions at one point. I would use the previous night's list of actions as a template for the current night. And I suppose there will be a Hall of Fame, but before the game began we both decided there wouldn't be a Hall of Lame. Thank you all for playing, and despite my attitude towards the end I did have fun hosting and writing flavor. Shout out to Christian for the vote counts before he died. You're really fucking helpful. Posted in Stories Behind the Rose

Chris Harrison 9th Apr 2018 10:34 AM

Added the private forums to opening post. Graveyard - http://s15.zetaboards.com/welcome2paradise/ Mafia board - http://s15.zetaboards.com/thewrongreason/ There was a mason board but there was... nothing there. Posted in Stories Behind the Rose

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 4:38 PM

And in splendid fashion. Talk about anything you want to talk about here. I (or Maddie) can edit in the surviving roles and other stuff into this post later. Surviving roles: Ahoda's Role PM + Character: Becca Kufrin Played by: Ahoda Role: Town Bachelorette You were done dirty by Arie Luyendyk Jr., the very personification of plywood. The dude broke up with you to be with runner-up Lauren Burnham, had production film it, and then it was aired on national television. And to make matters worse, you had to sit on stage and watch the footage of him going to Lauren’s house to ask for her back. But it’s cool, America sided with you and now you’re the newest fuckin’ Bachelorette. Each night you may choose to give someone a rose. This rose will protect them during the following day phase from any attempts on their life. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Dadd's Role PM + Character: Daniel Maguire Played by: Dadd Role: Town Lightning Rod Easily one of the franchise’s weirdest contestants. Your occupation was just listed as “Professional Canadian,” and I think that just about sums you up. Just...watch the videos below. Once during the course of the game you may choose to activate yourself. On the night that you activate, every single power that is used that night will be drawn to you instead of their intended targets. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Nofo's Role PM + Character: Jonathan “Tickle Monster” Treece Played by: Nofo Role: Town Puppetmaster You are known to Bachelor Nation as the Tickle Monster, An apt nickname, as you like to spontaneously tickle people. When not low key forcing your fetish upon unassuming strangers with your bare hands, you don enormous fake hands and do the same damn thing. It’s not a party until someone is getting tickled. Each night you may choose two players and designate them as Player A and Player B. You will use your frightening giant novelty hands to force Player A to use their ability on Player B. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Josh's Role PM + Character: Ben Higgins Played by: Josh Role: Town Veteran You’re Ben Higgins--one of Bachelor Nation’s faves. You really thought you found your happy ending when you proposed to Lauren Bushnell at the end of your season, but sadly you two only lasted a little less than a year. But hey, at least you and Lauren got your own reality show out of it! But as we saw on the Bachelor Winter Games, you’re over Lauren but still not over the relationship. You have your guard up and you are not yet ready to let love in again. Each night you may choose to “go on alert”. On nights that you are alert you will kill the first person to visit you. You may only go on alert three times over the course of the game. Upon being triggered you will lose any remaining attempts to go on alert. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Curtis' Role PM + Character: Ashley Salter Played by: Curtis Role: Town Even-Day Vigilante You’re amazing. There’s honestly nothing more to say except...well, watch these videos: Each even numbered day you may attempt to kill a chosen player. You will not be revealed by flavor as being the killer. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Jake's Role PM + Character: Chris “Cupcake” Strandburg Played by: Jake Role: Town Nurse You’re known to all of Bachelor Nation as “Cupcake”--the guy who is notorious for rockin’ up to meet Kaitlyn Bristowe in a giant cupcake with wheels! You’re not technically a doctor, you’re a dentist, but this is close enough to be back up should something happen to the doctor at the mansion, right? If the Doctor is ever killed, you will step up and take his or her mantle. If this comes to pass, as a replacement Doctor each night you may choose to protect someone. You may not protect the same person on consecutive nights and you may not protect yourself. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Also, watch this video. Wikey's Role PM + Character: Kendall Long Played by: Wikey Role: Town Taxidermist You love dead things. You even make your living dressing up dead animals...You are Kendall Long, famously known as the taxidermist, which is fitting since you and the famous Chuck Testa hail from the same hometown of Ojai, California. Arie cut you third to last, and now you’re determined to do what you can to stand up for other fallen contestants and take his ass down. You will do this by “taxidermizing” fallen town players--instead of filling them with stuffing, you’ll be dressing yourself in their dead skin. Each night you may literally raid the graveyard. You may choose a fallen player’s role and use a one-shot version of their power that night (or the following day, should you select a role with day powers). You may only pick each graveyard role once, so timing is key. Your available selection is limited to Town roles. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Spin's Role PM + Character: Evan Bass Played by: Spin Role: Town Doctor You’re Evan. One of the most resilient men of Bachelor Nation. Your manhood was perpetually beat down by Chad throughout JoJo Fletcher’s season of the Bachelorette, but you trekked on and healed yourself, time after time. In Paradise, you pursued your now-wife, Carly Waddell, and even faked your own life-threatening ailment to get alone time with her, knowing she would rush to the hospital and stay by your side. After Carly’s heart was broken by Kirk DeWindt in the previous season of Paradise, you helped her heal. Just last month, you and Carly welcomed a baby girl into the world. Now that your heart is whole, you’re ready to help mend others’ broken hearts. Each night you may choose to heal someone. You may not heal the same person on consecutive nights and you may not heal yourself. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Herm's Role PM + Character: Lauren Burnham Played by: Herm Role: Town Quiet Neighbor You are known to be one of the most bland and quiet contestants in Bachelor history. You managed to win Arie’s heart on the most recent season of the Bachelor, but you did not receive the final rose...hm. Arie rejected you in favor of Becca K, then two months after filming decided he actually wanted to be with you, so he broke up with Becca and made sure the footage was aired on national TV. You were quiet, and only spoke about 20 lines throughout the entirety of the most recent Bachelor season. Basically, you don’t want to open up on TV, but you still want people to know you exist. If you make it through a day without accumulating a single lynch vote on you, you may choose someone at night to which your alignment will be confirmed. They will be told that you are “here for the right reasons.” You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Lamps' Role PM + Character: Kaitlyn Bristowe Played by: Lamps Role: Town Odd-Night Vigilante You’re probably the most charismatic and real Bachelorette the franchise has ever seen. You weren’t afraid to be a goofball on national television and you weren’t afraid to fuck dudes before the fantasy suite. You got slut-shamed for this but didn’t let it phase you. You’re just out to live your fuckin’ life and you don’t let anyone get in your way. Each odd numbered night you may attempt to kill a chosen player. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. Havo's Role PM + Character: Nick Viall Played by: Havo Role: Town Persistent You are Nick Viall. You’ve been a contestant on the Bachelorette TWICE and been the Bachelor aaaand been on Bachelor in Paradise. And after that was all said and done, you went on Dancing With the Stars! You’re kind of like...King of the Bachelor or something. Apparently no amount of heartbreak will keep you from giving up. Your will to find love is unstoppable, and you just let the heartbreak bounce right off of you. Each night you may choose between the following two actions, but note that the second action may only be used once in the game: Make a player’s role unstoppable for the night. Reflect any actions performed on you back onto the person who performed said action. --- Graveyard - http://s15.zetaboards.com/welcome2paradise/ Mafia board - http://s15.zetaboards.com/thewrongreason/ Post Edited by Chris Harrison @ 9th Apr 2018 10:11 AM Posted in Stories Behind the Rose

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 4:36 PM

Everyone was all over Brian's shit from the starting bell. But Brian was used to it, he was the queen bitch around these parts. If people weren't hating on him, he wasn't doing his job correctly. There was little room for the argument to be pushed anywhere but squarely on his shoulders. Even Nofo woke up and popped his head out of his room to put his two cents in. It was around the time Curtis shot Brian in the knee that things took a turn for the worst for Brian. Not only was he going to have to leave, his leg was going to be all fucked up. He looked up at everyone from the floor with tears in his eyes. "We'll always have day six tho." Everyone nodded in agreement. They WOULD always have day six. Brian was still wistfully staring off and reminiscing about day six when Curtis grabbed hold of his feet. "Sorry pal, you know the drill. We don't wait around for the host and the suitor anymore." Curtis began dragging him towards the front door. "Consider that bullet in your kneecap a consolation prize." Brian winced the entire way. "Oh well, more time for Nick. Peace bitches, platinum vagine out." Curtis with the help of Lamps lifted Brian and threw him out the door. Brian hit the walkway outside and rolled into the grass. Things sure came apart pretty quickly. BRIAN HAS BEEN DISMISSED! Reveal + Character: Corinne Olympios Played by: Brian Role: Mafia Godmother You’re the ultimate Godmother. Both loved and hated by Bachelor Nation, you’re a legendary villain. Nothing any of those other bitches say can bring you down. Your daddy’s rich and you always get what you want. You run a multi-millionaire company, and you don’t appreciate being treated like an idiot by ANYONE. Plus, you have an irresistible platinum vagine You are the head honcho. The queen bitch. You have final say over the Mafia factional kill each night. Your nanny Raquel and her magical cheese pasta keep you safe from all harm, so you are immune to all attempts on your life. You will scan as being “here for the right reasons” (Town) on any possible investigative reports. You are aligned with the MAFIA. You win when all threats to the Mafia have been eliminated and your faction makes up at least 50% of the remaining players. TOWN HAS DOMINATED THE GAME! Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 4:35 PM

DAY EIGHT FINAL VOTE COUNT Brian (7/7) - Ahoda, Lamps, Havo, Wikey, Lamps, Curtis, Brian BRIAN HAS BEEN DISMISSED! Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 4:24 PM

DAY EIGHT VOTE COUNT Brian (6/7) - Ahoda, Lamps, Havo, Wikey, Lamps, Curtis Tempted to count the Nofo vote even though it wasn't formatted correctly. Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 3:46 PM

Curtis stood apart from the rest of the group as he aimed his gun from person to person. "Brian, please step forward. I have something important to discuss with you." Brian took a step towards Hurtis. "Yes, what is it?" Curtis pointed his gun at one of Brian's kneecaps and put a bullet in it without as much as another word. Everyone else began laughing as Brian fell to the floor, writhing in pain. Turned out it was just as entertaining to shoot him as it would have been to shoot anyone. "SOMEONE" HAS SURVIVED AN ATTACK Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 2:21 PM

DAY EIGHT VOTE COUNT Brian (4/7) - Ahoda, Lamps, Havo, Wikey Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 2:14 PM

DAY EIGHT VOTE COUNT Brian (2/7) - Ahoda, Lamps Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 1:29 PM

DAY EIGHT VOTE COUNT Brian (1/7) - Ahoda Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 1:19 PM

DAY EIGHT The contestants gathered. There were no more cocktails, so it wasn't really a cocktail party anymore. As a matter of fact, no one was partying either. It was just a mutual gathering inside of Villa de la Vina hosted by a guy named Chris in the name of reality television love. "So, it seems like not all of you made it through the night. Color me surprised!" Chris pointed to the banister of the staircase where a sheet was hung. The other end of it was tied around Primate's neck, and he dangled there like a terrible ornament. Chris called in production but no one came. "Have they shut us down? Fine, I'll do it myself. You guys figure this out while I'm gone." Chris walked up and began fiddling with the knotted sheet. The contestants talked among themselves for a bit, ready to get the show on the road. Someone was about to give their opening statement when a heavy thud interrupted them. They looked over and Primate's corpse was now crumpled on the ground floor. "Whoops." Chris shrugged. Reveal + Character: Wells Adams Played by: Primate Role: Town Tracker You are adored by the Bachelor Nation and you’re a great friend to everyone. You swore you’d never go back on reality TV ever again, but then they asked you to replace Jorge the bartender in Paradise the one summer he couldn’t be there, so you gladly accepted and provided moral support to everyone on the show throughout filming. You were able to keep tabs on everyone from behind the bar. Each night you may choose a player. You will shadow your chosen player during the night and discover where they were spending their night. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. IN ADDITION, SOMEONE HAS SURVIVED AN ATTACK - - - It is now DAY EIGHT. The day will end sometime. With 12 players alive, it will take 7 to reach a majority. Plurality IS in effect. Remember to vote to ##Dismiss (rather than lynch). Good luck and have fun! Player List + ALIVE (12/33) 01. Ahoda 03. Dadd 04. Nofo 08. Josh 11. Curtis 16. Brian 17. Jake 18. Mike 19. Spin 29. Herm 30. Lamps 31. Havo Posted in Day Eight

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 10:59 AM

The cocktail party had barely begun when the remaining contestants had already made up their mind. Right out of the gate several of them surrounded Timmah. "You're not here for the right reason, are you?" Timmah shrugged. "You know, you're all pretty pathetic. Jumping through hoops for this bullshit." Timmah reviewed those standing around as he snacked from a plate full of deli meat. "Like, how can you really buy into this? Find love on a television show? You don't even know the Mystery Suitor's name, much less anything about him and you all are clamoring. It disgusts me." Timmah didn't even wait for the rose ceremony. "Keep your fucking flowers, I'm bouncing. You clowns enjoy the rest of this shit show." Chris Harrison entered "Hey guys it's-" Timmah laughed and after getting another mouthful of sliced ham he spiked the plate on the floor near the door, shattering it. He exited Villa de la Vina backwards with two middle fingers in the air. In this moment he had transcended everything. And it was beautiful. TIMMAH HAS BEEN DISMISSED! REVEAL + Character: Chad Johnson Played by: Timmah Role: Third Party Even-Night Serial Killer You’re Chad and after eating a plate cold cuts, chugging an entire gallon of milk, and downing a protein shake you’ve decided that you are sick of this phony shit. Each even numbered night you may attempt to kill a chosen player. You are immune to all attempts on your life. You are aligned with YOURSELF. You win if you survive until the end of the game. It is now NIGHT SEVEN. The night will end eventually. Just get your actions in. Posted in Day Seven

Chris Harrison 8th Apr 2018 10:50 AM

DAY SEVEN FINAL VOTE COUNT Timmah (8/8) - Ahoda, Curtis, Havo, Brian, Jake, Primate, Hetm, Spin Brian (1/8) - Lamps TIMMAH HAS BEEN DISMISSED Flavor in osefosafaepfpegaegw;mw23r2pi Posted in Day Seven

Chris Harrison 7th Apr 2018 5:04 PM

(PMs out, day is open, tell me if you think you should have gotten a PM but didnt, etc.) Posted in Day Seven

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